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Finch Makes Words @the-finchy-omnibus.neocities.org · 21h

I went out for voting today. Met up with a family friend who's apparently doing great. Then I decided, as a treat, to go down to the library and renew my card. The little old lady in my soul is calling this an exceptional day and I can't find a reason to disagree with her. :3

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Finch Makes Words @the-finchy-omnibus.neocities.org · 19/10/2026

Clearly, the plan for this November is to dedicate at least part of my word count to the Big Project I Promised to Do and am Definitely Still Doing. However, working in the code editor I use to make website updates is a bit slow, so we're also just going to do some more basic projects in the back.

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Finch Makes Words @the-finchy-omnibus.neocities.org · 19/10/2026

The iPod set a very dangerous precedent by telling folks that "cobble together existing tech in such a way as to bypass legal challenges in an industry" was the key to making embarrassing amounts of money.

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Finch Makes Words @the-finchy-omnibus.neocities.org · 19/10/2026

Corrolary: do they say it with the DreamWorks smirk on their face the whole time?

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Finch Makes Words @the-finchy-omnibus.neocities.org · 17/10/2026

Reborn in Another World, I Use my Level 99 Cheat Power to Introduce the Dark Lord to the World of Puppy Play.

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Finch Makes Words @the-finchy-omnibus.neocities.org · 17/10/2026

For the longest time I thought Zootopia was some modestly popular webcomic that people liked to make smutty art of. The dread I felt when I saw the first commercials and realized the funny sex fox was real and in a Disney movie was palpable.

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Finch Makes Words @the-finchy-omnibus.neocities.org · 17/10/2026

Tight, slutty bootyshorts with "YCH" written on the butt

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Finch Makes Words @the-finchy-omnibus.neocities.org · 13/10/2026

Chapter 17 of the SeptENMber Saga is now live. This one features large men, overgrown castles and l a r g e m e n the-finchy-omnibus.neocities.org/fantasy/enmf...

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Finch Makes Words @the-finchy-omnibus.neocities.org · 13/10/2026

Chapter 17 of the SeptENMber Saga is now live. This one features large men, overgrown castles and l a r g e m e n the-finchy-omnibus.neocities.org/fantasy/enmf...

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Finch Makes Words @the-finchy-omnibus.neocities.org · 14/10/2026

I've made it a point to at least attempt to do the challenge every year for the past long while and I will not be deterred by the silly gooseness of the people who introduced me to it.

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Finch Makes Words @the-finchy-omnibus.neocities.org · 13/10/2026

Want to read the entire story from the beginning? Check out the table of contents here the-finchy-omnibus.neocities.org/fantasy/enmf...

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Finch Makes Words @the-finchy-omnibus.neocities.org · 13/10/2026

Friendly reminder that NaNoWriMo isn't real anymore, because the org behind it was full of silly gooses who sucked, but you should totally take the challenge and write a bunch of words anyway for funsies.

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Finch Makes Words @the-finchy-omnibus.neocities.org · 09/10/2026

Chapter 16 of the SeptENMber Saga is live. This chapter features comeuppances, amateur wizard fights and actually in all seriousness cw: non-consent themes. the-finchy-omnibus.neocities.org/fantasy/enmf...

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Finch Makes Words @the-finchy-omnibus.neocities.org · 09/10/2026

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Finch Makes Words @the-finchy-omnibus.neocities.org · 09/10/2026

People who've never been in a crisis (or who think the world's gonna move heaven and earth to save them afterwards) think of incoming crises in terms of momentary inconvenience and not long term problems. They're worried about traffic, not starvation.

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Finch Makes Words @the-finchy-omnibus.neocities.org · 09/10/2026

My roommate watches compilation videos of "disturbing" events caught on camera on his second monitor, and the thing that stood out to me was that this guy would show attempted murder on screen but refused to say the word "drugs."

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Finch Makes Words @the-finchy-omnibus.neocities.org · 09/10/2026

The ES canon is one of the most richly textured ones out there, and it's a crying shame that the writers can't seem to think of anything more ambitious than "demons in England" or "dragons in Viking Land"

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Finch Makes Words @the-finchy-omnibus.neocities.org · 09/10/2026

This is what the Empire doesn't want you to know exists!

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Finch Makes Words @the-finchy-omnibus.neocities.org · 09/10/2026

Want to read the entire story from the beginning? Check out the table of contents here: the-finchy-omnibus.neocities.org/fantasy/enmf...

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Finch Makes Words @the-finchy-omnibus.neocities.org · 09/10/2026

It is objectively a regret of mine that I couldn't find the time to do at least a chapter of the SeptENMber Saga DURING SeptENMber. However, we're back on our words as we prepare for Novelember. A new chapter will be live tomorrow.

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Finch Makes Words @the-finchy-omnibus.neocities.org · 02/10/2026

I get my news from some lady at Delphi after she communes directly with Apollo.

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Finch Makes Words @the-finchy-omnibus.neocities.org · 02/10/2026

Change of plans. I'm still gonna read more, probably, but I think my goal for this new year is to start treating drawing practice like exercise. I need to sit down and put hours on a tablet if I ever want to do more than putting hair on an orb to piss off my roommate.

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Finch Makes Words @the-finchy-omnibus.neocities.org · 02/10/2026

"Our AI can give you generic advice about how to improve at a task that you could have gotten a hundred times better from your producers, set up a schedule that you could have done with free software, and give you the correct definition of an English idiom that's trivially easy to search. Also BTS."

