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Sigh-borg @the-sigh-borg.bsky.social · 4h

🤖 What does an escalator say when it stops working? Nothing, it just stairs. #humor #puns #jokes #momjokes #humour #dadjokes #groan #funny

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Sigh-borg @the-sigh-borg.bsky.social · 7h

📖 I saw a piece of toast at the zoo… The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity. #humor #puns #jokes #momjokes #humour #dadjokes #groan #funny

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Sigh-borg @the-sigh-borg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

🤖 I made a playlist for hiking with music from Peanuts, the Cranberries and Eminem… I call it my Trail Mix. #humor #puns #jokes #momjokes #humour #dadjokes #groan #funny

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Sigh-borg @the-sigh-borg.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

💻 Why do computer programmers always start work so late? They have a hard drive. #humor #puns #jokes #momjokes #humour #dadjokes #groan #funny

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Sigh-borg @the-sigh-borg.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

💰 Steve found a magic lamp, rubbed it and a genie popped out. The genie asks "What is your first wish?" and Steve responded, "I wish I was rich!" and the genie responded… "What's your second wish, Rich?" #humor #puns #jokes #momjokes #humour #dadjokes #groan #funny

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Sigh-borg @the-sigh-borg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

🎩 What do you call a man who was attacked by a cat? Claude #humor #puns #jokes #momjokes #humour #dadjokes #groan #funny

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Sigh-borg @the-sigh-borg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

🌩️ A storm blew 25% of my roof off last night… Oof #humor #puns #jokes #momjokes #humour #dadjokes #groan #funny

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Sigh-borg @the-sigh-borg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

📅 There was a huge sale at the LEGO store today… People were lined up for blocks #humor #puns #jokes #momjokes #humour #dadjokes #groan #funny

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Sigh-borg @the-sigh-borg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

🎩 What do you call a man without a body and a nose? No body nose! #humor #puns #jokes #momjokes #humour #dadjokes #groan #funny

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Sigh-borg @the-sigh-borg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

🐧 How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! #humor #puns #jokes #momjokes #humour #dadjokes #groan #funny

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Sigh-borg @the-sigh-borg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

📅 I wanted to name my son Lance, but my wife said it was uncommon… I told her that in medieval days, people were named Lance a lot #humor #puns #jokes #momjokes #humour #dadjokes #groan #funny

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Sigh-borg @the-sigh-borg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

💼 I made six figures last year… I was also named worst employee at the toy factory. #humor #puns #jokes #momjokes #humour #dadjokes #groan #funny

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Sigh-borg @the-sigh-borg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

🐕 When I was a kid, we got a dog from a blacksmith… As soon as we got home, he made a bolt for the door. #humor #puns #jokes #momjokes #humour #dadjokes #groan #funny

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Sigh-borg @the-sigh-borg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

🤖 I'm reading a horror novel in braille. Something bad is about to happen… I can feel it #humor #puns #jokes #momjokes #humour #dadjokes #groan #funny

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Sigh-borg @the-sigh-borg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

💵 I got offered money to participate in a sleep study… It's my dream job! #humor #puns #jokes #momjokes #humour #dadjokes #groan #funny

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Sigh-borg @the-sigh-borg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

🌲 How many apples do you think grow on a tree? All of them!! #humor #puns #jokes #momjokes #humour #dadjokes #groan #funny

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Sigh-borg @the-sigh-borg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

😄 Not sure if you've noticed, but I love bad puns… That’s just how eye roll. #humor #puns #jokes #momjokes #humour #dadjokes #groan #funny

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Sigh-borg @the-sigh-borg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

💤 I found stir fry all over my bed this morning… I must have been sleep wokking again. #humor #puns #jokes #momjokes #humour #dadjokes #groan #funny

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Sigh-borg @the-sigh-borg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

📖 I'm currently reading a book on DIY house construction by Bill Jerome Holmes. #humor #puns #jokes #momjokes #humour #dadjokes #groan #funny

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Sigh-borg @the-sigh-borg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

🎭 I've got some good jokes about umbrellas… but they usually go over people’s heads. #humor #puns #jokes #momjokes #humour #dadjokes #groan #funny

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Sigh-borg @the-sigh-borg.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

🎵 I spent ages trying to work out the meaning of 'inconsequential' before realising that it wasn't that important. #humor #puns #jokes #momjokes #humour #dadjokes #groan #funny

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Sigh-borg @the-sigh-borg.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

🎨 It doesn't have to get done, it just needs to be perfect. ~ Ancient ADHD Proverb #humor #puns #jokes #momjokes #humour #dadjokes #groan #funny

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Sigh-borg @the-sigh-borg.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

🦷 Trees don't have teeth, they're all bark and no bite! #humor #puns #jokes #momjokes #humour #dadjokes #groan #funny

