Reposted by NessCult MTL @cultmtl.com · 08/08/2025SHE DID IT!! 🏆 Huge congratulations to Victoria Mboko!! 🇨🇦♥️🎾 1335475
Ness @the-nessmonster.bsky.social · 23/07/2025I'm afraid you've been duped by an imposter and I can see how that has happened. I'm a Canada-dwelling Ness Monster. You were making agreements with one of my distant cousins. Great news then! My plan is back on. 110
Ness @the-nessmonster.bsky.social · 23/07/2025I don't recall us agreeing on this. Send me the meeting notes please. 110
Ness @the-nessmonster.bsky.social · 22/07/2025I've decided that for my tenth season of FPL I'm going to win it 3110
Ness @the-nessmonster.bsky.social · 05/07/2025So very sorry for your loss. It hurts so much to say goodbye to a beloved pet. Lots and lots of hugs to you. 010
Ness @the-nessmonster.bsky.social · 06/01/2025I'm a 54 year old woman but I'll happily take a bro 😅. My teenage daughter bros me too. 110
Ness @the-nessmonster.bsky.social · 06/01/2025It's my birthday today. Every year I wonder how my life will be on my next birthday. 2024 was not an easy year for me so I'm determined that for my next birthday I'll look back positively! 9140
Ness @the-nessmonster.bsky.social · 10/12/2024Looks like it! And recent Wolves results seem to back this up a bit. 000
Ness @the-nessmonster.bsky.social · 09/12/2024Forgot to add #FPL Hoping this is interesting for others! 😊 040
Ness @the-nessmonster.bsky.social · 09/12/2024And now where it gets quite interesting is if we look at goals minus expected goals to see which teams are underperforming/overperforming (both with and without pens). As a 🍒 fan I'm not unhappy to see these numbers. 120
Ness @the-nessmonster.bsky.social · 09/12/2024Top 5 for shots on target/90: Liverpool, Man City, Spurs, Chelsea, Bournemouth Top 5 for goals per shots on target: Brentford, Leicester, Wolves, Chelsea, Brighton 120
Ness @the-nessmonster.bsky.social · 09/12/2024Top 5 for shots taken: Man City, Bournemouth, Spurs, Chelsea, Brighton Top 5 for shots on target: Man City, Spurs, Chelsea, Liverpool, Bournemouth 120
Ness @the-nessmonster.bsky.social · 09/12/2024I've been looking at some Premier League stats today using @fbref.com and thought I'd share some interesting numbers for the season so far. 2102
Reposted by NessGeoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 02/12/2024Massive away win for the little fella. 573583899605
Ness @the-nessmonster.bsky.social · 01/12/2024I'm having a really lucky season, including Evanilson coming in for Solanke today! Up to 2262. Never been here before. 😮 1120
Ness @the-nessmonster.bsky.social · 28/11/2024I had my first ever appointment with a therapist this week and she asked me if I have a community. The example she gave was church. I thought about it for a moment and then told her all about FPL. You are a community to me! (Some more than others of course.) Thank you for always being out there.🥰 6712
Ness @the-nessmonster.bsky.social · 27/11/2024media.tenor.coma man in a black suit is sitting in a red chairAlt: a man in a black suit is sitting in a red chair 060
Ness @the-nessmonster.bsky.social · 26/11/2024Manchester Citymedia.tenor.coma red sign says self destruction imminent please evacuate facilityALT: a red sign says self destruction imminent please evacuate facility 120
Ness @the-nessmonster.bsky.social · 25/11/2024A Fabianski clean sheet moves me up higher than I've ever been in all my years of playing FPL! In gameweek 5 I was 5 million in the world so I never imagined this happening. 6402
Ness @the-nessmonster.bsky.social · 24/11/2024Just accidentally cracked my mum up because she was in the kitchen and heard this: Keep your shirt on you fool. Why did you take your shirt off... oh wow is he buff...wow 😂Shirt off= bad for FPL but good for eye candy 060
Ness @the-nessmonster.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Old 😞media.tenor.coma man wearing a grey sweater with the words no filter ucl on the bottom rightAlt: Pep wearing a grey sweater with the words no filter ucl on the bottom right 020
Reposted by NessAbove Average FPL @aboveaveragefpl.bsky.social · 14/11/2024Let’s grow this then… a BlueSky only giveaway 👀 Repost this and tag another FPL account in the replies and we’ll giveaway 3 mugs when we get to 1,500 followers on both this account and @bakerfpl343.bsky.social Imagine it won’t take long 😂 #FPL 81110100
Ness @the-nessmonster.bsky.social · 16/11/2024We've had to take a break to make sure we are all still related/friends 000
Ness @the-nessmonster.bsky.social · 16/11/2024"Get out of my way. You are in my face. You are in my space!" - Me accidentally dropping bars during a mini Overcooked rage while playing with my daughter and her friend 220
Reposted by NessEmma @emma1.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Premier League football team Supporter? As soon as private group chats arrive, we will set up groups for fans of each team. Be a part of this friendly world here forms.gle/j4Exeucch1xs... Our Team lineup prediction groups live on Twitter for now but I will share their insights here Please share!media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is walking towards a train with the words get on the bandwagon below himALT: a man in a suit and tie is walking towards a train with the words get on the bandwagon below him 118917
Ness @the-nessmonster.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Mostly good. You know how life is. Hope you are well! 010
Ness @the-nessmonster.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Captained Antonio and he got a hat trick against Norwich on July 11 2020. I ended up with a gameweek rank of 99 because of that. My highest ever. 120
Ness @the-nessmonster.bsky.social · 16/11/2024I want to be entirely here but I have a really lovely and small DM group that goes with my mini league. Hope DM groups are available here soon! 080
Ness @the-nessmonster.bsky.social · 16/11/2024@fplkatm.bsky.social Kattttttt so nice to see you again! 140
Ness @the-nessmonster.bsky.social · 15/11/2024My name means butterfly (and is a genus of butterflies) so basically this whole thing is mine and me. Or something. 150
Ness @the-nessmonster.bsky.social · 14/11/2024This is exactly why I haven't had him all season. I didn't want to be forced to captain him because that's not how I play but having him and not captaining him would still have negatively affected my score. So I went without him entirely. 120
Ness @the-nessmonster.bsky.social · 13/11/2024Thank you but unfortunately the team I switched to a few weeks ago is now the template team. And I'm a differential person at heart. Not sure what I'm going to do 😅 010
Ness @the-nessmonster.bsky.social · 13/11/2024Why not start with an FPL flex? Look what I've been up to with Comedy Gold FC. 🫨 5150
