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Carl Kolchak

@thealienfactor.bsky.social
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Let freedom ring. 🔔 Please be kind to animals. Norman Fell Lives Forever. Trump = evil, stupid, sleazy traitor who cons and manipulates those even dumber than himself.

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Carl Kolchak @thealienfactor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Carl Kolchak @thealienfactor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What a Queeg
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Carl Kolchak @thealienfactor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That’s a weird looking phone. Is it some high-tech thing from the future like this one?
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Carl Kolchak @thealienfactor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If the Cowboys had scored more points than the Ravens, the outcome would’ve been completely different!
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Carl Kolchak @thealienfactor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Carl Kolchak @thealienfactor.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Carl Kolchak @thealienfactor.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Carl Kolchak @thealienfactor.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I can’t wait to subscribe to her impending onlyfans account!
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Carl Kolchak @thealienfactor.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
MAGA men such as myself are brimming with pure alpha glory! We are NOT pussies! We’re not! You take that back, liberal! We are just as brave and manly as beloved dear leader lord trumpy! Take it back, meanie! We have the machismoid! “MAGA” and “alpha” both have two A’s in them. Take it back!
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Carl Kolchak @thealienfactor.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It’s because of Beloved Lord trumpy’s deep respect for women that he growls at them and calls them things like “piggy.” It’s in order to demonstrate he takes them so seriously as adversaries that he must be strong and insulting.
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Carl Kolchak @thealienfactor.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I love Fleetwood Mac!!!
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Carl Kolchak @thealienfactor.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Yes!
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Carl Kolchak @thealienfactor.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Blofeld getting drunk. Love it when he flips out so badly about the ruined wine, suggesting the entire bill shouldn’t be paid over it.
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Carl Kolchak @thealienfactor.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Juggalo Springsteen?
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Carl Kolchak @thealienfactor.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Since Etude in Black has Cassavetes as Danner’s husband, that means Paltrow might be Rosemary‘s baby.
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Carl Kolchak @thealienfactor.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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Carl Kolchak @thealienfactor.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I want to see a G-rated version.
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Carl Kolchak @thealienfactor.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Hillary sabotaged it!
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Carl Kolchak @thealienfactor.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Hardcore
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Carl Kolchak @thealienfactor.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
“Hope I die before I get old.”
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Carl Kolchak @thealienfactor.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Seen that dude in some flick where he fights against Elon Musk.
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Carl Kolchak @thealienfactor.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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Carl Kolchak @thealienfactor.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Whatever happened to the Motaur?
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Carl Kolchak @thealienfactor.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Yeah, everybody knows Brynner was Egyptian.
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Carl Kolchak @thealienfactor.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Can’t be. This dude says humans weren’t smart enough to make stuff like that.
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Carl Kolchak @thealienfactor.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Dude is a full-blown coke freak as you can see from this photo from last night.
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Carl Kolchak @thealienfactor.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
And Egypt (though I do understand the original post was about East Asian portrayals).
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Carl Kolchak @thealienfactor.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Breakfast at Tiffany’s is a beloved film by many, yet it has one of the most racist caricatures you’ll see on film.
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Carl Kolchak @thealienfactor.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
This scene hasn’t aged very well.
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Carl Kolchak @thealienfactor.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Ohtani recently said in an interview , “I’ve done okay, but I know I’ll never be as good as Mark Grant.” Shohei then added, “Grant IS God.”
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Carl Kolchak @thealienfactor.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Lord trump needs to step in and overturn Norway’s victory! Unless Norway comes up with some bigly cash, trump gotta shut em down.
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Carl Kolchak @thealienfactor.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Foosball rox!
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Carl Kolchak @thealienfactor.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Ohtani couldn’t carry Mark Grant’s jockstrap as a pitcher AND a hitter!
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Carl Kolchak @thealienfactor.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
This used to be one of my favorites until it became actual reality in the United States.
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Carl Kolchak @thealienfactor.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I’m a hopeless bureaucrat. 😞
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Carl Kolchak @thealienfactor.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Way, way too much lime in the coconut that night.
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Carl Kolchak @thealienfactor.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I loved when Alien’s finger lights up and he heals the cut on Elliot’s finger.
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Carl Kolchak @thealienfactor.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
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Carl Kolchak @thealienfactor.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Lib media hides the truth. Here’s the real photo
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Carl Kolchak @thealienfactor.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Your photo reminds me of one of the guys in Cheech & Chong. I don’t think it’s Cheech. I’m pretty sure it’s the other guy in Cheech & Chong, but I can’t remember his name.
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Carl Kolchak @thealienfactor.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
The fact that trump attacks others based on aspects of their appearance is beyond ironic. And even if trump didn’t look like an actual pig with a bird’s nest on its head, it’s still tacky for a “world leader” to make such puerile remarks.
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Carl Kolchak @thealienfactor.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Seems like everything‘s prettier from Down Under, but all dangerously capable of making a person‘s heart stop beating. 😳
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Carl Kolchak @thealienfactor.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
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Carl Kolchak @thealienfactor.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Yep, we love our team here on the West Coast in SoCal. Go Gulls!
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Carl Kolchak @thealienfactor.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Even he knows it’s a terrible thing, but he realized he could use a terrible thing to his advantage. Now he loves it, still fully realizing it is a terrible thing.
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Carl Kolchak @thealienfactor.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
But there is much love to be had in the swamp. Remember Adrian Barbeau and the Swamp Thing? Trump is just trying to inspire romance.
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Carl Kolchak @thealienfactor.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
The scaffolding vaguely reminds me of Pinhead from the Hellraiser movies.
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Carl Kolchak @thealienfactor.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Yep, those leopards do love to munch on faces, don’t they?
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Carl Kolchak @thealienfactor.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
How about this love triangle?
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Carl Kolchak @thealienfactor.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
If an enemy of the United States, let’s say Putin, wanted to cause as much death and damage to America as possible, this is what it would look like. Putin may have won the war against America without firing a single shot. Diseases and parasites returning; horrible economy; health regulations gutted.
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