Derb @theabsoluteminus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Hamburger helper fact: He has done crimes so heinous that he must be eliminated for the betterment of society. 011
Derb @theabsoluteminus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I'm trying to cook hamburger helper and I need help 000
Derb @theabsoluteminus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I do be a sadass but I embrace the times when I'm a happyass 000
Derb @theabsoluteminus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026The bear slippers have oven taken the Carhartt beater boots 021
Derb @theabsoluteminus.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I'm only 23 and I've also been to Japan, England, and different parts of Ontario 000
Derb @theabsoluteminus.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I have a policy where I must play Max 300 every time I play DDR, even when I have a cold and my energy is zapped out of me to the point I can't play after the song pause 010
Derb @theabsoluteminus.bsky.social · 16/08/2026www.twitch.tv/derbsterber I will figure out if break theory is real or nottwitch.tvTwitchTwitch is an interactive livestreaming service for content spanning gaming, entertainment, sports, music, and more. 000
Derb @theabsoluteminus.bsky.social · 16/08/2026I choose to believe in break theory. Not because it's true, but because it's funny 000
Derb @theabsoluteminus.bsky.social · 09/08/2026HAPPY DAVE MATTHEWS BAND KINZIE STREET BRIDGE INCIDENT DAY 110
Derb @theabsoluteminus.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Please be nice to me at furrydelphia this weekend! 010
Derb @theabsoluteminus.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Hello I am lost. What aisle is attention located? I desperately need some 🥺 000
Derb @theabsoluteminus.bsky.social · 30/07/2026July photo recap but furry 7 Furry Tuesday Chicago, Palatine, IL 24 Furry Barter Meet, Chicago, IL 26 @windycityfurs.org , Chicago, IL 011
Derb @theabsoluteminus.bsky.social · 30/07/2026July photo recap 12 Mahjong, Chicago, IL 12 Car Crash, Chicago, IL 22 Oshkosh, WI 23 The House on the Rock, Spring Green, WI 23 Don Q Inn, Dodgeville, WI 010
Derb @theabsoluteminus.bsky.social · 29/07/2026www.twitch.tv/derbsterber tetris tbhtwitch.tvDerbsterber - Live on Twitchtetris break theory | Streaming tetris: the absolute - the grand master 2. 020
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Derb @theabsoluteminus.bsky.social · 27/07/2026I love doing photography but I would never ever edit my photos and upload while trying to get hammered in my house 000
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Derb @theabsoluteminus.bsky.social · 24/07/2026I wannnnnnma edit photos but derb tired and hibernating all day 000
Derb @theabsoluteminus.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Mahjong people will start saying random shit like tanyao dora 3 dama ron mangan like they they're speaking in tongues or some shit 000
Derb @theabsoluteminus.bsky.social · 15/07/2026I turned on Killing In The Name while ironing a shirt hot with steam despite the fact the stupid ass tag on the shirt says to cold iron only 000
Derb @theabsoluteminus.bsky.social · 13/07/2026YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS IT EVEN HAD SPORT PEPPERS IN IT 010
Derb @theabsoluteminus.bsky.social · 13/07/2026I HAD A TUMMY ACHE ON SUNDAY SO I DIDN'T GET ONE. NOW IT IS MONDAY LET'S GO GET ONE 010