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Jesus H Christ

@the890guy.bsky.social
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A guy from Kent, England. Living in central London. 🇬🇧 Might be the real Jesus. How would we know? I am actually Lord of Glencoe. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 CPFC ❤️💙/ Cats/ Cars/ Cake. Guitarist. I once punched John Tyndall on the nose and broke it.

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Grumpy-ish Brian🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🇮🇪 @brian770.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Paul Marvin @paulmarvin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Jesus H Christ @the890guy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
mathematicians... What is 2 X 0 please?
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Jesus H Christ @the890guy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Thank you.
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Jesus H Christ @the890guy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I was talking about the threshold. As far as I recall, I was taxed all my working life, so the State Pension is made up from money that has already been taxed. Having it both ways.
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Jesus H Christ @the890guy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Can't they just blow him up? He plays golf and hides in airline food carts. Get on with it!
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Jesus H Christ @the890guy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Environment Agency: Who will inspect... Boat licences Fishing licences Dangerous river structures Fallen trees on rivers Flood risk Pollution in rivers With nobody looking at pollution levels, water companies can dump so much chemical waste and sewage into our rivers, and ultimately our beaches.
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Jesus H Christ @the890guy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You have Saddam Insane.
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Jesus H Christ @the890guy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Terrorists used to fly planes. Now they only have to turn up in the Cotswolds with empty petrol drums at night. Terrorism cutbacks have started to bite.
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Jesus H Christ @the890guy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Putin uses poison to kill people he doesn't like in England. How's that Plague lab coming along?
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Jesus H Christ @the890guy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's under £1000 a month. And if a private pension eg, pushes you over the threshold (over £1250 from memory) you get taxed.
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Jesus H Christ @the890guy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Correct and a lot of fortunate people are moving to private health companies to avoid the mayhem.
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Jesus H Christ @the890guy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm in an NHS hospital as a patient right now. I luckily got straight onto a ward, due to being pretty ill. However, staff are constantly having to move patients around when some patients become infectious and others stop being infectious. The constant NHS nightmare. NO BEDS.
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Jesus H Christ @the890guy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They grow up so quickly these days.
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Jesus H Christ @the890guy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I shouted 'CUUUUUNT" at his motorcade as it went down Park Lane, London on his first term as Liar in Chief. I don't think he heard, but it made me feel so good.
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Jesus H Christ @the890guy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sadam Insane is being bitten on his ass by the truth dog every time he opens his mouth.
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Jesus H Christ @the890guy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
🇬🇧 We are slowly stuffing Farge and his like. But our media love him.
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Jesus H Christ @the890guy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
So sorry, Corrine. x
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Jesus H Christ @the890guy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Saddam Insane.
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Jesus H Christ @the890guy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Klanborghini.
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Jesus H Christ @the890guy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Nata Hari
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Jesus H Christ @the890guy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Empty petrol cans defeat the US war machine.
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Jesus H Christ @the890guy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Also, my first SCT lasted 12 years until relapse 🥳
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Jesus H Christ @the890guy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I've had two SCT's and two other lines of tretment. I was 50 when first diagnosed. now 68! I consider it an extra chunk of life. The new treatment would cost £100k if I had to pay. Well, I couldn't pay, so I'd be dead - probably by about 2021. I'm so lucky. Best wishes to you too x
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Jesus H Christ @the890guy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I thought it was meant as a deterrent.
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Jesus H Christ @the890guy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The guy is an absolute genius.
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Jesus H Christ @the890guy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He didn't deserve Tippi Hedren.
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Jesus H Christ @the890guy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He's filthy scum. We all know what he did.
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Jesus H Christ @the890guy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
SIF - ilis
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Jesus H Christ @the890guy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If only.
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Jesus H Christ @the890guy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My friend says it only hurts the first time.
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Jesus H Christ @the890guy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Cexsi. ❤️
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Jesus H Christ @the890guy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
She is.
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Jesus H Christ @the890guy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
In response to you lot killing me... buymeacoffee.com/jesushchrist1
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Just fancy a coffee tbh
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Jesus H Christ @the890guy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My first #art post: In a gallery in Bruges, I was struck by ancient paintings showing the Holy Land as green with trees. Then I realised few people had been there at that time In Greece, I saw lots of empty plinths and asked a local where the statues I'd like to see were. He said 'British Museum'.
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Jesus H Christ @the890guy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Anyone remember what happened to that other hateful club, Glasgow Rangers?
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Jesus H Christ @the890guy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Gulstream is usually one of the safest in its class. I hope everyone can be saved somehow.
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Jesus H Christ @the890guy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Everyone at US ATC was fired.
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Jesus H Christ @the890guy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Maybe to our Government it is. But to us it's the difference between maple syrup and ketchup. Or currently fascism and freedom.
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Jesus H Christ @the890guy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
How surprising.
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Jesus H Christ @the890guy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Wow!
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Jesus H Christ @the890guy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Two-tier justice?
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Jesus H Christ @the890guy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Doesn't he like it? ❤️
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Jesus H Christ @the890guy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Wouldn't you like to buy me a coffee?
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Jesus H Christ @the890guy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Try a YouTube subscription to cut out the ads, then have YouTubers go on for 30 secs in every video about their sponsors product.
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Jesus H Christ @the890guy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Do you have the co-ordinates? Asking for an ally.
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Jesus H Christ @the890guy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
They also deliver (not joking). Nobody going hungry partly because of this place. (Also when the Saudi Royals tried to donate a sumptuous meal to them after a banquet, they refused it).
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Jesus H Christ @the890guy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is true of the USA as well. The UK is so jeaous of Canada right now. (Also very supportive of our top ally). Russians have the balls to do what's neccessary. Does the USA?
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Jesus H Christ @the890guy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Never, ever fuck with the great Dave Grohl.
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Jesus H Christ @the890guy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Why do people still pay the licence fee?
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