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Matthew

@thealtarofandy.bsky.social
510 followers 392 following 7.8K posts

Avid Warhologist. Art whore. Deeply superficial. Seriously sarcastic. Good, but misunderstood. Elder Mo. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Safe Space. Super sober. Ego is the anesthesia that dulls the pain of stupidity.

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Matthew @thealtarofandy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
“It’s Lake Ontario!”
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Matthew @thealtarofandy.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Happy Birthday to the Queen Mother. Legendary. Iconic. Madonna.
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Matthew @thealtarofandy.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
*looks in mirror, looks at watch.
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Matthew @thealtarofandy.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I’m curious. At what age did you start thinking about your own mortality? Or have you? 🤔
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Matthew @thealtarofandy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Make SURE you’re registered! 💪💙💪
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Matthew @thealtarofandy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Everything is a conspiracy when you don’t understand how anything works. He’s a dangerous moron.
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Matthew @thealtarofandy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Speak that truth.
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Matthew @thealtarofandy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
When people ask me what the 80’s looked like. They looked exactly like this. AW&DB iykyk.
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Matthew @thealtarofandy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Pride. You’re doin’ it right! 🏳️‍🌈👏🏳️‍⚧️
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Matthew @thealtarofandy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
My summer body: “try again next year, kitten.”
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Matthew @thealtarofandy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
That’s why she’s our dark Queen. 😂🖤🤣
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Matthew @thealtarofandy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Nailed it SO damn hard.
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Matthew @thealtarofandy.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
He lies, people die.
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Matthew @thealtarofandy.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Love Without Words.
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Matthew @thealtarofandy.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Happy Saturday, kids! Bless!
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Matthew @thealtarofandy.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Same.
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Matthew @thealtarofandy.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
You wanna preach at me on a plane? Then be prepared for 4 hours of the Rocky Horror Picture Show soundtrack. With choreography. Pick your battles, bitch.
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Matthew @thealtarofandy.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Happy new Madonna music eve to all who celebrate! 🪩❤️‍🔥🪩
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Matthew @thealtarofandy.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Getting ready for tomorrow. #Madonna 🪩
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Matthew @thealtarofandy.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
LOUDER! 👏
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Matthew @thealtarofandy.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Rise and shine! And remember, if you can’t be a good example, be a terrifying warning. 🖤
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Matthew @thealtarofandy.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Completely understandable.
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Matthew @thealtarofandy.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
When someone starts talking about 3rd party voting.
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Matthew @thealtarofandy.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
🖤😂🖤
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Matthew @thealtarofandy.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Hate doesn't take a month off, and neither should pride. Pride is all year round! 🏳️‍🌈❤️‍🔥🏳️‍⚧️
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Matthew @thealtarofandy.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Yeah, I don’t know who Nate Bargatze is. And honestly, I’m totally fine with that.
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Matthew @thealtarofandy.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Can we get RFK Jr. to oversee Mitch’s medical care?
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Matthew @thealtarofandy.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Oh hey, Happy Barack Obama Appreciation Day!
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Matthew @thealtarofandy.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
KNICKS, BABY! 💙🎉🧡
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Matthew @thealtarofandy.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
20yo Gay me is missing my hair. 😂🤣
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Matthew @thealtarofandy.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
It was never about bathrooms. It was never about water fountains.
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Matthew @thealtarofandy.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Always be your amazing self. 🩵
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Matthew @thealtarofandy.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
And on Fridays, we dance.
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Matthew @thealtarofandy.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Farrah Fawcett Los Angeles 1999 Robert Sebree
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Matthew @thealtarofandy.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Not my insomnia being completely jealous. 😹 (sound on)
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Matthew @thealtarofandy.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
We have a contract, bitch.
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Matthew @thealtarofandy.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Knicks: 86 Spurs: 47 😏
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Matthew @thealtarofandy.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
“Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Release the Epstein files.”
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Matthew @thealtarofandy.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
“It’s an addiction, Carol! Now piss off!”
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Matthew @thealtarofandy.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Good morning, kids!
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Matthew @thealtarofandy.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Can’t find me at your party? I’m probably wherever your animals are.  True story.
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Matthew @thealtarofandy.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Happy birthday. It was all too soon. There will never be another. We miss you terribly. 💜
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Matthew @thealtarofandy.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Gurl. ☠️🤣☠️
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Matthew @thealtarofandy.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I’ll allow it. 🤣😂😘
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Matthew @thealtarofandy.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Me, when I use the word resplendent.
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Matthew @thealtarofandy.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Logging on.
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Matthew @thealtarofandy.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
If Pride month makes you mad, put on a cape. Then you can be super mad.
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Matthew @thealtarofandy.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Happy Pride. 🏳️‍🌈❤️‍🔥🏳️‍⚧️
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Matthew @thealtarofandy.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
The Gays run this block now. All of it.
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Matthew @thealtarofandy.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
SO hungry! 😹😻
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