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Aaron Segal @theaaronsegal.com · 19/03/2026

Wow. I was bullied relentlessly at Camp Ramah and the counselors did nothing, so it doesn't surprise me that there was even more heinous stuff going on there. I hope people stop going there and the place gets shut down.

Grogu, a.k.a. baby Yoda, captioned with "haha yes, die trash."

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Aaron Segal @theaaronsegal.com · 24/02/2026

Saw someone at the gym wearing this t-shirt. I wonder how it would go down if I showed up with a shirt that says "I'm not religious, I'm on team Pharisees"?

Black t-shirt that has a graphic of a medieval knight in full plate armor, leaning on his downward-pointed sword as he bows his head. The text on the tshirt says "I'm on Team Jesus. I'm not religious. I'm a Christian, imperfect and untrustworthy, saved by grace, seeking after God."

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Aaron Segal @theaaronsegal.com · 11/12/2025

Don't worry it's being covered in top news such as %%sitename%%

A screenshot from a Google search. It shows a Newsweek article. There's a stock photo of Jordan Peterson looking upset. The headline link says, "Jordan Peterson's daughter issues tearful health update, percent-sign percent-sign page percent-sign percent-sign percent-sign percent-sign sep percent-sign percent-sign percent-sign percent-sign sitename percent-sign percent-sign."

Below that is the start of the article which says "Jordan Peterson's daughter Mikhaila has issued a tearful update on her father's health, which she described as a near-death experience for..."

The date on the article is October 5, 2025.

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Aaron Segal @theaaronsegal.com · 01/11/2025

Jewish individuals can believe whatever, but these are specific things literally every Jewish denomination agrees on.

Segal's theories of Jewish denominational agreement:
1. The number of Gods is at most one.
2. The Torah is a big deal.
3. "Messianic Judaism" is not Judaism.

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Aaron Segal @theaaronsegal.com · 26/10/2025

Hey, this Conservative Rabbi is on that Jewish Majority letter twice.

Screenshot showing a search for "Jay Stein" at Jewish Majority dot org. Result 1 of 2 shows that signatory 219 is Rabbi Jay Stein of Dobbs Ferry, New York.

Screenshot showing a search for "Jay Stein" at Jewish Majority dot org. Result 2 of 2 shows that signatory 769 is Rabbi Jay Stein of Dobbs Ferry, New York.

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Aaron Segal @theaaronsegal.com · 18/10/2025

There is one impostor among us

A Hanukkah display at Barnes & Noble. On display are a variety of menorahs, menorah candles, menorah-themed gifts, books about Hanukkah, and the New American Haggadah.

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Aaron Segal @theaaronsegal.com · 08/10/2025

Is that... Reptar? On ICE!?

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Aaron Segal @theaaronsegal.com · 05/09/2025

Met this one close up in Woodstock, NY a month ago. The picture is taken from the back deck of the house we were staying at, so we got a great angle. We went outside to water the homeowner's plants and found them just munching on a fruit tree right next to the house.

A black bear, seen from a slightly elevated position.

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Aaron Segal @theaaronsegal.com · 28/06/2025

Post a pic of you that's not actually you

The flag of Strongbadia, altered to the colors of the bisexual pride flag.

It shows a snake baring its fangs, with its body wound through a tire, and holding a sword with its tail. The snake is labeled, "Snake." The background is the bi pride flag, but with the line between the top two stripes zigzagged to resemble a fence.

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Aaron Segal @theaaronsegal.com · 10/05/2025

Oh hey, I get to bring this up again!

Text only, with a scene of stars and galaxies as a background.

Segal's Theories of Jewish Denominational Agreement:

1. The number of Gods is at most one.
2. The Torah is a big deal.
3. "Messianic Judaism" is not Judaism.

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Aaron Segal @theaaronsegal.com · 23/04/2025

I feel bad for using AI but wow, it's literally true

The idiom "never sing to an angry potato" means to avoid engaging with or trying to reason with someone who is already angry or upset. It suggests that trying to calm them down with words or singing will likely be ineffective and might even make the situation worse. Essentially, it's a humorous way of saying "don't provoke an already angered person."
Here's a more detailed explanation:
"Angry potato" is a metaphor:
The phrase uses the image of a potato, a relatively inanimate object, to represent someone who is easily angered or agitated.
"Singing" is a form of placating:
Singing can be seen as a way to calm or soothe someone, but in this context, it's a misstep.

