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@theabd.substack.com
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Retired lifeguard

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sean @theabd.substack.com · 01/10/2026
I wrote about Saturday’s game against Miami. It’ll be the best measurement we have of the state of the program this year. theabd.substack.com/p/its-a-yard...
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sean @theabd.substack.com · 27/09/2026
“Poo poo. Pee pee. Pee pee.”
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sean @theabd.substack.com · 27/09/2026
You can get a tattoo from me (left) or get darned
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sean @theabd.substack.com · 24/09/2026
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sean @theabd.substack.com · 20/09/2026
Tell me why I’m supposed to respect this animal
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sean @theabd.substack.com · 20/09/2026
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sean @theabd.substack.com · 19/09/2026
I posted this the same day the Belichick news came out but this is more or less my nightmare scenario to begin the game
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sean @theabd.substack.com · 19/09/2026
A depressingly easy pick
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sean @theabd.substack.com · 13/09/2026
Good for Hanafin
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sean @theabd.substack.com · 04/09/2026
Ahead of Clemson’s season opener against LSU, I charted Christopher Vizzina’s lone career start. I also explained why I’m not optimistic against the faux Tigers tomorrow. theabd.substack.com/p/clemson-fo...
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sean @theabd.substack.com · 30/08/2026
Justin Gonzales is a huge man
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sean @theabd.substack.com · 29/08/2026
This camera angle has Mike Monaco looking like he wants uppies
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sean @theabd.substack.com · 27/08/2026
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sean @theabd.substack.com · 27/08/2026
As long as WT Sherman’s story here is true, I’m good
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sean @theabd.substack.com · 23/08/2026
If half the people mad at Cunningham would celebrate Bonner the league would be better off
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sean @theabd.substack.com · 18/08/2026
The Artist is one of the worst movies I’ve ever watched start-to-finish. Just a terrible film
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sean @theabd.substack.com · 16/08/2026
This is from 1948 but could be a rant from today. There’s nothing new under the sun
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sean @theabd.substack.com · 08/08/2026
It’s effects leave you dead eyed and frightening
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sean @theabd.substack.com · 07/08/2026
A fitting still for this insane monstrosity
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sean @theabd.substack.com · 28/07/2026
Behold the majesty and splendor of the Colonial Athletic Association headquarters
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sean @theabd.substack.com · 27/07/2026
Getting outside is good
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sean @theabd.substack.com · 26/07/2026
Interesting that my guy’s an option
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sean @theabd.substack.com · 26/07/2026
Great news, Taylor farms fans
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sean @theabd.substack.com · 23/07/2026
I know this isn’t really relevant, but any chance I can get to share New Bedford’s own, I’ll take it
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sean @theabd.substack.com · 22/07/2026
My face when the plant suggests I move on from Bryce Young
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sean @theabd.substack.com · 20/07/2026
It’s hard for me to imagine a worse way for a nude person to sit than this gentleman
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sean @theabd.substack.com · 17/07/2026
Amelia Earhart stops short of circling the globe
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sean @theabd.substack.com · 15/07/2026
Every one of these is a little Russian roulette, and though not once have I seen something I’d like to see, I have learned that there appears to be a rather robust market of artists who draw animal people banging each other. And lots of dudes posting wein
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sean @theabd.substack.com · 09/07/2026
Watching Bad Day at Black Rock (1955) and the villains — the anti Japanese racists — are using the exact same rhetoric as the anti immigrant rhetoric we’re seeing from this administration. Here’s an example, wherein the head villain refers to the Japanese as animals.
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sean @theabd.substack.com · 07/07/2026
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sean @theabd.substack.com · 05/07/2026
Aaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha
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sean @theabd.substack.com · 04/07/2026
Funny things happening in the white and proud Facebook group
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sean @theabd.substack.com · 03/07/2026
Vacation but I’m 40
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sean @theabd.substack.com · 02/07/2026
This fish has too many fingers
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sean @theabd.substack.com · 02/07/2026
Bad Bunny’s evolution from here has been wild
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sean @theabd.substack.com · 29/06/2026
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sean @theabd.substack.com · 27/06/2026
Hamilton (2015)
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sean @theabd.substack.com · 23/06/2026
As a dipshit once said:
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sean @theabd.substack.com · 21/06/2026
I love being a dad
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sean @theabd.substack.com · 19/06/2026
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sean @theabd.substack.com · 19/06/2026
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sean @theabd.substack.com · 15/06/2026
Hey Sean what do you listen to at the gym?
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sean @theabd.substack.com · 15/06/2026
Knock it off
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sean @theabd.substack.com · 14/06/2026
Wife and friends are at drag brunch today
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sean @theabd.substack.com · 14/06/2026
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sean @theabd.substack.com · 14/06/2026
Woulda gone deaf listening to this in high school
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sean @theabd.substack.com · 13/06/2026
@thisbrokenwheel.bsky.social thought you might appreciate these
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sean @theabd.substack.com · 13/06/2026
You’re *Jimmy Dean*?? The sausage king of Richmond???
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sean @theabd.substack.com · 12/06/2026
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sean @theabd.substack.com · 11/06/2026
Modernity is cool
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