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𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐊,

@the-farmhand.bsky.social
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❛ 𝐊𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐄 ❜ — 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵’𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘢𝘯 𝘦𝘮𝘣𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘯𝘢𝘮𝘦, 𝘮𝘢... &&. 𝐒𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐕𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐄; 𝘧𝘶𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘶𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘳, 𝙝𝙤𝙥𝙚𝙛𝙪𝙡𝙡𝙮. 𝐃𝐂𝐑𝐏 | AI, MINORS & LEWD 𝘿𝙉𝙄. —— 𝐿𝑂𝑉𝐸𝐷 𝐵𝑌 𝑩𝑬𝑨𝑼.

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𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐊, @the-farmhand.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
He's using his off day to play a little bit of his new game.
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𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐊, @the-farmhand.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
I just... I just walked out...
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𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐊, @the-farmhand.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
But? What have I done?
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𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐊, @the-farmhand.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
That seems extreme.
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.𖥔 ݁𝐆𝐎𝐒𝐒𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐑ᯓ★ @incorporealism.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
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𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐊, @the-farmhand.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Dreamy sigh.
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𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐊, @the-farmhand.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
I don't know, he's kind of... Handsome.
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𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐊, @the-farmhand.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
🧍
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𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐊, @the-farmhand.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
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𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐊, @the-farmhand.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Cool! We'd do it under your own terms, of course!
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𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐊, @the-farmhand.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Oof, that must be difficult. Say, would you care for an exclusive interview about it?
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𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐊, @the-farmhand.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
He doesn't watch horror movies. They're scary and he doesn't like to feel scared.
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𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐊, @the-farmhand.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
He is /not/ writing fanfiction. He is writing his own original story about a billionaire man falling in love with a small town, farm guy. No self insert here, Smallville isn't actually that small.
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𝑫𝒖𝒌𝒆 𝑻𝒉𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒔 @signalofhope.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
𝑭𝒐𝒓𝒈𝒆𝒅 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒅𝒐𝒘𝒔 𝒕𝒐 𝒃𝒆𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝑮𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒎'𝒔 𝒔𝒖𝒏𝒍𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ --- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Signal, Duke Thomas
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𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐊, @the-farmhand.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Now that the holidays are done, I was hoping to come back to work with all the energy, but... They moved my table to the archive closet again...
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𝗔𝗿𝘁𝗲𝗺𝗶𝘀. 🏹 @bowhilt.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
an indie portrayal of artemis crock, from the young justice series— going off both the comic books and the show itself, as well as personal headcanons and inspiration.

account is mdni and dd:dne, this account will contain topics such as self-hate, abuse, murder, death and other darker topics.

scripted by the wind, they/them

artemis is twenty-five years old, uses she/her pronouns.
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݁⋆⭒˚.⋆𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐎𝐍𝐈 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐖𝐍𝐄. @i-nterlac.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
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𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐊, @the-farmhand.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Awh, he thinks my smile is pretty— wait I don't have super red trunks
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𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐊, @the-farmhand.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Absolutely writing everything the fuck down to post on the gazette.
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𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐊, @the-farmhand.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
...what if the Mayor gets pissed at me and comes after the farm...?
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𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐊, @the-farmhand.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
YOU THINK? I just handed in the piece for tomorrow's papers and I've been doubting it a little, but we even got some pictures... It's such a gaudy car, too, vibrant red and all.
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𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐊, @the-farmhand.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
The Mayor was seen driving a brand new sports car after announcing budget cuts.
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𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐊, @the-farmhand.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
But she has the Gossip Column of THE Daily Planet.
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𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐊, @the-farmhand.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Yeah! Yeah, I am.
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𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐊, @the-farmhand.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Journalist? 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
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𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐊, @the-farmhand.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Man, Jimmy from Daily Planet is too cool, I don't think he'd wanna befriend Clark from the gossip column of the Smallville Gazette.
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𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐊, @the-farmhand.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Man, I'm all confused now. New names, new faces... Is this because I'm workin' overtime and my brain is givin' me a hard weekend? I promised Momma I'd rest durin' this next week, but I still have one day to go...
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𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐊, @the-farmhand.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
And isn't that illegal?
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𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐊, @the-farmhand.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Oh. Well, people usually want to make new friendships, but I respect it.
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𝗖K. @breakreality.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
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𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐊, @the-farmhand.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
You're not makin' yourself sound any less suspicious, rocks ain't usually green n' glowy.
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𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐊, @the-farmhand.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
I'm watching you, boy.
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𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐊, @the-farmhand.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
...okay? You're odd. Do I know you?
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𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐊, @the-farmhand.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Good! They better stay not-drugs!
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𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐊, @the-farmhand.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Just a warning! I'll call the police.
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𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐊, @the-farmhand.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
...? What do you mean?
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𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐊, @the-farmhand.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Is it not? Like, the blue rocks on that drug show.
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𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐊, @the-farmhand.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Please don't bring drugs to the farm.
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𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐊, @the-farmhand.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
I exist to balance out the over power of the other Kal's.
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𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐊, @the-farmhand.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
He made Mama's famous pie to bring with him to the office and no one touched the dang thing. It's just... Just a little burnt. It still tastes great.
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𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐊, @the-farmhand.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
I just had the weirdest dream. Huh.
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𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐊, @the-farmhand.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
...
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𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐊, @the-farmhand.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
I can finally leave... MAMA MARTHA I'M COMING HOME SWEETHEART
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𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐊, @the-farmhand.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
// OH JINGLE JINGLE REDACTED YOU GOT ME WITH THAT ONE
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𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐊, @the-farmhand.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
You have to convince them to not make me go back there.
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𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐊, @the-farmhand.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
I've seen you, and I've seen me, and I've seen all of us, on top of Lex Luthor.
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𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐊, @the-farmhand.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
I've seen things you wouldn't believe. I've seen Batman fall, crumbling like a decrepit building. I've seen Alfred succumb to his age, withering like the pages of a well read book. I've seen... oh, the horrors... Oliver Queen spend a night with John Constantine.
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𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐊, @the-farmhand.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
The black room... the black space room... when you log out...
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