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Aaron Segal @theaaronsegal.com · 03/04/2025

They could have saved their investments. He gave them all the clues.

A crude snowman drawing accompanied by the words: "Mister Police. You could have saved her. I gave you all the clues."

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Aaron Segal @theaaronsegal.com · 26/03/2025

If you see this, post your favorite Pokemon.

A crude drawing of Rattata. It's wearing sunglasses and striking a tough pose with arms crossed, angry eyebrows, and fangs out. Beneath is written the caption: "Top percentage."

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Aaron Segal @theaaronsegal.com · 21/02/2024

"Can you explain this gap in your resume?" "Some things that should not have been forgotten were lost. History became legend. Legend became myth."

Galadriel admiring her ring, in the opening sequence to The Lord of the Rings movies

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Aaron Segal @theaaronsegal.com · 17/02/2024

Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?

A screenshot from Homestar Runner. Senor Cardgage wears a backwards baseball hat standing next to a list of subjects, evoking correspondence course ads. The list is as follows:
Business Administration
Business Abomination
Mousepad Engineer
Infotainment Technology
e-Cutting Ones
The Lighter Side of Sports
Matt's Communications
Business Wheeling
Insider Trading
Computer Graphs
Bidness Dealing
Caps Lock Technician
Escrow Understandment
Marriage Apothecary

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Aaron Segal @theaaronsegal.com · 24/01/2024

If you were a villain, who would you be?

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Aaron Segal @theaaronsegal.com · 01/01/2024

Introduce yourself with four spaceships

The Enterprise-D from Star Trek: The Next Generation.

The Ebon Hawk, from the game Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic

The Kestrel from the game FTL: Faster Than Light.

Spaceball One from the movie Spaceballs, complete with a bumper sticker that reads, “We brake for nobody.”

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Aaron Segal @theaaronsegal.com · 12/12/2023

The article you quoted from doesn't actually list a source. The article on Demographics of Israel, which does, puts the number at 31.8%. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demogra...

Screengrab from Wikipedia article. It reads as follows:

There are no government statistics categorizing Israeli Jews as "Ashkenazi", "Mizrahi", etc, but studies and estimates have been conducted. In a 2019 study, in a sample meant to be representative of the Israeli Jewish population, about 44.9% percent of Israel's Jewish population were categorized as Mizrahi (defined as having grandparents born in North Africa or Asia), 31.8% were categorized as Ashkenazi (defined as having grandparents born in Europe, the Americas, Oceania and South Africa), 12.4% as "Soviet" (defined as having progenitors who came from the ex-USSR in 1989 or later), about 3% as Beta Israel (Ethiopia) and 7.9% as a mix of these, or other Jewish groups. Note that this methodology isn't exact: See, for example, Bulgarian or Greek Jews, who would be categorized as Ashkenazi according to this definition, although they are overwhelmingly Sephardic.

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Aaron Segal @theaaronsegal.com · 04/10/2023

We go now to Capitol Hill

GIF with the headline "Live feed of the US House of Representatives". The image is a scene from The Lion King, where the laughing hyenas are dancing around stupidly. The caption is "No speaker, no speaker, la-la-la-la la la"

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Aaron Segal @theaaronsegal.com · 05/09/2023

I'm a forever GM, but I can share the villain of my last campaign: Sweet Autumn Rain is a vampire unicorn. She leads a gang of blackmailers and a cult of fanatics. She was cursed with vampirism by an evil lich over 1,000 years ago. In despair, she seeks to corrupt the forest she once protected.

Picture of a sad looking unicorn with flowers in her mane

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Aaron Segal @theaaronsegal.com · 01/08/2023

IMPORTANT PUPDATE: Poirot has a squeaky toy

My dog, Poirot. He’s small and cute. He’s got black fur with a brown mustache-like patch on his snout. He’s holding a squeaky toy in his mouth that looks like an ice cream sandwich.

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