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the-most-random.bsky.social @the-most-random.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

"Maybe it's time for the Democratic Party to consider Leftists and Progressives as swing voters." The DNC doesn't care about swing voters. They don't even care if they lose. They care about keeping the race close so they can fundraise off of their 4 years of failure. Don't be a swing donor.

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the-most-random.bsky.social @the-most-random.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

After 88 years, Gallup Polling has decided that getting rid of the presidential poll is the best way to facilitate child sex slavery. I will never believe another poll from them.

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the-most-random.bsky.social @the-most-random.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

Aww. Project Anchor is a hoax. People said that Earth was expected to lose gravity for 7 seconds on Aug. 12, 2026 during a planetary alignment Project Anchor was supposedly that crash program to fight this loss of gravity.

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the-most-random.bsky.social @the-most-random.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

"If your parenting style requires everyone around you to suffer silently, it’s a bad parenting style."

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the-most-random.bsky.social @the-most-random.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

"Our company used to supply sheet sets for retailers. High threadcount beyond 400-450 tc is a scam. Threadcount is number of yarns per square inch. Once you get to about 200TC the weave is tight so you need to use smaller yarns to get a higher threadcount number."

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the-most-random.bsky.social @the-most-random.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

Someone actually said, 'I don't think this is AI. It looks real to me." That phrase means nothing after recent AI advances.

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the-most-random.bsky.social @the-most-random.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

People have lost the ability to form coherent sentences. Was the six year-old the breadwinner? "I lost my late husband 11 years ago, it was so hard because we had a 6 year old son at the time and he was the main breadwinner of our little family ..."

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the-most-random.bsky.social @the-most-random.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

My friend asked the Indy Car crew how much for a set of tires? $800 he was told. He said "that's not so much." The crewman said "yeah, but you don't go through more of them. We got through about 6 sets a day."

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the-most-random.bsky.social @the-most-random.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

The people on Gold Rush (c. 2021) are all excited that gold hit $3500 an oz. Wait until it is $5297.90.

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the-most-random.bsky.social @the-most-random.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

"The kids that weren’t held back as kids are now having kids themselves and it’s an entire family of people not knowing basic knowledge. A girl in an early morning program is in 6th grade and cannot spell her own name. When the school brings it up, the mom gets angry."

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the-most-random.bsky.social @the-most-random.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

9/11 first responders healthcare secured through 2040 by NY lawmakers

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the-most-random.bsky.social @the-most-random.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

How did he volunteer to get himself into an argument with someone about whether they were being argumentative?

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the-most-random.bsky.social @the-most-random.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

Headline: Minnesota federal judge waits until head of ICE is re-assigned so he can question someone completely different who wasn't there about what happened.

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the-most-random.bsky.social @the-most-random.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

Headline: "Sydney Sweeney could face trespassing and vandalism charges after filming herself climbing the Hollywood sign to decorate it with bras as part of a promotional campaign for her lingerie line." Way to put the dull in vandullism.

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the-most-random.bsky.social @the-most-random.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

I made good use of good chicken stock bawkity bawkity bawk bawk bawk A good Belgian beer served in a crock Bockity bockity Bock bock bock

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the-most-random.bsky.social @the-most-random.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

George Carlin had a good routine about embodying every new buzzword while being the opposite of that buzzword at the same time. This is from "Life is Worth Losing" (released 2006). Amazingly, was his 18th HBO special.

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the-most-random.bsky.social @the-most-random.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

Snow day 3. Systems are starting to break down entirely. I am running out of snacks, well key snacks. I have turned to rationing what is left. I am micro-dosing ice cream with an eye dropper.

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the-most-random.bsky.social @the-most-random.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi don't care about your lives. They only care to keep up the illusion of an opposition party so they can sell you out. They just want your contributions to swing the stupid vote. If they can't get elected by serving you, they don't deserve your vote. Or your money.

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the-most-random.bsky.social @the-most-random.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

Story: "I was dating a guy in 1999 and we wanted to see Wild Wild West. He looked at me and said 'I didn't know it was a western. I hate westerns' " "I just turned, walked away from him, got in my car ( he didn't drive) and drove away, leaving him there. I got my stuff from his place the next day."

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the-most-random.bsky.social @the-most-random.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

About posting a vague insult online. Soon someone will decide they are insulted. "Leave an insult on the ground and the owner will come by to pick it up."

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the-most-random.bsky.social @the-most-random.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

She's got a great eye for photography. Luckily, she only needs one.

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the-most-random.bsky.social @the-most-random.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

I Can See Clearly Now with apologies to Johnny Nash "I can see clearly now, my train has gone. Gone like the chances of being on time. I'm gonna be late late late All effing day."