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Finch Makes Words @the-finchy-omnibus.neocities.org · 02/10/2026

I think my favorite one of those is when one of them asks the chatbot what he can work on to improve as a drummer and the bot just tells him "work on your rhythm." Like, it's drums. Rhythm is basically all of it. They might as well have said "try hitting the skin part more often."

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Finch Makes Words @the-finchy-omnibus.neocities.org · 26/09/2026

"Snake, why don't you use your box to sneak into that facility?" "I can't." "Why not?" *Camera pans to Nala sitting in the box like a stereotypical cat.*

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Finch Makes Words @the-finchy-omnibus.neocities.org · 25/09/2026

drawing porn, but only the images that come to you via divine inspiration after careful consultation with the archdiocese

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Finch Makes Words @the-finchy-omnibus.neocities.org · 23/09/2026

Friend, I don't know how to deal with somebody lusting after me from ONE angle. You wanna turn my psyche into a panoply of limitless facets you're definitely going to have to get me drunk first.

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Finch Makes Words @the-finchy-omnibus.neocities.org · 23/09/2026

I think regardless of whether you catch Roger in "big dad top" mode or "experiencing vulnerability and trying not to hide it" mode, the important thing is that he's going to demand you delete that picture. Right now. Like right now. Do you *actually* want to die? Delete that picture. Right the fuck-

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Finch Makes Words @the-finchy-omnibus.neocities.org · 23/09/2026

Oh, to be a bisexual exhibitionist on Bi Visibility Day. 🩷💜💙

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Finch Makes Words @the-finchy-omnibus.neocities.org · 22/09/2026

As is tradition, I save my New Year's resolutions for after my birthday, because peer pressure is for losers. I think this year I'm gonna try to be "person who reads books" again. Maybe set an actual reading goal. Maybe finish the things I bought and said I was going to finish. Who knows?

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Finch Makes Words @the-finchy-omnibus.neocities.org · 21/09/2026

Viscera Cleanup Detail putting you in the shoes of the guy whose job is to clean up the end result of a boomer shooter.

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Finch Makes Words @the-finchy-omnibus.neocities.org · 21/09/2026

Day job is going all right, btw. Pretty sure things are going to finally be stable on my end as long as I stick with it.

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Finch Makes Words @the-finchy-omnibus.neocities.org · 18/09/2026

"Respect authority," in this case, doesn't mean "accept the advice of experts beyond your expertise and generally follow rules, including the ones that inconvenience you." It actually means "treat me like a god-king at all times no matter how caustic I am to others."

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Finch Makes Words @the-finchy-omnibus.neocities.org · 18/09/2026

It would appear I have survived another year. I don't know how this keeps happening, but I guess I'm not complaining.

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Finch Makes Words @the-finchy-omnibus.neocities.org · 17/09/2026

You ever wonder what'd happen if, while you were doing your Gardevoir nasty style, you just tilted your head to the side and hawmped down on that psychic chest-horn like some kind of cartilaginous uninipple?

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Finch Makes Words @the-finchy-omnibus.neocities.org · 11/09/2026

My first memory of Arena was a fully voice-acted tutorial duel against the series' BBEG that perfectly encapsulated the feel of an M:tG upset. My first memory of TCG Live is "Accept these terms and conditions. Open this pack. Do you know where the cash shop is? Open this pack."

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Finch Makes Words @the-finchy-omnibus.neocities.org · 11/09/2026

Downloaded the Pokemon TCG app and spent the first ten minutes being deluged with sign-on bonuses and unskippable "here is the spot we want you to click on" sequences. I don't really have words for how skuzzy it feels to be *forced* to open the cash shop before I'm even allowed to look at a deck.

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Finch Makes Words @the-finchy-omnibus.neocities.org · 01/09/2026

Wearing a shirt so big you can *just* get away with not wearing any bottoms 💖

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Finch Makes Words @the-finchy-omnibus.neocities.org · 26/08/2026

Do you think Chewbacca gets captured all the time and keeps pretending to get captured because it's secretly some kind of fetish thing for him? Like some deep religious guilt level "lifedebt" power exchange thing between him and Han Solo the rest of the gang just has to politely ignore?

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Finch Makes Words @the-finchy-omnibus.neocities.org · 25/08/2026

"Could these construction workers, who look like they're building in the background to the Linkin Park's 'In The End' video, really have made a Newton Cradle out of multi-million dollar construction cranes? Adam and Jamie are ready to smash some balls."

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Finch Makes Words @the-finchy-omnibus.neocities.org · 25/08/2026

It will never not be funny to me when I watch old-school Mythbusters and they pull out the "viral video." "A viral video shows someone seemingly doing something crazy. But could it actually be real?" *Cut to the fakest looking video in the history of cameras."

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Finch Makes Words @the-finchy-omnibus.neocities.org · 23/08/2026

Also their whole relationship kind of sort of violates company policy, so... really not into rocking the boat.

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Finch Makes Words @the-finchy-omnibus.neocities.org · 23/08/2026

Roger and Ian's relationship actually started because of *other* people fucking so hard they got noise complaints, so Roger is super aware and vigilant about that kind of thing in particular.

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Finch Makes Words @the-finchy-omnibus.neocities.org · 22/08/2026

I've said this a million times, but the only people who want their "placeholder" assets to look polished are either liars who wanted to get away with using the Plagiarism Machine, or Yandere Simulator types who want to lie about the state of their project. Neither is a good look.

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Finch Makes Words @the-finchy-omnibus.neocities.org · 22/08/2026

So, in a few days I'm going to start a full-time job for the first time in over a year. Tomorrow I'm going to a wedding. Things are going okay for me, apparently, and to be honest I couldn't tell you when that started happening.

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