𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐊, @the-farmhand.bsky.social · 12/01/2026He's using his off day to play a little bit of his new game. 050
𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐊, @the-farmhand.bsky.social · 10/01/2026Oof, that must be difficult. Say, would you care for an exclusive interview about it? 010
𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐊, @the-farmhand.bsky.social · 10/01/2026He doesn't watch horror movies. They're scary and he doesn't like to feel scared. 020
𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐊, @the-farmhand.bsky.social · 10/01/2026He is /not/ writing fanfiction. He is writing his own original story about a billionaire man falling in love with a small town, farm guy. No self insert here, Smallville isn't actually that small. 040
Reposted by 𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐊,𝑫𝒖𝒌𝒆 𝑻𝒉𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒔 @signalofhope.bsky.social · 10/09/2025𝑭𝒐𝒓𝒈𝒆𝒅 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒅𝒐𝒘𝒔 𝒕𝒐 𝒃𝒆𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝑮𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒎'𝒔 𝒔𝒖𝒏𝒍𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ --- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Signal, Duke Thomas 48283
𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐊, @the-farmhand.bsky.social · 09/01/2026Now that the holidays are done, I was hoping to come back to work with all the energy, but... They moved my table to the archive closet again... 000
𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐊, @the-farmhand.bsky.social · 04/01/2026Awh, he thinks my smile is pretty— wait I don't have super red trunks 000
𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐊, @the-farmhand.bsky.social · 24/12/2025Absolutely writing everything the fuck down to post on the gazette. 011
𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐊, @the-farmhand.bsky.social · 22/12/2025...what if the Mayor gets pissed at me and comes after the farm...? 000
𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐊, @the-farmhand.bsky.social · 22/12/2025YOU THINK? I just handed in the piece for tomorrow's papers and I've been doubting it a little, but we even got some pictures... It's such a gaudy car, too, vibrant red and all. 000
𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐊, @the-farmhand.bsky.social · 21/12/2025The Mayor was seen driving a brand new sports car after announcing budget cuts. 000
𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐊, @the-farmhand.bsky.social · 21/12/2025Man, Jimmy from Daily Planet is too cool, I don't think he'd wanna befriend Clark from the gossip column of the Smallville Gazette. 000
𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐊, @the-farmhand.bsky.social · 21/12/2025Man, I'm all confused now. New names, new faces... Is this because I'm workin' overtime and my brain is givin' me a hard weekend? I promised Momma I'd rest durin' this next week, but I still have one day to go... 000
𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐊, @the-farmhand.bsky.social · 21/12/2025Oh. Well, people usually want to make new friendships, but I respect it. 000
𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐊, @the-farmhand.bsky.social · 21/12/2025You're not makin' yourself sound any less suspicious, rocks ain't usually green n' glowy. 010
𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐊, @the-farmhand.bsky.social · 21/12/2025I exist to balance out the over power of the other Kal's. 000
𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐊, @the-farmhand.bsky.social · 20/12/2025He made Mama's famous pie to bring with him to the office and no one touched the dang thing. It's just... Just a little burnt. It still tastes great. 010
𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐊, @the-farmhand.bsky.social · 15/12/2025I can finally leave... MAMA MARTHA I'M COMING HOME SWEETHEART 000
𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐊, @the-farmhand.bsky.social · 15/12/2025// OH JINGLE JINGLE REDACTED YOU GOT ME WITH THAT ONE 000
𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐊, @the-farmhand.bsky.social · 15/12/2025You have to convince them to not make me go back there. 000
𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐊, @the-farmhand.bsky.social · 15/12/2025I've seen you, and I've seen me, and I've seen all of us, on top of Lex Luthor. 000
𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐊, @the-farmhand.bsky.social · 15/12/2025I've seen things you wouldn't believe. I've seen Batman fall, crumbling like a decrepit building. I've seen Alfred succumb to his age, withering like the pages of a well read book. I've seen... oh, the horrors... Oliver Queen spend a night with John Constantine. 000
𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐊, @the-farmhand.bsky.social · 15/12/2025The black room... the black space room... when you log out... 010