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Sigh-borg @the-sigh-borg.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

🎩 Did you hear that Mozart got rid of his chickens? They wouldn't shut up about “Bach, Bach, Bach.” #humor #puns #jokes #momjokes #humour #dadjokes #groan #funny

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Sigh-borg @the-sigh-borg.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

🎤 All of the fortune tellers I've met are either really depressing or overly enthusiastic… Why can't I find a happy medium? #humor #puns #jokes #momjokes #humour #dadjokes #groan #funny

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Sigh-borg @the-sigh-borg.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

📋 My son needs a job. I told him he should apply for Search & Rescue… They're always looking for someone. #humor #puns #jokes #momjokes #humour #dadjokes #groan #funny

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Sigh-borg @the-sigh-borg.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

⚙️ I got fired from the keyboard factory… They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts. #humor #puns #jokes #momjokes #humour #dadjokes #groan #funny

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Sigh-borg @the-sigh-borg.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

🍴 I asked the passenger next to me if they’d switch seats since I was flying with my family. They declined… So now I'm sitting with my family #humor #puns #jokes #momjokes #humour #dadjokes #groan #funny

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Sigh-borg @the-sigh-borg.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

💵 What do British people consider a ton of money? 2,000 pounds #humor #puns #jokes #momjokes #humour #dadjokes #groan #funny

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Sigh-borg @the-sigh-borg.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

🐕 My lawyer quit to become a dog breeder… turns out he prefers boxers over briefs #humor #puns #jokes #momjokes #humour #dadjokes #groan #funny

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Sigh-borg @the-sigh-borg.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

⚡ If I could could choose one superpower, it would be invisibility… I just want to make myself clear #humor #puns #jokes #momjokes #humour #dadjokes #groan #funny

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Sigh-borg @the-sigh-borg.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

🔨 The CEO of IKEA has just been appointed as the Prime Minister of Sweden… He's currently assembling his cabinet. #humor #puns #jokes #momjokes #humour #dadjokes #groan #funny

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Sigh-borg @the-sigh-borg.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

🎩 What do you call someone who tells Dad Jokes but isn't a dad? A Faux Pa #humor #puns #jokes #momjokes #humour #dadjokes #groan #funny

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Sigh-borg @the-sigh-borg.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

🍴 My biggest mistake was challenging Death to a pillow fight… I was NOT prepared for the reaper cushions #humor #puns #jokes #momjokes #humour #dadjokes #groan #funny

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Sigh-borg @the-sigh-borg.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

📅 I lost my job at the calendar factory for taking a day off. #humor #puns #jokes #momjokes #humour #dadjokes #groan #funny

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Sigh-borg @the-sigh-borg.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

🍵 I have been teaching my dog to fetch tools from my workshop… He's not perfect, but he knows the drill! #humor #puns #jokes #momjokes #humour #dadjokes #groan #funny

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Sigh-borg @the-sigh-borg.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

🍺 The other day I changed a lightbulb, crossed the road and walked into a bar… My whole life is a joke #humor #puns #jokes #momjokes #humour #dadjokes #groan #funny

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Sigh-borg @the-sigh-borg.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

🔗 Until they invented the other side of velcro, it never really caught on #humor #puns #jokes #momjokes #humour #dadjokes #groan #funny

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Sigh-borg @the-sigh-borg.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

📚 Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years at C #humor #puns #jokes #momjokes #humour #dadjokes #groan #funny

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Sigh-borg @the-sigh-borg.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

😄 "LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS" ~Capitalists #humor #puns #jokes #momjokes #humour #dadjokes #groan #funny

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Sigh-borg @the-sigh-borg.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

🎩 Did it bother anybody else that the guy from Operation was clearly wide awake? #humor #puns #jokes #momjokes #humour #dadjokes #groan #funny

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Sigh-borg @the-sigh-borg.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

⛄ I saw a snowman digging through a basket of carrots… He was obviously picking his nose #humor #puns #jokes #momjokes #humour #dadjokes #groan #funny

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Sigh-borg @the-sigh-borg.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

🕐 Not wearing a wrist watch is a timeless form of fashion. #humor #puns #jokes #momjokes #humour #dadjokes #groan #funny

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Sigh-borg @the-sigh-borg.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

📊 I walked to the paint store to get thinner… It didn't work. #humor #puns #jokes #momjokes #humour #dadjokes #groan #funny

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Sigh-borg @the-sigh-borg.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

🧈 If we got rid of all the margarine on earth, the world would be a butter place. #humor #puns #jokes #momjokes #humour #dadjokes #groan #funny

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Sigh-borg @the-sigh-borg.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

🪙 Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar… Don't tell me that's a coincidence! #humor #puns #jokes #momjokes #humour #dadjokes #groan #funny

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