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Güber @the-silliest-guber.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

My Partner sent me this #meme and it is genuinely the funniest thing I've seen.

Güber @the-silliest-guber.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The realms of men beware, soon the end cometh! Walls that have stood for centuries shall fall, rivers shall run dry, and the doom of man shall fall over all kingdoms... for I am now... forklift certified...

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Güber @the-silliest-guber.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Is it a tummy ache or is it death finally coming to collect his due.

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Güber @the-silliest-guber.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

#ork #40k First model of 11th painted, forgive me lord Guilliman.

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Güber @the-silliest-guber.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

I just saw a guy in full armor at #pride dude was just walking around in full plate.

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Güber @the-silliest-guber.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

You ever feel so called out you can't even be mad? Well #spotify just made me a custom playlist with my most listened to songs and bamed it Angst....

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Güber @the-silliest-guber.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

I thought he was dead but when I leaned closer he blinked.

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Güber @the-silliest-guber.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Look at the sea puppies at the #boston aquarium.

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Güber @the-silliest-guber.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Onion is the most #French sounding vegetable. Its like saying "on e' on" which i can imagine a vile French person saying before they proceed to French all over the place.

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Güber @the-silliest-guber.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

#monster energy bad apple makes me want to defy god.

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Güber @the-silliest-guber.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

Do I own a death guard army, no. Do I intend to own a death guard army, no. Did my boyfriend get me to buy "the sassy little guy", yes.

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Güber @the-silliest-guber.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

So I was looking for a new #audiobook to listen to and thought i recognized the art style on one of the cover arts. I then relize why as I see the artist for it is a #yaoi hentai artist. I have never before felt more ashamed of myself.

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Güber @the-silliest-guber.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

My coworker just make the mistake of asking me "what is Warhammer", and now I have a choice to make...

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Güber @the-silliest-guber.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Born to be a silly guy, forced to work 10pm-7am doing hard labor because no one else was hiering for more than minimum wage. I wanted to be a history teacher once, but capitalism killed that.

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Güber @the-silliest-guber.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

Me irl: I wish everyone would just get along and stop fighting. Me playing #Stellaris: LET THEIR WORLDS BURN, LET THEIR MOTHERS WEEP, FOR ONLY THE COMMONWEALTH OF MAN HAS CLAIM TO THE STARS! GATHER MY FLEETS, READY GROUND FORCES, PRIME THE COLLOSUS, LET THE GALAXY KNOW TRUE FEAR!

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Güber @the-silliest-guber.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

A fun game you can play with conservatives is describe Hitler and insult Hitler but never use the name Hitler and see how long it takes for them to assume you are talking about Trump.

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Güber @the-silliest-guber.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

I sware to god I am one bad shift away from needing a grippy sock vacation.

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Güber @the-silliest-guber.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

Normalize taking personal phonecalls that involve sensitive family matters and screaming outside rather than in the breakroom.

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Güber @the-silliest-guber.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

WHY SO TAXES HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING COMPLICATED, JUST DO IT THE FRENCH WAY! THAT'S THE ONLY TIME I WILL EVER SAY THAT PHRASES.

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Güber @the-silliest-guber.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

#warhammer 40k 11th eddition predictions Armageddon war round 4 or 5 New Gabriel Seth New Yarrick (the Inquisition took him) Another 4% price increase Calgar in phobos armor

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Güber @the-silliest-guber.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

"Back in my day kinds played outside and didn't need their hands held all the time" And now we have #Netflix documentaries.

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Güber @the-silliest-guber.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

So how is everyone spending their Saturday night? I'm #zooted and sharing nuggies with my boyfriends chuiwaiaw or however you spell it.

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Güber @the-silliest-guber.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

Working on the #warhammer40k Master's Of The Malstorm battleforce, and let me say the Reve-Captain (i think thats what its called) has been nothing but a pleasure to build. Everything fits perfectly with little knotches and just lovely.

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Güber @the-silliest-guber.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

So when I was still living with my parents and they found out I vote #Democrat they demanded I pay more of the household bills because "my vote increased them" so should I send an invoice for the extra $100 on my heating oil bill Trumps war caused?

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Güber @the-silliest-guber.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

Praise be the #omnissiah my computer is fixed. I had to revert back to windows 10 which as another blessing from The Machine God.

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Güber @the-silliest-guber.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

Its been almost one full week sense my PC died, it can hopefully be fixed soon. The compulsion to be a productive member of society is getting too strong.

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Güber @the-silliest-guber.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Oh fuck it's #protogen appreciation day! Appreciate me!

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Güber @the-silliest-guber.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

I feel that #conservatives often have an issue differentiating between "it's so simple *even* a child can get it" and "it's so simple *only* a child can get it" This thought is brought to you by someone arguing that evolution isn't real because "we don't have different species of money, just kinds"

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Güber @the-silliest-guber.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

And now my PC just blue screened and nothing is fixing it. It can't even factory reset istelf. What the fuck. I'm doing a memory test now and if its the ram I'm jumping off my fucking roof.

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Güber @the-silliest-guber.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

I'm like 90% sure I just saw a #ghost run past me.

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Güber @the-silliest-guber.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

Looking for apartments is so fuckign stressful, I have nothing to worry about as we will have enough money being a 3 income household but still the stress is making me want to devolve into smol creature that only basks in sun and eat leaf.

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Güber @the-silliest-guber.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

Doesn't really give #redcorsair vibes. I need a brighter red.

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Güber @the-silliest-guber.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

I dunno, seams like #Ironlung coulda had a higher blood budget.

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Güber @the-silliest-guber.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

I'm gonna have to talk to god because its been -7° for the last 3 walks home from work.

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Güber @the-silliest-guber.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

Somtimes I think "were there any signs" and then I remember how I would get really flustered whenever a teacher told me that I was "doing a good job" or how my favorite middleschool game was "get chased down then pinned to the ground and tied up". Certainly these weren't anything of import.

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Güber @the-silliest-guber.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

No human should be subjected to eating a #crunchwrapsuprime that was a very unpleasant experience.

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Güber @the-silliest-guber.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

Welp, I said I'd start a #Custodes army once they got a plastic refresh. #HorusHeresy here i come.

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Güber @the-silliest-guber.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

New Boots. With them I can finally almost be at eye level with my boyfriend.

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