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The Fantastic Paul

@theactualdevil.bsky.social
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Opinions are those of the man that lives in my walls My politics are that I should be installed as Immortal God Emperor of the Earth and granted Dangerous Mind Powers My God is KOS-MOS He/Him

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The Fantastic Paul @theactualdevil.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Seconds (1966) Continuing my journey through the Letterboxd Top 250 Horror movies I've never heard of before. It's another kind of surreal movie that maybe ain't should be on the Horror list, but this one at least has the Good grace of having an upsetting ending
Seconds
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The Fantastic Paul @theactualdevil.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"I wanna see somebody's pussy!" Man in a dingy bathroom shouting about wanting to see pussy. Scene from The Driller Killer
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The Fantastic Paul @theactualdevil.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The Driller Killer (1979) It really felt like they recorded a bunch of different kills, to sprinkle throughout the movie, but something got fucked up somewhere, and they just all got used in one mad rampage in the middle of the film
The Driller Killer
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The Fantastic Paul @theactualdevil.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Hourglass Sanatorium (1973) For a bit of structure this year, I've been watching things in the Letterboxd Top Horror movies official list (that I've not seen). A lot of absolute classics that I missed and some freak picks. And then there's things like this... What The Fuck Did I Just Watch...?
Sanatorium pod Klepsydrą
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The Fantastic Paul @theactualdevil.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Beauty and the Beast (1978) Bird
Beauty and the Beast
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The Fantastic Paul @theactualdevil.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Changeling (1980) Wasn't really vibing with it, until about an hour in, a woman calls the ghost "Gnome-like." That alone was enough to keep me entertained, as I was now imagining George C. Scott hunting a gnome, but it's also when the movie really kicks it into gear and some wild shit happens
The Changeling
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The Fantastic Paul @theactualdevil.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Eyes Without a Face (1960) The way I've had this recommended to me in the past, I had assumed I'd be kept in the dark for a while on what's happening. Instead, right from off the rip, I'm told "Here's the Doctor who invented the Face technology from Face/Off" before I've even seen Jane Noface. 👍👍
Eyes Without a Face
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The Fantastic Paul @theactualdevil.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Phantom Carriage (1921) Watched a version that had the KTL score, which takes what I think was meant to be more a morality play and turns it into a deeply upsetting horror movie. Got me really believing they were going to end the movie on such a bleak note, David being powerless to stop it 👍👍
The Phantom Carriage
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The Fantastic Paul @theactualdevil.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Deep Red (1975) You, it just turned into Final Destination near the end. Death's Plan was "Fuck this [culprit] in particular for no real reason" As always, the Goblin sound track is peak. Best part of any more they're involved in
Deep Red
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The Fantastic Paul @theactualdevil.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Everyone can see you, Mr. Bushido You ain't slick
Mr. Bushido from the second season of Gundam 00. He's positioned between two vending machines, sipping on a coffee, like he's just a casual dude, and not some goober white boy in a Japanese Samurai Halloween Costume
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The Fantastic Paul @theactualdevil.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Mr. Bushido
Mr. Bushido from Season 2 of Gundam 00
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The Fantastic Paul @theactualdevil.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mystery Wrestling 29.5 Cecil Nyx is a Real Hero for continuing to beat up children Great wrestling AND shenanigans in the 3-Way Tag Match Isla Dawn vs. Mark Davis 👏👏👏 Psycho Mike vs. Jake Doyle 👏👏👏 Johnny Mystery continues to be an amazing Mystery Wrestling champ. What a great Squatch Match
Mystery Wrestling 29.5. Evil Uno. Jon Cruz. Sasquatch. Johnny Mystery
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The Fantastic Paul @theactualdevil.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
AEW All Out 2026 Loved the 3 Women's matches and the Trios Title kerfuffle Actually missed the whole Match where Sting Jr. almost died, came back to Taz saying how serious it was Other singles matches were pretty good, too. But I sort of lost interest on the Ladder match and Main event
AEW All Out
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The Fantastic Paul @theactualdevil.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Let's go KAIKIGUMI (2026) Yeah, that was a good time. Great final episode. The low point was definitely that Loin Cloth Pervert in the first episode, but the humor gets much better after that. Hopefully someone finally starts translating the manga, I'd like to see more of this.

Mechako on the left, and then from top to bottom on the right: Doppelganger (puddle), Yukinko, Shurako, Noroi no Ningyou, and Shujinkou
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The Fantastic Paul @theactualdevil.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Backrooms (2026) Dude, it's like if Cube 2: Hypercube was a good movie. Do you think Kane Parsons has seen the Cube Trilogy?
Backrooms
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The Fantastic Paul @theactualdevil.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The History of Concrete (2026) If you see only one documentary where a strange man interviews people, probably go with the Nathan Fielder one. More to chew on, probably. But if you see two of those this year, well this is your only choice. But God Damn it was a good choice to be forced to make 5⭐️
Poster for The History of Concrete behind a scuffed up glass case, out side the tiny theater I had to see this is in because nowhere else near me had it playing. A film by John Wilson. Official Selection 2026 Sundance. "John Wilson is back with a movie, thank God." -New York Magazine. "An absurd triumph. Laugh-out-loud funny, compelling and surprising." -The Guardian.
