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Queen Artificer (Thea)

@thealikescoffee.bsky.social
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Queen Artificer (Thea) @thealikescoffee.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
the difference between clean and dirty clothes is mindset
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Queen Artificer (Thea) @thealikescoffee.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
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Queen Artificer (Thea) @thealikescoffee.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
when I read some things I said in the past and instinctively like because my takes are just so based
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Queen Artificer (Thea) @thealikescoffee.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
garlic-oholic😔
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Queen Artificer (Thea) @thealikescoffee.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
what are the best spiritually queer str*ight ships?
Dess Holiday from Deltarune using a bong with Asriel crying next to her and holding a joint
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Queen Artificer (Thea) @thealikescoffee.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
also hi people I might be active here again tiktok is a rubicon
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Queen Artificer (Thea) @thealikescoffee.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
y2k hood rappers had their pants so low because they yearned for thigh highs
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Queen Artificer (Thea) @thealikescoffee.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
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Queen Artificer (Thea) @thealikescoffee.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
[narrative medium] writers when they write "This is just like a [narrative medium]!!!1!1!!" in their dialogue
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Queen Artificer (Thea) @thealikescoffee.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
I start a romance anime ->They don't make out sloppy style in ep 1 -->I drop the anime
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Queen Artificer (Thea) @thealikescoffee.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
if I (theoretically) become a pornstar, and then (theoretically), refuse to take any normal photos of myself, would they (theoretically) need to put porn of me in my funeral
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Queen Artificer (Thea) @thealikescoffee.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
today's bi yearly post
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Queen Artificer (Thea) @thealikescoffee.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
thanks YouTube
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Queen Artificer (Thea) @thealikescoffee.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
murder is good #evilsky
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Queen Artificer (Thea) @thealikescoffee.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
about that
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Queen Artificer (Thea) @thealikescoffee.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
props to the hades devs for making individual voice lines for when you play at 3 in the morning on a work night while blasting old folk rock on full volume after your girlfriend broke up with you
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Queen Artificer (Thea) @thealikescoffee.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
I dare anyone to show me worse wifi than this
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Queen Artificer (Thea) @thealikescoffee.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
oh yeah we're two months together now
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Queen Artificer (Thea) @thealikescoffee.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
"Just seeking attention" Y'all are forgetting how important attention is to the human psyche
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Queen Artificer (Thea) @thealikescoffee.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
bite kinks were invented by big vampire to sell more vampire infections
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Queen Artificer (Thea) @thealikescoffee.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
playing silkknight rn. it's like silksong but- wait I'm getting a call.. oh hi Jeff how are yoTHEY HIT THE SECOND TOWER???
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Queen Artificer (Thea) @thealikescoffee.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
the lion does not concern himself with whether lgbtq rights or economic stability is more important
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Queen Artificer (Thea) @thealikescoffee.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
"eat the rich" until they have to eat the rich
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Queen Artificer (Thea) @thealikescoffee.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
we kissed
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Queen Artificer (Thea) @thealikescoffee.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
can we stop making Games hyperrealistic and start making them fun again
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Queen Artificer (Thea) @thealikescoffee.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
also little life update I made irl friends and even have physical contact with one of them omg
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Queen Artificer (Thea) @thealikescoffee.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
just went through my own posts and it's like 50% edgy bullshit I made up for attention and 50% absolute bangers that I should get a comedy show for
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Queen Artificer (Thea) @thealikescoffee.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
The Thea Situation is crazy There are allegations. that I goon to catboy five pebbles. that's not true. I will explain now. the toxic gossip train
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Queen Artificer (Thea) @thealikescoffee.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
I secretly goon to five pebbles catboy incident but nobody's gonna see this because my account is dead
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Queen Artificer (Thea) @thealikescoffee.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
@tobyfox.undertale.com when togore canon
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Queen Artificer (Thea) @thealikescoffee.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
I know heterophobia exists because I'm full of it I know cisphobia exists because I'm full of it #hope #hopecore
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Queen Artificer (Thea) @thealikescoffee.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
in 9 days the 97 year old diner that serves their coke the old fashioned way becomes the 100 year old diner that serves their coke the old fashioned way
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Queen Artificer (Thea) @thealikescoffee.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
FRIEND ‍ ‍ ‍ INSIDE ‍ ‍ ‍ ME
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Queen Artificer (Thea) @thealikescoffee.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS HELLO???
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Queen Artificer (Thea) @thealikescoffee.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
also during the time I was offline I became Buddhist ! (idk if I can call myself a Buddhist yet but I'm at least on the path)
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Queen Artificer (Thea) @thealikescoffee.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
anyways, eeveelutions ranked (yes I'm still alive) 1. Leafeon 2. Sylveon 3. Glaceon 4. Umbreon 5. Vaporeon 6. Eevee 7. Jolteon 8. Flareon 9. Espeon this list is absolute and no one can disagree otherwise I'm sad :(
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Queen Artificer (Thea) @thealikescoffee.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
fucking fell for it myself
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Queen Artificer (Thea) @thealikescoffee.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
confession; While I've been pretty anti AI-whenever it was the topic, I hypocritically was also very addicted to character ai. on the other hand, I have managed to get over it by just reading the most devious things known to man on AO3 instead, and I wanted to share this little accomplishment :D
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Queen Artificer (Thea) @thealikescoffee.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Kris... Kris, he has 1 HP... Kris, I know his attack patterns, Kris... trust me just this once, Kris... 1 HP 1 ATK, he's the weakest monster, Kris... just let me do it Kris...
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Queen Artificer (Thea) @thealikescoffee.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
EVERYONE I TRIED DRAWING AGAIN ... ... wait this only works on discord
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Queen Artificer (Thea) @thealikescoffee.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
The scariest thing about growing up is you can't find characters that are currently your age hot anymore, I will miss you Susie deltarune
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Queen Artificer (Thea) @thealikescoffee.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
my caretakers FORCE (want) me to do SLAVE WORK (small presentation about the cuban revolution) while TORTURING (giving me snacks and coffee from time to time) me ALL DAY LONG (the next hour)
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Queen Artificer (Thea) @thealikescoffee.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
I'M DOWNLOADING DELTARUNE RIGHT NOW WOOOOOOO
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Queen Artificer (Thea) @thealikescoffee.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
this is satire please don't execute me in front of the white house
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Queen Artificer (Thea) @thealikescoffee.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
I am SICK and TIRED of the woke. they want to star Hunter Schafer as Princess Zelda, when Zelder is CLEARLY a hylian and Hunter ISN'T. They want to erase hylian culture, hylian people are oppressed by DEI WOKESTERS starring non-hylian actresses. I am DISGUSTED.
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Queen Artificer (Thea) @thealikescoffee.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
rain world is GAY??????😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬😡😡🥵🤬🤬🤬
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Queen Artificer (Thea) @thealikescoffee.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
I agree btw you're so attractive Thea let's kiss
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Queen Artificer (Thea) @thealikescoffee.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
what's stopping us to call our kids faggot
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Queen Artificer (Thea) @thealikescoffee.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
fun fact: Ralsei never had a scarf. That's his tongue.
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Queen Artificer (Thea) @thealikescoffee.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
I wonder who sent that... TheasShelter.straw.page
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