𝐖𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐒, @the-speedster.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Of course I'm not. No one went easy on us when we were their age. 020
𝐖𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐒, @the-speedster.bsky.social · 13/09/2026/ gonna disappear to play tomodachi life, trust that i'll be back in the evening 👍 120
𝐖𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐒, @the-speedster.bsky.social · 13/09/2026[ Sudden Ugh & Swoosh Flashbacks. ] Uh. Pretty far back. Dinosaurs are cool. Bigger than you'd think, even if we already know they were pretty damn big. Man, I always thought I gave off more of a scipionyx vibe— wait, don't distract me, you're still not off the hook! [ He's 100% off the hook. ] 000
𝐖𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐒, @the-speedster.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Hm. I like you, you're cool. You're off the hook for now, Newbie. Got no problem with none of you, I just got bored and wanted to shake the tree a little, see what fell out. Back in my day, I also punched someone's lights out during volleyball match, I'm not a hypocrite. 010
𝐖𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐒, @the-speedster.bsky.social · 13/09/2026You always talk like you got pulled out of a mafioso movie, or is it special treatment? 000
𝐖𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐒, @the-speedster.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Yeah. I'm the Flash. Impulse's deal with the Speedforce is different. I became one with it, you see? Which is really handy for time trickery. Really lets me go back in time, witness things I wasn't present for, if you catch my drift. 010
𝐖𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐒, @the-speedster.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Unc is going on the kid's summer vacation to have a talk. 140
𝐖𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐒, @the-speedster.bsky.social · 13/09/2026— WAITY'ALLKISSEDMIDMATCH?? Wild. Also, CONGRATS LIL' DUDE! 010
𝐖𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐒, @the-speedster.bsky.social · 13/09/2026He just stands there for a second processing, before— — HOLYSHITYOUKISSEDKONANDTIMANDYOUHAVEADATE? 020
𝐖𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐒, @the-speedster.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Tell me the personal news, I need the chisme. A little pick me up between patrols. What's up? 000
𝐖𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐒, @the-speedster.bsky.social · 13/09/2026static.klipy.comSad Monkey Sighs on CouchALT: Sad Monkey Sighs on Couch 020
𝐖𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐒, @the-speedster.bsky.social · 03/07/2026With a pair of teensy tiny little short shorts on, yes. 000
𝐖𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐒, @the-speedster.bsky.social · 01/07/2026It was already good, but you made it so much better. 000
𝐖𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐒, @the-speedster.bsky.social · 30/06/2026It's been my comfort shirt for ten years now. That shirt has seen it's fair share of meltdowns, I'm telling you. 000
𝐖𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐒, @the-speedster.bsky.social · 30/06/2026In my defense, you left it after a hang out and never asked for it back. 000
𝐖𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐒, @the-speedster.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Watched Project Hail Mary three times last week. This year I am dressing as Ryland Grace for Halloween, yup! 110
𝐖𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐒, @the-speedster.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Originally yours, but I stole it preeeetty early on. 000
𝐖𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐒, @the-speedster.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Just came back from the gym, slowly gaining more mobility and resistance back! 100
𝐖𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐒, @the-speedster.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Oh, I want, I want!!! And all the shirts, too. Currently wearing one As We Speak!! 010
𝐖𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐒, @the-speedster.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Does it earn me a kiss on the mouth and cuddles on the couch? 000
𝐖𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐒, @the-speedster.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Nothing in particular. Made exceptional spaghetti today. Am perfect house husband. 000
𝐖𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐒, @the-speedster.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Attempting to be more present. Having anxiety. Not being present. Regret. Repeat. 100