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Alex J Xavier 🇩🇲🇻🇮

@theajx.bsky.social
63 followers 76 following 108 posts

PNW Based. Poly. Software Engineer. Nerd, and teller of bad jokes

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Alex J Xavier 🇩🇲🇻🇮 @theajx.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Twice a day
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Alex J Xavier 🇩🇲🇻🇮 @theajx.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
So Socialism is good now?
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Alex J Xavier 🇩🇲🇻🇮 @theajx.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
The truest form of love
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Alex J Xavier 🇩🇲🇻🇮 @theajx.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Do you princess
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Alex J Xavier 🇩🇲🇻🇮 @theajx.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
No 😈
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Alex J Xavier 🇩🇲🇻🇮 @theajx.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Mood
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Alex J Xavier 🇩🇲🇻🇮 @theajx.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Pizza and wings. Easy
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Alex J Xavier 🇩🇲🇻🇮 @theajx.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
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Class Of 3000: Sunny Bridges & Cartoon Network
Alt: Class Of 3000: Sunny Bridges & Cartoon Network
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Alex J Xavier 🇩🇲🇻🇮 @theajx.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
They're multi purpose
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Alex J Xavier 🇩🇲🇻🇮 @theajx.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
It was underwhelming
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Alex J Xavier 🇩🇲🇻🇮 @theajx.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
New conspiracy theory. Global warming was invented by Off to sell more bug spray
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Alex J Xavier 🇩🇲🇻🇮 @theajx.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Nah it's good most of the time
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Alex J Xavier 🇩🇲🇻🇮 @theajx.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Whiiir whir whir whir whir wh...
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Alex J Xavier 🇩🇲🇻🇮 @theajx.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
They used his middle name. He in trouuuubleeeee!
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Alex J Xavier 🇩🇲🇻🇮 @theajx.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Is she wining grinding and rolling?
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Alex J Xavier 🇩🇲🇻🇮 @theajx.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
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Alex J Xavier 🇩🇲🇻🇮 @theajx.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
She's dumb. I saved you a click and brain cells
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Alex J Xavier 🇩🇲🇻🇮 @theajx.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
QTP with a cartoon with an awesome theme song
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a cartoon character with a big afro is standing in the grass with his eyes closed
Alt: Huey from Boondocks standing outside with his eyes closed and the wind flowing through his afro
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Alex J Xavier 🇩🇲🇻🇮 @theajx.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Tell me your pets name in a gif
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Im Serious X Men GIF
Alt: Im Serious X Men GIF
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Alex J Xavier 🇩🇲🇻🇮 @theajx.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Improve a movie title by adding "with big naturals" Sinners with big naturals
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Alex J Xavier 🇩🇲🇻🇮 @theajx.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Hotel water is a desperation play when the other options are a $5 bottle of Dasani and death
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Alex J Xavier 🇩🇲🇻🇮 @theajx.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Since 2026 started? Yeah
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Alex J Xavier 🇩🇲🇻🇮 @theajx.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
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a man and a woman sitting next to each other with a spider on their back
Alt: Spider-Man (Miles Morales) and Gwen sitting upside down and Gwen leans over to touch her shoulder to Mile's
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Alex J Xavier 🇩🇲🇻🇮 @theajx.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
He's the king of bad takes
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Alex J Xavier 🇩🇲🇻🇮 @theajx.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
The controller my teammates be using
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Alex J Xavier 🇩🇲🇻🇮 @theajx.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Technically yes
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Alex J Xavier 🇩🇲🇻🇮 @theajx.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I've never heard of this show. I kept thinking them hashtags were about the government
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Alex J Xavier 🇩🇲🇻🇮 @theajx.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
They're turned
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Alex J Xavier 🇩🇲🇻🇮 @theajx.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Stay in love, outside, nekkid
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Alex J Xavier 🇩🇲🇻🇮 @theajx.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
And a bonus
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Teresitaaa. 🫧 @sooodulce.blacksky.app · 05/01/2026
With pay
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Alex J Xavier 🇩🇲🇻🇮 @theajx.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Great
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Alex J Xavier 🇩🇲🇻🇮 @theajx.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
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a man is laying on the floor and asking what year is it ?
Alt: a man is laying on the floor and asking what year is it ?
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Alex J Xavier 🇩🇲🇻🇮 @theajx.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Did it? Because he had won the Superbowl and has gotten a lot more endorsements since they went public
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Alex J Xavier 🇩🇲🇻🇮 @theajx.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Don't put packages directly in front of the screen door. It swings out i can't open it with the package there
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Alex J Xavier 🇩🇲🇻🇮 @theajx.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Wayyy ahead of you buster
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Alex J Xavier 🇩🇲🇻🇮 @theajx.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
About to be 32
Man standing outside a hotel bathroom with hand in his pocket. The man is wearing a blazer, a light blue shirt and black shoes and pants
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Alex J Xavier 🇩🇲🇻🇮 @theajx.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Naruto
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a cartoon character with a bandana with the letter g on it
Alt: Sasuke rapidly doing hand signs
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Alex J Xavier 🇩🇲🇻🇮 @theajx.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
LOTR: Return of The Kings. I actually haven't seen these movies though 👀
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Alex J Xavier 🇩🇲🇻🇮 @theajx.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Hammer time!
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Alex J Xavier 🇩🇲🇻🇮 @theajx.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Rick and Morty
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Alex J Xavier 🇩🇲🇻🇮 @theajx.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
If he does the accent I'm watching this in theaters
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Alex J Xavier 🇩🇲🇻🇮 @theajx.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Sending back to back messages instead of just a long one
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Alex J Xavier 🇩🇲🇻🇮 @theajx.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Pepperoni, bacon, and jalapeno
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Alex J Xavier 🇩🇲🇻🇮 @theajx.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
I woke up at 3 am and the first thing I do is them dishes. She really domesticated me.
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Alex J Xavier 🇩🇲🇻🇮 @theajx.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
3. But I'm shy so them earbuds are going in immediately
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Alex J Xavier 🇩🇲🇻🇮 @theajx.bsky.social · 27/08/2024
We need a black GDC
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