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Meg

@the-mbr.bsky.social
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kpop hag | himbo lover | namjoon feet stan | mingyu everything stan | probably somewhere crying over jung hoseok | she/her/old | 🔞 children shoo

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Meg @the-mbr.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Bravo for someone finally speaking up. Not liking fansite photos or videos from people mobbing idols is one thing, but media outlets are invited. They're within the circle of bodyguards, the idols are chatting with reporters as they walk. The exposure BENEFITS idols and the brands they represent.
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Meg @the-mbr.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
OHMYFUCKINGGOD LOINDEXTER!!!???!?!!!!
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Meg @the-mbr.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
If you're going to quote my innocuous post about hobi getting a second tattoo not being on my bingo card with a preachy 'we should never make assumptions about them', you're gonna get blocked. Life is too short for humourless preaching.
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Meg @the-mbr.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Jung J-hope Hoseok being the first member of rapline to get a voluntary, non OT7 mandated tattoo was NOT on my bingo card 😵‍💫
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Meg @the-mbr.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
OHMYGODDDDD VMIN GOLDEN HOUR CALIFORNIA BEACH ROMANCING!!!!!!
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Meg @the-mbr.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Jimin's naked, jin's being vored by tae, hobi's in his CNS shorts, namkook are namkooking and yoongi's waddling along placidly - WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK!!!
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Meg @the-mbr.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
OT7 all enthusiastically saying miss you my husband, and then the silence on miss you my wife, followed by jimin saying 'oh god' in that put upon tone 🤣🤣🤣
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Meg @the-mbr.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
87% of my personality rn is waiting for the next ep of ateez love island to drop
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Meg @the-mbr.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
This drama over Skz tour numbers on twt is once again confirming to me that a good chunk of army are only in the fandom to flex about stanning the WORLD'S BIGGEST BOYBAND, instead of you know, the music. The way this massive fandom will never stop moving like nugus with a chip on their shoulder 🙄
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Meg @the-mbr.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Out of all the people i will never meet and never know there will never be another face that I love as much as this one.
Black and white photo of namjoon from the Bazaar magazine photo shoot. He's wearing black pants, a black shirt and tie, and wearing black leather gloves.
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Nina Monday @ninamonday.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Seonghwa is Prince Eric and San is Ariel if that matters
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Meg @the-mbr.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Watched the first ep of Ateez Love Island and whatever the hell woosansang have going on, it is absolutely a 'there are more things in heaven and earth Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy' moment for me. *holds head in hands*
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Meg @the-mbr.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Reading yaoi on my lunch break as a way to wrestle back control from my tech bro capitalist overlords 💪🏽🍆🖕🏽💦
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Meg @the-mbr.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Why is DK using smashing pumpkins as the soundtrack to his ig posts, is he trying to make this hag fall in love with him?
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Meg @the-mbr.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
For fucks sake, not charlie puth 🙄😒🤮
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Meg @the-mbr.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
He never fails to soothe me. I love how namjooning is our shared language. How we've been conditioned to let out a deep breath and feel our shoulders loosen at the sight of him, out in nature, or loping long-legged away from the camera. He always reminds me that life is to be LIVED. I love him so.
Namjoon in a black hoodie and sweatshirt, leaning on a wooden railing at the beach somewhere in LA, smiling softly into the camera. Namjoon at Disneyland, back to the camera wearing a denim shirt with butterflies on it and light pants.
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Meg @the-mbr.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Kim kibum is my hero, my icon, my role model, who I want to be when I grow up, the kind of father figure I wish I'd had
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Meg @the-mbr.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Why are armys camped out in the comments of svt tiktok shrieking about how bts paved the way? What exactly does hoshi-woozi's show have to do with the tannies? The insecurity and lack of self love reeks. Ffs stop using bts' fame as a crutch for the lack of achievement you feel about your life.
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Meg @the-mbr.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
6 months ago @themarmalade.bsky.social made me perceive him and now my life is ruined
Yunho wearing a tiny low cut camisole that his little tits are spilling out of, under an Amber velvet cardigan. His dark bangs are in his eyes and hes holding up a playing card to his mouth and winking. Yunho wearing a tiny low cut camisole that his little tits are spilling out of, under an Amber velvet cardigan. His dark bangs are in his eyes and hes holding up a playing card to his mouth and looking into the camera.
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Meg @the-mbr.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Texas got lamb towel headdress jjimjilbang jin? TEXAS???!?!?!?!?! oh oh this will be my villain origin story 😤🤬😭
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Meg @the-mbr.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Watership Down. I was 7 and a family friend was visiting. We went over to her hotel which was hugely thrilling, and the parents left us watching what they thought was bunny cartoons on TV while they went downstairs to dinner. I had night terrors for months.
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Meg @the-mbr.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
If you want to experience my personal brand of insane know that i saw this hongjoong pic and immediately wanted him to be a fox and I one of those british aristocrats who thunder through the countryside on horses chasing after said fox.
Hongjoong in tight black pants and a maroon buttoned up cardigan, in a misty park, holding two cups of ice cream up to cover his face.
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Meg @the-mbr.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
JT is emitting the vibe of a guy in a pickup truck who gives a ride to a glamorous ingenue stranded on a country road, takes her to his house to supposedly call a tow truck, except its on the edge of the woods and he um, has 2 woodchippers in his shed
Justin Timberlake and Jhope backstage at lollapalooza berlin
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Meg @the-mbr.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Mingyu being his bratty best with noted Brat Tamer™ Jihyo....oh he wants to be put over her knee and spanked so bad 🫠
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Meg @the-mbr.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
So men are insufferable about their dicks in every culture...got it got it 🫣😭😭
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Meg @the-mbr.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Mingyu and jihyo drinking buddies, hobi gaming with jeongyeon and nayeon calling him oppa... we could have had so many adorable bts-twice-svt interactions a la shinee-snsd if 3rd gen kpop hadn't gone all weird and gender segregated 🥲
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laur ♡⁷ saw autumn leaves @joonlens.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
jimin on live squinting while wearing glasses. 

