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TheMaestro @the-maestro.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Anyone else think that if he had a sideways Mohawk, he could be Londo? Same politics.

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TheMaestro @the-maestro.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

In other words, capitalists. Vermin.

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TheMaestro @the-maestro.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

This is "The Onion," but anything like this about rich people is eminently possible in today's world. So, to The Onion, I say: "Be careful what you make up. It might already be real!"

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TheMaestro @the-maestro.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

In my mind, "white trash" doesn't have anything to do with income. To me, it means "white supremacist." But, "white supremacist" says the same thing, so I'll continue saying that to avoid any ambiguity

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TheMaestro @the-maestro.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

How do you stand being married to him?

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TheMaestro @the-maestro.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

Too bad the shitgibbon was busy sucking Putin's dick.

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TheMaestro @the-maestro.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

Hrm, I think the already existing definition is better: Fucking unintelligent sack of hammers.

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TheMaestro @the-maestro.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

his delivery as "stentorian yowling," and I thought that was pretty danged nifty. Loved you on Mad Dog Radio, and I hope that your success continues despite their shabby treatment of you after you spoke truth to power. Fuck them. As they say in the vernacular, YOU GO, GIRL!

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TheMaestro @the-maestro.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

with a bunch of crooks simply because it makes you more money. ESPN made its deal with the devil, and they can't fire him after giving him nine figures. But, they look both aberrant and unintelligent backing him with his crooked enterprise. I saw someone describe (continued)

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TheMaestro @the-maestro.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

@michellebeadle.bsky.social Hi, Michelle. I just wanted you to know that I think you have more grace, knowledge, and integrity in your toenail clippings than Stephen A. Smith has in his entire life's work. Imagine doubling down on a relationship (continued)

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TheMaestro @the-maestro.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

They ALL probably knew Epstein ... and chased after the little girl who lived down Ghislane.

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TheMaestro @the-maestro.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

Please don't share this as many fucking times as possible. Please?

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TheMaestro @the-maestro.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

Thank goodness for you in Australia. The U.S. is fucked. The U.S. government is no better than a Junta.

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TheMaestro @the-maestro.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

The idea is not to have an account. To be untraceable. So that the Gestapice can't find you.

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TheMaestro @the-maestro.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

She's a terrible representative, but if our mantra is, "Believe women," then why don't we believe her?

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TheMaestro @the-maestro.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

Yeah, fuck that shit. Travel with a burner. Or, better yet, leave the phone home, and then buy a burner when you get to the U.S. Then, when you go to the airport, smash it with a rock, and throw it into a river.

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TheMaestro @the-maestro.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

She and Sec. Clinton were right about everything.

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TheMaestro @the-maestro.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

When the possibility of winning millions of dollars is on the table, a lot of supposed moral people become VERY immoral. #Barf

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TheMaestro @the-maestro.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

Sorry for the dude with the radar gun, but that's not 104. MAYBE 94 ...

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TheMaestro @the-maestro.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

Don't be sorry. You're absolutely right! Give ALL of the games to Canada and Mexico. First of all, the U.S. isn't safe for all the players who aren't white. Second of all, with all the guns, it's likely not safe for the white folks either.

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TheMaestro @the-maestro.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

The funny part is that you could probably get a gig pitching for the Rockies. They are pitiful right now.

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TheMaestro @the-maestro.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

By law, prisons should be not-for-profit. That whole "prison slavery bit" was what the bad guys did in "The Shawshank Redemption." Fucking joke, for-profit prisons.

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TheMaestro @the-maestro.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

Greg Maddux is in the HoF because his plate was nearly 3 feet wide. Pitch framing certainly is a thing.

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TheMaestro @the-maestro.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

The only thing I would change is remove "stupidity" and put in "unintelligence" because "stupidity" is ableist. Otherwise, 100% spot-on!

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TheMaestro @the-maestro.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

Oh, and if the network wins? Give all the awarded funds to any charity that helps people rebuild their lives after they've been destroyed by white Christian evangelical nationalism.