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the-most-random.bsky.social @the-most-random.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

For many years, we have been told stories about men who found some gold and long story short "died penniless." Today, "died penniless" means so little. We live paycheck to paycheck. We build massive debt. We'd be lucky to die only "penniless."

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the-most-random.bsky.social @the-most-random.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

The Democrats should run on change. Change in how easily Democrats bow to the Republicans and to the corporations and to foreign governments. They can campaign on "hey, we screwed up right when you really needed us to let you live. But we can do better. Just pays to advertise that one more time."

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the-most-random.bsky.social @the-most-random.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

I didn't realize what a religious nut my friend was until we were watching TV one day and she said "why is the cat in this show gay?"

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the-most-random.bsky.social @the-most-random.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

"California Governor slams Europe’s response to Trump." California Governor Gavin Newsom brought kneepads for the world leaders to wear when they appease Trump. They are the same brand he wears to meet with California billionaires. We can't let Newson run for president.

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the-most-random.bsky.social @the-most-random.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

White-collar criminals. George Carlin never asked why aren't there blue-collar criminals? We have blue-collar criminals Nobody ever talks about them. They don't get enough credit because white-collar criminals score all of the big money thought wage theft alone.

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the-most-random.bsky.social @the-most-random.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

She said "I love you both evilly." I think she meant "I love you both equally." I hope so. On most days, I think so. I just have to believe that.

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the-most-random.bsky.social @the-most-random.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

The people who put Allstate monitoring device in the cars to show their good driving habits are probably the same people who think their own ring cameras won't be used against them.

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the-most-random.bsky.social @the-most-random.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

How about the Democrats stop running on "I can do something about this"? Democrats already in power should only be able to run on saying "I did something about this." Stop selling us on the future like it is a wonderful mystery box. That is a snake-oil promise. Fix what is currently broken first.

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the-most-random.bsky.social @the-most-random.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

Why are you trying to teach cursive writing to students who never bothered to learn how to read clocks? They saw clocks with hands around all of their lives and yet not been curious about them. Corporate Phone Programming has created the least curious, most over-confident about nothing generation.

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the-most-random.bsky.social @the-most-random.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

Someone found a vaginal applicator in their trash. "No, vaginas are not poisonous, I would know - I have one. And if the applicator belongs to his partner, it's not weird at all. You can stop accusing me of being a misogynistic incel now, thanks." - reddit

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the-most-random.bsky.social @the-most-random.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

The Leopards Ate My Face Party became the, At Least Leopards Didn't Eat My Face Until the Second Term Party.

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the-most-random.bsky.social @the-most-random.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

"They didn’t promote me because they already had me doing the work of three people for barely any money." - reddit

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the-most-random.bsky.social @the-most-random.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

I don't why people get mad at famous actors for being jerks. If they fooled us the whole time - that was acting. They actually can act!

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the-most-random.bsky.social @the-most-random.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

If credit cards fees are capped at 10 percent, credit companies will just tack on a new charge for you. Just three letters like "JCP fee." The letters don't have to stand for anything. There isn't a law against that. You can't legislate against bad intentions.

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the-most-random.bsky.social @the-most-random.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

"The Romans built straight roads for military highways." Yeah, so they could land fighter jets easily.

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the-most-random.bsky.social @the-most-random.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

Politics are like "that's a a terrible idea." "Yeah. Let's do that."

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the-most-random.bsky.social @the-most-random.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

Why are golfers the only people who get irritated when I say "that's about par for the course" while golfing.

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the-most-random.bsky.social @the-most-random.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

The English are the last people who get to complain about silly American measurements. We got them from you.

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the-most-random.bsky.social @the-most-random.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

I watched a YouTube instructional video. Now I feel qualified to watch another video on the same subject.

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the-most-random.bsky.social @the-most-random.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

My friends used to joke "White Castles in the car after midnight. Automatic DUI." Now it's Dodge Ram: probably very drunk.

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the-most-random.bsky.social @the-most-random.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

"O, yet defend me, friends! I am butt hurt." - misquoted from Hamlet Act. 5 Scene 2

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the-most-random.bsky.social @the-most-random.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

C. 1986 I was the manager of a small pizza place without the title. So only I could count the cash. After hours, unpaid. The boss would call as many times as possible to interrupt. I found out this was to deter theft. From $200? The boss was so high on coke that he snorted away his entire empire.

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the-most-random.bsky.social @the-most-random.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

"Imagine voting for racism against yourself cause you hate the gays and women." - reddit

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