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The Hobo Wizard

@the-hobo-wizard.bsky.social
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I wander the world, doing things so profound people think it's magic.

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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
🚨BREAKING: At least 550,000 voters registered or updated their registration last week, according to final tallies the nonpartisan nonprofit National Voter Registration Day shared exclusively with Democracy Docket Tuesday. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
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Exclusive: Over half a million voters registered in a single day last week
At least 550,000 voters registered or updated their registration last week, according to final tallies the nonpartisan nonprofit National Voter Registration Day shared exclusively with Democracy Docke...
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The Hobo Wizard @the-hobo-wizard.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Remember when American Politics used to involved a lot more tar, feathers, and/or a fun ride on a rail to the edge of town? Good times.
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
“As we try to keep everyone cool and calm at the rescue centre during the heatwave, I thought I'd repost a compilation of everyone's favourite clips of the dogs choosing their own toys!” #rescuedog #toys #joy IG: @fetcherdog Animal Shelter, Kent, England
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The Hobo Wizard @the-hobo-wizard.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
A post from “kavishj9611” that reads: 

“All the people who are anti-Al or want to slow Al progress, I have one question:
If Al disappeared tomorrow, could you still get through an entire workday without ChatGPT, Claude, or any other
Al tool?
Imagine Al was suddenly banned.
Would you actually be willing to give it up?”

Panel 2:
And Orange Guy and a Pink Guy are standing in a room that has two pipes in it. Both pipes are pumping raw sewage into the room. The characters are waist deep in it.
Orange Guy says smugly “Ok Mr “I don’t want to be in a room that’s filling up with raw sewage” let me ask you this”

Panel 3:
The sewage has reached their chests. Pink Guy is gagging. Orange Guy smugly continues “If all this sewage disappeared right now, could you get through the day without it?”

Panel 4:
The sewage is almost up to their eyeballs. Orange Guys says “Look at that shit floating past your face. Are you willing to give that up?”
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uncle baby rainey🌈 @raineyrainbows.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
got drunk. ate tacos. took a nap. great day
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The Hobo Wizard @the-hobo-wizard.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Sometimes I play Golden Girls in the background just for the vibes.
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The Hobo Wizard @the-hobo-wizard.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
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The Hobo Wizard @the-hobo-wizard.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
"Common sense" is a phrase ignorant people tend to use to validate their uninformed world views.
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The Hobo Wizard @the-hobo-wizard.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
This just in: Trump declares that the United States has Bone Spurs and, therefore, cannot participate in the Iran war. Telling Iran they can no longer target U.S. assets or personnel due their "unfortunate" medical exemption. #IranWar #12DChess #BoneSpurs
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The Hobo Wizard @the-hobo-wizard.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
My question is this: where's our "Hungry, Hungry Hippo's" live action adaptation? Now there's an untapped franchise if ever I saw one.
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The Hobo Wizard @the-hobo-wizard.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
A sandwich without soul is just a rich man's bread and sausage...
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The Hobo Wizard @the-hobo-wizard.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Remember when we thought Sarah Palin was the biggest threat to democracy. Oh... what sweet, innocent times those were.
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God @thegodshow.com · 22/02/2026
Dear Americans, Regarding tariff refunds, I want you to contact your reps with these messages: STEP 1: “I want my 1,000 dollars back for the tariff taxes I paid.” When they say give an excuse, you write back: STEP 2: “Fuck you. Pay me.” Repeat step 2 as many times as needed.
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God @thegodshow.com · 29/01/2026
It’s been 40 days since the Epstein files were supposed to be released.
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The Hobo Wizard @the-hobo-wizard.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
The continued inaction of Tim Walz has me trying to make hilarious John Fetterman references, however, that's only making me even more upset. Such is life oftentimes...
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The Hobo Wizard @the-hobo-wizard.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
A wise man often has more questions than answers.
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The Hobo Wizard @the-hobo-wizard.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
I did a bread!
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
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Kamala Harris @kamalaharris.com · 07/04/2025
Fear has a way of being contagious. But courage is also contagious.
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The Hobo Wizard @the-hobo-wizard.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
History always repeats itself, but rarely strikes the same place twice.
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Karim Wafa-Al Hussaini @karimwafa.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
⚡️FIGHT THE OLIGARCHY RALLY ⚡️ STARTING TOMORROW. Nevada. Arizona. Colorado. You, me, and Bernie. Dem and GOP districts. ❤️💙 See you there 💪🏽🌞
Fight the Oligarchy Rally Poster with event details for: Las Vegas, NV, Tempe, AZ, Greeley, CO, Denver, CO, and Tucson, AZ
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The Hobo Wizard @the-hobo-wizard.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Banish fear. For doing so will often liberate the mind.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Earnest post, but: a thing I like here is it’s okay to have moments of happiness in public without being broadly scolded, and I believe that sustaining this kind of humanity will be very important as we resist fascism. We have to sustain each other. Making joy isn’t denial, it’s how we will survive
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The Hobo Wizard @the-hobo-wizard.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Don't focus on the summit, for it is too distant and you'll lose your way. Rather, focus on the path to get there, for it lays right at your feet.
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The Hobo Wizard @the-hobo-wizard.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
With the looming collapse of air travel, perhaps we can finally invest in a high-speed, land-based alternative of some kind. I'm sure there's something out there we can take inspiration from...
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The Hobo Wizard @the-hobo-wizard.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
After all these deportations hit the economy... I wonder how long it will be before someone has the idea to "rent out" the country's bursting prison population. For reasons.
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The Hobo Wizard @the-hobo-wizard.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Mushroom
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The Hobo Wizard @the-hobo-wizard.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
If you think about it, the death penalty is a type of "after birth" abortion.
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