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TheMaestro @the-maestro.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

Oh, PLEASE, bankrupt this fucking quack.

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TheMaestro @the-maestro.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

I disagree. Hey, Julian? You were so hot to trot to out Hillary Clinton's emails. Prove that you're not a fucking racist misogynist. Go get the Epstien files and the shitgibbon's tax returns, and release them. Make WikiLeaks truly heroic instead of just misogynistic.

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TheMaestro @the-maestro.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

100%, and I'm a huge Beatles' fan. Taylor might one day pass them in total records sold. If she does, then that's great. :) The Beatles are still the most important group in rock history. And, Taylor is a worthy successor!

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TheMaestro @the-maestro.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

I was against Papi going in because he was a DH. Nine players field, and nine players should hit. I loathe the DH.

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TheMaestro @the-maestro.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

Not suggesting writing it off. But, I refuse to honor cheaters with HoF enshrinement.

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TheMaestro @the-maestro.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

There are only two scenarios where I would be OK with Bonds being in the HoF. 1) All stats with the Giants are erased. He was an HoFer before cheating, but 73 and 762 go away. 2) He keeps the stats, but they get asterisks, and he goes in with all of the roiders as a group. No plaque.

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TheMaestro @the-maestro.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

Only video game stats if you get the steroid expansion pack.

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TheMaestro @the-maestro.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

Problem with this is that the NFL brass is a buncha white right-wing zealots, so they'd be throwing away their careers by doing this. However, it might be worth it NOT to get CTE and die drooling on oneself in a bus station like Mike Webster.

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TheMaestro @the-maestro.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

Yes, cishet men. Stop being dicks.

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TheMaestro @the-maestro.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

I would say "pro-death" is more accurate.

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TheMaestro @the-maestro.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

How does it end? Probably with guillotines.

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TheMaestro @the-maestro.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

Normalize holding white men and rich people accountable for the crimes they commit. Maybe if the shitgibbon had been caught carrying Skittles, John Roberts wouldn't have said that he can skate on 34 felonies.

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TheMaestro @the-maestro.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

I doubt it. He was actually beloved during the early part of his reign. He only began to be hated after he had a terrible brain fever. He began to be paranoid and exhibited the signs of an advanced mental illness. Only then did his personal guard kill him.

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TheMaestro @the-maestro.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

Dude, we don't CARE if you watch porn. What we care about is YOU firing people and/or making their lives miserable for watching porn when YOU watch porn too. You fucking goddamned hypocrite.

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TheMaestro @the-maestro.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

We've gotten to a state of glorified racism. And, it's fucking shameful.

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TheMaestro @the-maestro.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

That's pretty bad, but no. The worst call in baseball history was the guy being called safe at first during Gallaraga's perfect game.

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TheMaestro @the-maestro.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

No shit, Mark. When even FASCISTS are calling him out, then you KNOW how FUCKED he really is.

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TheMaestro @the-maestro.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

Got me thinking ... Who's actually on Mount Rushmore for 2B? Off the top of my head, I'd say: Hornsby Lajoie Morgan Robinson Then, Eddie Collins and Roberto Alomar. Sandberg at Top 10. What do you all think?

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TheMaestro @the-maestro.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

Ryne Sandberg died, and I was listening to Adam Schein today, and he called him the greatest 2B of all time. I was like, Rogers Hornsby? Then, he amended it by saying, "Mount Rushmore" because Joe Morgan and Jackie Robinson might have something to say about it.

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TheMaestro @the-maestro.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

The best part is the, "This is gonna delay the flights." LOL

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TheMaestro @the-maestro.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

And, that someone will immediately attack you for providing said belly rubs, right?

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TheMaestro @the-maestro.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

#Juneteenth is a great barometer for figuring out whom we need to block and/or vote for. Whoever disapproves gets block and/or voted out. It's also a reminder that "all are created equal" doesn't just mean white, landowning men. Celebrate it!

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