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Chris Jabberwocky @darkmoody.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
New #MDT5K today! We once again delve into the solid metal nightmare of @platonicpartnership.com's fantastic #voltagehighsociety - with myself and @vanessasketch.bsky.social having a blast with our pal Rick along for the ride! Join us for a #letsplay good time, yeh? youtu.be/tuI9F-Oh-Sk
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VOLTAGE HIGH SOCIETY - Part 3 - MDT5K
YouTube video by Mystery Death Theater 5000
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the_simian @the-simian.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is nearly word for word the exact conversation I have with my wife when we go to the sonic drive in.
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the_simian @the-simian.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
She was a "lets make a tower of oreos" girl He was a "lets put bugle bites on our fingers" boy
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dylan‽ @audhdylan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
First time on opioids today.
A Chihuahua flying through the air riding stacks of cheeseburgers under each paw. He has a content look on his face and motion blur behind him on account of the speed.
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the_simian @the-simian.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I'm so proud to be in this short list, @hmtervapuro.bsky.social is a legend, and he truly did an unbelievable amount of work on VHS, 100% worth your time!
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Henri Tervapuro @hmtervapuro.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Game I've worked on for the past four years, mostly solo, is now out of Early Access. I don't recommend doing things this way - its been really brutal - but the reception has been super positive and that makes everything worth it. #gamedev #indiedev #indiegame store.steampowered.com/app/2063480/...
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Save 50% on Voltage High Society on Steam
First-person horror metroidvania about fisting your way through a prison island crawling with cybernetic monstrosities. Explore, evolve, escape. Inspired by Tetsuo: The Iron Man.
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the_simian @the-simian.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I've just got all these stupid loops running
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☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
anubis furry cartoon 

first panel to whaddup, it’s ya boi anubis, back at it again with another soul unboxing video 

2nd panel anubis weighing a heart and feathers the feathers are lighter 

“now as you can see, this one is a lot heavier than a feather, which longtime viewers will know is really bad haha
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 01/07/2026
This is Kiki. She is here to calm your mind and align your chakras. And yes, she does do weddings. 13/10 (TT: texaspommysquad)
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Platonic Partnership @platonicpartnership.com · 23/06/2026
Voltage High Society is 1.0. The final level and ending are in, plus a pile of fixes. A cyberpunk horror metroidvania, finally and fully out. store.steampowered.com/app/2063480/... #indiedev #gamedev
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the_simian @the-simian.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Oklahomans. Today is a voting day. Primaries and a minimum wage state question oklahoma.gov/elections/el...
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Next Election
List of upcoming elections by county
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the_simian @the-simian.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Claude's built-in Gmail connector can draft but not send. google-mcp-suite sends. Gmail, Calendar, Sheets, Docs, and Drive: - 117 ops - self-describing: agents see what's destructive - 100% tested - never the wrong account github.com/simiancraft/...
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GitHub - simiancraft/google-mcp-suite: mcp services for gmail, drive, sheets, docs
mcp services for gmail, drive, sheets, docs. Contribute to simiancraft/google-mcp-suite development by creating an account on GitHub.
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the_simian @the-simian.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
@vectorwolf.bsky.social yo, Canyon is a really great track, I just listened to it.
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Kent Sheely @ksheely.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
www.kentsheely.com/passingby-ca...
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"Passing By" mixed media series | Kent Sheely
Embroidery thread & acrylic on canvas, 2026-ongoing. Transitional glitches from Google Street View depicted via traditional media.
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Kent Sheely @ksheely.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
One of my recent short films is in a group show called "Blue Collar Crime," opening May 2nd here in Los Angeles! (4606 W Washington Blvd)
Blue Collar Crime @ DMST Atelier / May 2 2026 / 4pm-7pm / 4614 W Washington Blvd, Los Angeles, CA 90016
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the_simian @the-simian.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
one API that names colors; against any palette, (not just CSS) CSS / Pantone / Crayola built in, or BYO (brand kit, chart themes, faction colors) with full TypeScript inference. tree-shakes to ~4.7 KB. perceptually correct CIEDE2000 / OKLab. live demo: simiancraft.github.io/chromonym
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the_simian @the-simian.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
I'm still stoked that my track made 'greatest song of the night' for the live stream listening session. Great community over at @weaverbeats.bsky.social ( We celebrated at home with a cookie cake! )
Screen shot of Low Bits by the_simian from the Weaver Beats announcement channel on Discord
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the_simian @the-simian.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
@jordanchinmusic.bsky.social Was Children of the Lifemother in the Railforged DLC in part inspired by Close to the Edge by Yes? Absolute banger of a track
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dax @thdxr.com · 14/02/2026
everyone's talking about their teams like they were at the peak of efficiency and bottlenecked by ability to produce code here's what things actually look like - your org rarely has good ideas. ideas being expensive to implement was actually helping 1/4
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the_simian @the-simian.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
I have been informed our "oven cannot connect to the network" suddenly and I hate the fact that baking fish involves this point of failure at all. Listen kids, we once lived in simpler times. The internet was in the spots we wanted, only.