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The Fantastic Paul @theactualdevil.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Chainsmoker Cat (2026) Anime of the Century. This is why humanity invented animation. I now know what the first thing I'm going to show the aliens when they try to take me in the night. A religious experience. Hell yeah, let's do it. Kansai Neko is my favorite. She's perfect.
The 5 main catgirls from Chainsmoker Cat
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The Fantastic Paul @theactualdevil.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Resident Evil (2026) Zach Cregger sure does know how to put a person in a situation, and then just cranking up the dial on The Machine Probably the weakest of his horror movies, but I do appreciate that he knows we all know what a Resident Evil is, and gets straight into it. So fucked up
Resident Evil
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The Fantastic Paul @theactualdevil.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Altered States (1980) Dudes will turn themselves into monkeys instead of going to therapy
Altered States
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The Fantastic Paul @theactualdevil.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Alright, that my 9 anime thing, divided into Shows and Movies because this fucking site uses some Holoshits picture for Monster, and I didn't want to deal with that so I made a movie list, but then I said fuck it, let's do it anyway. That's why the crop is fucked on Monster
My 9 Anime (https://my9animes.com/en)
1. PLUTO
2. Monster
3. Apocalypse Hotel
4. Chainsmoker Cat
5. The Irresponsible Captain Tylor
6. ODD TAXI
7. Mob Psycho 100
8. Frieren: Beyond Journey's End
9. Takopi's Original Sin
#My9AnimesMy 9 Anime (https://my9animes.com/en)
1. Tekkonkinkreet
2. Redline
3. ON-GAKU: Our Sound
4. Paprika 
5. Akira
6. Patlabor: The Movie
7. Perfect Blue
8. Millennium Actress
9. Princess Mononoke 
#My9Anime
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The Fantastic Paul @theactualdevil.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Daemons of the Shadow Realm (season 1) They don't make shows with this kind of pacing anymore. Nobody else is making Battle Series where the characters will just have conversations for a whole episode. Thank goodness this was 24 episodes, because when the fights are happening, they sick as hell
Daemons of the Shadow Realm
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The Fantastic Paul @theactualdevil.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Goodbye, Lara (2026) Oh, she just left. She gone now. Okay, bye bye.
Goodbye, Lara
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The Fantastic Paul @theactualdevil.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My dad took all the extra Mighty Max's and put them in a little wooden box. We only got to keep one Max, to go between all the playsets.
A single Mighty Max. A small plastic boy with a red cap, white shoes, blue pants, and a white shirt with a red M on it.
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The Fantastic Paul @theactualdevil.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Interstella 5555: The 5tory of the 5ecret 5tar 5ystem (2003) That was so scary The music industry must be destroyed
Interstella 5555
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The Fantastic Paul @theactualdevil.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Angel Dust [エンジェル・ダスト] (1994) I don't think have enough of a needle phobia to have been really horrified by the Serial Needle Sticker The music was great and the lady was very pretty, though
Angel Dust
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The Fantastic Paul @theactualdevil.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The Last Wave (1977) I'm sorry, Peter Weir, but you can't make didgeridoos ominous to me
The Last Wave
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The Fantastic Paul @theactualdevil.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Jacob’s Ladder (1990) Damn, that was fucked up I'm glad ladders aren't real
Jacob’s Ladder
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The Fantastic Paul @theactualdevil.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Wouldn't have to worry about Transphobic Democrats if I had all the powers, armor, and skills of this guy
Matter-Eater Lad. Matter-Eating Lad eating a chain fence
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The Fantastic Paul @theactualdevil.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
He's a puppet. He sounds like that because he's a puppet. None of these fucking things sound human because they're abominations against God's will
Alro, the guy that hasn't played Metroid and doesn't think you should either
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The Fantastic Paul @theactualdevil.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Finally, someone says it
Patlabor: The New Files. Noa Izumi in the cockpit of her Patlabor, saying "This isn't America! You can't do that here!"
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The Fantastic Paul @theactualdevil.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
When you make your entire personality GUNS and you find a giant gun on the side of the road:
Patlabor: The New Files. Mikiyasu Shinshi and Isao Oota trying to pick up one of the giant guns the Patlabors use
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The Fantastic Paul @theactualdevil.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Mystery Wrestling 29 Consistently one of my favorite parts of any month Uno schedules one of these Lots of great wrestling and comedy today I can't believe I saw RJ City win a match in 2026 And who was that strange man who snuck into the ring at the start of the show?