wearing: long sleeve, silver cross chain, black glasses, hoop in his ear drawing of jimin that jungkook did
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Meg @the-mbr.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Feels deeply on brand that woozi and wooyoung cant get with kpop demon hunters because it's portrayal of idol life is unrealistic and jungkook cant get it because the protagonist didnt move heaven and earth to get together with his love
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Meg @the-mbr.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
You'd think naked glistening lolla hobi was the worst (best), but I've had these in my gallery for a couple weeks now, just gently vibrating with horny menace and I think you must all come suffer with me. Cr. @hopefruitonmoon on twt
Hobi at HOTS Final Seoul wearing a purple and red printed bomber jacket and pants, silver jewellery and sunglassesHobi at HOTS Final Seoul wearing a purple and red printed bomber jacket and pants, silver jewellery and sunglasses, looking into the camera hand up to gesture at the crowdHobi at HOTS Final Seoul wearing a purple and red printed bomber jacket and pants, silver jewellery and sunglasses, holding his mic stand like a guitar Hobi at HOTS Final Seoul wearing a purple and red printed bomber jacket and pants, silver jewellery and sunglasses,  dancing with flames behind him
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Meg @the-mbr.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
The feminine urge to eat him in one bite and then use one of those legs as a sexy sturdy toothpick
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Meg @the-mbr.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
You guys. I love my samsung phone. LOVE IT. Min yoongi made me buy it and min yoongi always knows best. BUT. You can tell this is a korean phone that doesnt speak english as a first language because of how fucked the autocorrect is 🥹
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Meg @the-mbr.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Im so overestimated from hobi lolla im now watching a 25 min episode of choi minho torturing all the SM male idols with thames river runs while the captions assure me that he always poops well and it is a TONIC
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Meg @the-mbr.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Wept right through Neuron. The montage of baby hobi practising overlaid with hobi running joyously across the stage always gets me. He was born to be on stage and we are so lucky to witness him. My heart is bursting with pride for everything he has accomplished with these performances.
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Meg @the-mbr.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
The most hoseok thing in the world is practising 50 times offstage to button your shirt in a way that looks looks entirely uncontrived but calculated for maximum emotional destruction
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Meg @the-mbr.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
So happy for all my euro moots seeing hobi at lolla - you guys deserve ALL the shows and im hoping so hard the weather holds 🤞🏽💜
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Meg @the-mbr.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Hes so fucking hot and I would do anything he told me to no questions asked, till we got to the shoes, at which point his aura of authority would entirely evaporate.
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Meg @the-mbr.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Short king hongjoong using the viral 'im taller than him' clip in his song is one of the sexiest moves a kpop man has ever made. Signed, a tall woman.
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Meg @the-mbr.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Hate that they're talking about weight (goddamned korean beauty standards) Love that both yoongi's husbands have their grabby hands on him simultaneously 🥹
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Meg @the-mbr.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Ive been in a reading rut for so long it feels like im missing a limb but ive been slowly coming back to it and this last week ive read a delicious mrehk svt fic and a fab ateez minwoo and my @beebalmff.bsky.social reaper fic's new chapter and THANK YOU GOD FOR YAOI IT IS SUCH A PRECIOUS GIFT 🥰🍽💘
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Meg @the-mbr.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Absolutely the best article written about them to date. The bar for white men is desperately low, but credit to Dave Holmes for breaking past stereotypes of western culture and masculinity to really see them for who they are. Also that photoshoot was SENSATIONAL.
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Meg @the-mbr.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Most sanity shattering jawline in kpop. Its so much worse how he looks like a cutieful cream puff head on, then he turns sideways and you want to let him slit your carotid with it 🥀
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Meg @the-mbr.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
kim namjoon, duh
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Meg @the-mbr.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Hey so remember when jimin did this?
4 cut photo of jimin pulling his white t shirt off coyly, then looking at the camera like hes shocked
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Meg @the-mbr.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
He never wants us to look at him and not think of that cursed pepero game 🕳🏃‍♀️🥀⚰️
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Meg @the-mbr.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
How am I supposed to focus when yunho is dressed like a victorian tart?
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Meg @the-mbr.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
I hate that taemin felt he needed a nose job at this stage in his career 😔
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Meg @the-mbr.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Dom scoups displaying his sub mingyu on main was not on my 2025 bingo card. Kwon eunbi's breasts were not on my 2025 bingo card. Us knowing hobi's naked torso intimately was not i on my 2025 bingo card. Hoshi going 🪖 was on my 2025 bingo card but I repressed it. Tldr: Meg is going through it 😭
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Meg @the-mbr.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
That is a chest that was made for yunho to ji** on.
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Meg @the-mbr.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Be like me and gulp this down greedily and too quickly and then sulk when you realise you have to wait for chapter 2 🥵🔥😭
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Meg @the-mbr.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Yoongi power walks through the airport because he knows he's gotta haul ass on that plane and go be tech support halfway around the world for his husband who's drowned his phone (again)
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