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the_simian @the-simian.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
My team threw in on @storybook.js.org ( and sb-react-native ) on a project. As we adopt more AI tooling in our standard processes; the context provided has essentially been free velocity boost; streamlining adoption and correctness. Like an "agents.md" for each component
Tim heidecker saying "its free context" over the "its free real estate" meme
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the_simian @the-simian.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
The fact I have to read a right wing propaganda outlet to keep up with a sizeable chunk of Tech news and discourse is immensely frustrating.
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the_simian @the-simian.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
A new update (and level) has been released for a game I am doing music for: Voltage High Society by @platonicpartnership.com This track that plays as you ascend a maze-like mechanical city, punching cyborgs on your way to the top to escape! soundcloud.com/harlinjesse/...
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Voltage High Society OST: God of Knuckles
Punch, Evolve, Escape! Dive into a Japanese cyberpunk nightmare in this Metroidvania inspired FPS. Battle horrific cyber- monstrosities, master deadly abilities, and rip your way to freedom from the d
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the_simian @the-simian.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
The devs of @platonicpartnership.com wrote some very kind words about my involvement in their next Game, Voltage High Society. I'm wrapping up a new track for an upcoming update. I feel like its the best one yet; really nails it on atmosphere. steamcommunity.com/games/206348...
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Steam :: Voltage High Society :: Music of Voltage High Society
Little warmhearted writeup on the_simian
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dave.js @davejs.dev · 29/10/2025
Storybook v10 is looking amazing 🤩 The new CSF, the deeper Vitest integration, so many DX wins! @storybook.js.org @vitest.dev @yannbf.bsky.social youtu.be/YNQ_cJ6yy2Q?...
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Yann Braga | Storybook Vitest | ViteConf 2025
YouTube video by ViteConf
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the_simian @the-simian.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Just tried the tsgo compiler on a project I'm doing and it literally went from a 12.70 second type check to 1.472s, an 🔥8.639x increase in speed 🔥. `tsgo` *seems* to be at parity with `tsc` in Typescript 5.8, all my testing so far has resulted in the identical output. github.com/microsoft/ty...
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GitHub - microsoft/typescript-go: Staging repo for development of native port of TypeScript
Staging repo for development of native port of TypeScript - microsoft/typescript-go
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the_simian @the-simian.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Librarians are cool and will always be cool
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the_simian @the-simian.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
@jordanchinmusic.bsky.social I just now noticed the panned moth sounds in Chords of The Coven, and if you've ever wondered if someone would notice and appreciate that detail, the answer is yes.
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the_simian @the-simian.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
I've also written new music for the upcoming update! Here's a track soundcloud.com/harlinjesse/... Listen, but playing the game is *the way* to experience it best. Does playing as a cyborg lizard in a low poly horror game & punching skeletons sound fun? It is. @platonicpartnership.com
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Voltage High Society OST: Deimatic Stance
Punch, Evolve, Escape! Dive into a Japanese cyberpunk nightmare in this Metroidvania inspired FPS. Battle horrific cyber- monstrosities, master deadly abilities, and rip your way to freedom from the d
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the_simian @the-simian.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Some of my music can be heard in this trailer from Boomstock 2025 (starts at 28:38) !! www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEZH... @platonicpartnership.com - developer @darkmoody.bsky.social - video editor
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Boomstock 2025 Showcase
YouTube video by Fulqrum Publishing
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Chris Jabberwocky @darkmoody.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Thankful to be editing something rad and VHS'y today for a friend. Time to crank up some Chu Ishikawa, Front Line Assembly, and @the-simian.bsky.social 😉
A close-up of the composition files in an Adobe After Effects project; they list VOLTAGE_ prefixes, implying the project has something to do with electricity. Maybe dragons.