Mystery Wrestling 29
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The Fantastic Paul @theactualdevil.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Patlabor on Television (1989) Kill 'em all, Noa Izumi, kill 'em all
Patlabor on Television
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The Fantastic Paul @theactualdevil.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This episode of Patlabor is driving me mad. The first thing that happens to this man when he gets to America, is he aggros a Cab Driver Sorry the video doesn't move at the start, the recording just didn't work good
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The Fantastic Paul @theactualdevil.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Things I was frightened of as a child: 1. The Dark 2. Heights 3. Ghosts 4. That one episode of Pete and Pete where Endless Mike murders several students and then removes his own internal organs, just to wrestle Big Pete. Especially the scene with the bathroom hand dryer
Screenshots of an episode of Pete and Pete, showing a mysterious arm turn on a air powered hand drier on the wall, and then it sucks in a high schooler in wrestling gear. The final image is the kid's hands uselessly flailing as the rest of him has already been consumed by the machine.
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The Fantastic Paul @theactualdevil.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Psycho II (1983) I've heard for years that Psycho II was actually pretty great, but damn, I was not prepared for how great this was. Really did been keeping my guessing.
Psycho II
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The Fantastic Paul @theactualdevil.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Superman looking up, a shadow cast over his face
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The Fantastic Paul @theactualdevil.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Star Wars: Visions Presents - The Ninth Jedi (2026) Not to be all "Thing Japan" but god damn dude, that shit was pretty fucking good. Kill 'em all, Kara, kill 'em all.
"You're safe. I killed them all." -Kara Lah from Star Wars Visions: The Ninth Jedi
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The Fantastic Paul @theactualdevil.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Leaked plot synopsis of Supernova
The Myth of "Consensual" Sex. Godzilla saying "In consent." Kong saying "I consent." SpaceGodzilla saying "I Don't!" Isn't there somebody you forgot to ask?
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The Fantastic Paul @theactualdevil.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
From now on, I'm telling my friends who don't watch Wrestling that this is what this Tag Team is called
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The Fantastic Paul @theactualdevil.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
MOBILE SUIT GUNDAM HATHAWAY The Sorcery of Nymph Circe (2026) We need to stop subjecting other countries to American movies. They're starting to learn bad things from us. How the fuck do you make an animated movie with terrible lighting? But that Needle Drop, tho. Truly majestic!
MOBILE SUIT GUNDAM HATHAWAY The Sorcery of Nymph Circe. Giantess Gigi crushing Hathatway with the Gundam standing behind her. Kenneth Sleg is also here.
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The Fantastic Paul @theactualdevil.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Wolf Children (2012) For all I've heard people talk about this movie over the years, I didn't know this took place in modern day. Yeah, they sure were a couple of child wolves
Wolf Children. Image of mom with two wolf children.
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The Fantastic Paul @theactualdevil.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
And here's an updated tier list of Kamen Rider Series ranked by how much I enjoyed them:
Favorite: Kamen Rider Drive
S-Tier: Ex-Aid, W, Zeztz, Blade (Blade is the platonic ideal of what a good Kamen Rider Series should be, and anything higher than it is just my personal preference)
A-Tier: Kabuto, Ryuki, 555, Den-O (A Tier is still really good, I also love all of these) 
B-Tier: Gaim, Build (B Tier is still really good, both of these I ended up taking a really big break in the middle of watching it, and that might've colored my enjoyment, or maybe it's because I wasn't into them enough, that they ended up here)
?-Tier: Reserved for I don't know what. I'm not sure if anything will ever go here, but just in case
Ghost-Tier: Kamen Rider Ghost. (Man, I really didn't vibe with Ghost. How many times can you replace a Villain who has Nebulous Goals you can't understand, with a different Villain who has Nebulous Goals you can't understand, just as you've finally been allowed to know what the last villain's goals were?)
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The Fantastic Paul @theactualdevil.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Kamen Rider Zeztz First time watching a Kamen Rider as it came out (and first Reiwa Rider) Really enjoyed this. Loved the music. The Other Riders are great. Sure, the belt gimmicks great dropped so fast, but there's great fights throughout. I really dug the Mid-Season Twist.
Kamen Rider ZeztzSieg saying "Guess I'll keep being cringe."
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The Fantastic Paul @theactualdevil.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Mystery Wrestling 28 Damn, Johnny Mystery is a great champion for Mystery Wrestling
Mystery Wrestling Debuts in in England. Ron Funches, Johnny Mystery, Evil Uno. Mystery Wrestling 28.
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The Fantastic Paul @theactualdevil.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Lost Gowron at that park, this is my son now, hoping Paige doesn't notice
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The Fantastic Paul @theactualdevil.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Genocidal Organ (2017) Damn, I'm glad Hathaway Noa got autistic about Gundam instead of Linguistics, because that shit's fucked up.
Genocidal Organ
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The Fantastic Paul @theactualdevil.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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The Fantastic Paul @theactualdevil.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The Empire of Corpses (2015) Now this is a fucking motion picture What an awesome and horrifying world And we got my favorite trait to see in a mad scientist: Not knowing when to just fucking don't
The Empire of Corpses
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The Fantastic Paul @theactualdevil.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Harmony (2015) I don't know dawg, these days it is real hard to get frightened by dystopias that aren't Capitalism
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