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Derb

@theabsoluteminus.bsky.social
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Chicago's very worst gamer (tetris, 🀄, DDR🕺), photographer, and aircraft wrench turner

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Derb @theabsoluteminus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Drinking alone 🥺
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Derb @theabsoluteminus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
average mahjong soul experience
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Derb @theabsoluteminus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Hamburger helper fact: He has done crimes so heinous that he must be eliminated for the betterment of society.
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Derb @theabsoluteminus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'm trying to cook hamburger helper and I need help
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Derb @theabsoluteminus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I do be a sadass but I embrace the times when I'm a happyass
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Derb @theabsoluteminus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The bear slippers have oven taken the Carhartt beater boots
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Derb @theabsoluteminus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The Riichi Bowl
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Derb @theabsoluteminus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Derb @theabsoluteminus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Chat so I went to the zoo
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Derb @theabsoluteminus.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Started watching Akagi
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Derb @theabsoluteminus.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
OK!
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Derb @theabsoluteminus.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I'm only 23 and I've also been to Japan, England, and different parts of Ontario
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Derb @theabsoluteminus.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I have a policy where I must play Max 300 every time I play DDR, even when I have a cold and my energy is zapped out of me to the point I can't play after the song pause
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Derb @theabsoluteminus.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I feel... SILLY!!!
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Derb @theabsoluteminus.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Good morning I wish I was fuzzy
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Derb @theabsoluteminus.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
www.twitch.tv/derbsterber I will figure out if break theory is real or not
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Twitch is an interactive livestreaming service for content spanning gaming, entertainment, sports, music, and more.
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Derb @theabsoluteminus.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I choose to believe in break theory. Not because it's true, but because it's funny
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Advos @advosart.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Mahjong Master
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Derb @theabsoluteminus.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
HAPPY DAVE MATTHEWS BAND KINZIE STREET BRIDGE INCIDENT DAY
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Derb @theabsoluteminus.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
No furrydelphia trip :(
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Derb @theabsoluteminus.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Please be nice to me at furrydelphia this weekend!
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Derb @theabsoluteminus.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
➡️➡️➡️ ⬅️⬅️⬅️ ⬆️⬆️⬆️ ⬇️⬇️⬇️ ↔️‼️
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Derb @theabsoluteminus.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Bros a yapper
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Derb @theabsoluteminus.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Hello I am lost. What aisle is attention located? I desperately need some 🥺
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Derb @theabsoluteminus.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
July photo recap but furry 7 Furry Tuesday Chicago, Palatine, IL 24 Furry Barter Meet, Chicago, IL 26 @windycityfurs.org , Chicago, IL
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Derb @theabsoluteminus.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
July photo recap 12 Mahjong, Chicago, IL 12 Car Crash, Chicago, IL 22 Oshkosh, WI 23 The House on the Rock, Spring Green, WI 23 Don Q Inn, Dodgeville, WI
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Derb @theabsoluteminus.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
www.twitch.tv/derbsterber tetris tbh
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Derbsterber - Live on Twitch
tetris break theory | Streaming tetris: the absolute - the grand master 2.
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Derb @theabsoluteminus.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Why do people play DDR like this?
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/07/2026
‘We’ll Keep It Down,’ Man Says To Neighbor Before Going Back To Playing ‘DDR’ Alone In Apartment theonion.com/well-keep-it-down-man-…
‘We’ll Keep It Down,’ Man Says To Neighbor Before Going Back To Playing ‘DDR’ Alone In Apartment
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gearwurk @gearwurk.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
🀅 Mahjong table creature 🀅
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Derb @theabsoluteminus.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I love doing photography but I would never ever edit my photos and upload while trying to get hammered in my house
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Derb @theabsoluteminus.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
When you want yakuman but God says
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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image of a man screaming with caption "NOOOOOOOOOOOO I DON'T WANNA" with multiple images of "sign in to our website" prompts under it
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Derb @theabsoluteminus.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I wannnnnnma edit photos but derb tired and hibernating all day
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Derb @theabsoluteminus.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The thing
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Derb @theabsoluteminus.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I like being silly.
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Derb @theabsoluteminus.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Mahjong people will start saying random shit like tanyao dora 3 dama ron mangan like they they're speaking in tongues or some shit
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Derb @theabsoluteminus.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I NEED TO EAT HEALTHY BUT I LOVE GYRO
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Derb @theabsoluteminus.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Why do people play DDR like this?
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Derb @theabsoluteminus.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Kids are now smoking the coronavirus
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Derb @theabsoluteminus.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
My magazine!
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Derb @theabsoluteminus.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I turned on Killing In The Name while ironing a shirt hot with steam despite the fact the stupid ass tag on the shirt says to cold iron only
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Derb @theabsoluteminus.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS IT EVEN HAD SPORT PEPPERS IN IT
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Derb @theabsoluteminus.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I HAD A TUMMY ACHE ON SUNDAY SO I DIDN'T GET ONE. NOW IT IS MONDAY LET'S GO GET ONE
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Derb @theabsoluteminus.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
TODAY IS THE DAY
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Derb @theabsoluteminus.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Free him
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Derb @theabsoluteminus.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Kids are smoking the malörtavirus
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Derb @theabsoluteminus.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Looking forward to my gyro tomorrow
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Derb @theabsoluteminus.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I WILL EAT A GYRO ON SUNDAY
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Derb @theabsoluteminus.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I love Chicago wildlife
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