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lauren @no.lol · 21/07/2025
new React Compiler docs have landed! thank you everyone for the feedback. react.dev/learn/react-...
screenshot of new React Compiler docs.  you can see the actual docs here: https://react.dev/learn/react-compiler
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lauren @no.lol · 16/07/2025
i've started on a rewrite of the React Compiler docs thanks to the feedback from this thread: bsky.app/profile/nmn.... i want to make our compiler docs really great before the stable release, so i would love to hear more feedback! github.com/reactjs/reac...
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[compiler] Rewrite React Compiler Docs by poteto · Pull Request #7868 · reactjs/react.dev
We've received feedback that the compiler docs are difficult to understand and not prominent enough that people don't realize the compiler is a serious project and is near stable. This PR r...
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the_simian @the-simian.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Dear Diary, today some dev-ops curmudgeons griped about Pulumi in Slack while my dying UPS screeched like a demon every 15 seconds; I've glimpsed my highly specific personal hell
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the_simian @the-simian.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Can we stop using the word 'clean' to describe software, just like... across the board drop that adjective entirely? The words you are looking for are "Undefiled by Roknurg, Herald of Pestilence"
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the_simian @the-simian.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
If you haven't seen this yet, you're missing out on something unique and fun
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the_simian @the-simian.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
This team has been constantly iterating and improving. My own team uses it cross-platform with storybook-react-native with much success, super hyped about this release!
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the_simian @the-simian.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
The em dash is a comma splice for people who read. A burst pipe of grammar. A signal that a thought has occurred and you are too excited to use a period. A parenthesis with unresolved trauma.
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Victor Wolf @vectorwolf.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Trying the twitter migration. If you like ambient music check out my last album on bandcamp! vectorwolfmusic.bandcamp.com/album/cumulu...
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Cumulus: Volume 2, by Vector Wolf
7 track album
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the_simian @the-simian.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
@vectorwolf.bsky.social I didn't know you were on bsky!
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the_simian @the-simian.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
A recent track of mine got covered by WeirdOK on a segment called Jarvix's Hot Dog Song of The Week! I hope you can take a moment to listen, especially if you're excited about unique music in Oklahoma www.npr.org/player/embed...
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"clandestine_retrieval" - the_simian : Jarvix's Hot Dog! Song of the Week
the_simian is an electronic artist currently based in Norman.Listen to the song again on Bandcamp: https://x4records.bandcamp.com/track/the-simian-clandestine-retrievalConnect with the artist online: ...
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the_simian @the-simian.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
The BEAST'S DNA: The Dream of a Single Codebase is finally up: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Et-B... If you're doing fullstack app development in 2025 you might enjoy this
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The Dream of a Single Codebase - Jesse Harlin: OKC WebDevs
YouTube video by Techlahoma
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the_simian @the-simian.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
@ksheely.bsky.social Hey I changed my name
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the_simian @the-simian.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
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the_simian @the-simian.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
[
    [0.99, 0.01],  # "I"
    [0.98, 0.02],  # "hope"
    [0.97, 0.03],  # "this"
    [0.96, 0.04],  # "email"
    [0.95, 0.05],  # "finds"
    [0.94, 0.06],  # "you"
    [0.93, 0.07],  # "well"
]
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the_simian @the-simian.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
I can see from a distance your company is BS if you brand it with a pearlescent 3d blob or shape. Its akin to bright coloring indicating a venomous caterpillar.
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the_simian @the-simian.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Vibe coding is like a musician jamming. If you've got years of practice under your belt, iterate and experiment quickly. Amazing things can happen If you've never touched an instrument folks won't want to listen; and if you don't know anything about software you'll vibe-out vaporware of equal worth
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the_simian @the-simian.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Me, apparently: "AWS, what do I have to tell you to get my GQL interfaces to inherit? Why won't you trust me with your strongest inheritance, AWS? I need them if I'm to be successful in the AppSync!" AWS: "my strongest inheritances are only for the strongest interfaces and yours are of the weakest"
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the_simian @the-simian.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
that green✔️ hits extra hard after a ❌streak.
A euphoric goat looks on a sequence of failed git builds, followed by a single green checkmark, and is enjoying the checkmark
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the_simian @the-simian.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Hard to believe these these apollo/graphql slides are 8 years old now. (Someone asked about these recently) I think they're still really fun 😄 slides.com/jesseharlin/...
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Graph QL and Apollo
A Gentle Introduction to GraphQl concepts and the Apollo Library
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