"Wait a sec, I thought only my fingers and toes stuck to surfaces..."

Stay out of my yard!

"Help me, Ody-won Kenosseus. You're my only hope."

One of you is going to have to put on 100% more clothes.

Chewitel thinks very hard about which shaped peg goes in the square hole

"Shh! If I hold really still, he'll think I'm a Nikki-shaped hole in the door."

At long last, Tom managed to point his satellite dish just the right way to pick up ESPN.

Ana made sure the deflector shield was down before she made the jump to light speed.

Cynthia was very upset that the Cha Cha Slide is no longer played at big parties

There's that thumb again, taunting me to fight it.

“I know the booster seat violates several New Republic safety codes, but he gets carsick in the cup holder.”

The last thing you see before they pull out the memory neuralizer

BTS really had to up their security after the last fan went crazy

"All together now! 'HOT PATOOTIE! BLESS MY SOUL! REALLY LOVE THAT ROCK 'N' ROLL!'"

Glen Powell is really excited to see his finger.

Matt learns the hard way that bat guano doesn't taste like guacamole

That face when the fashion police find you on a bad day

Not knowing what else to do, Ryan decides to try opening the sunroof and the glove compartment AT THE SAME TIME BECAUSE IT'S GOTTA WORK, IT'S JUST GOTTA!!!!!

"You think maybe we'd look more badass if we kind of held our swords sideways? Let's try that."

Timothee just couldn't accept that the Babe Ruth move only really worked in baseball.

I can shooooooow you the world!

Being low on food, Rachel decides to spear the annoying chatty couple in seats H7 & 8.

"You're sure they couldn't have seated us even further apart? Human contact is awful for my pores."

If your palm is on the table than you like girls.

"BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THOSE TOSSED SALADS AND SCRAMBLED EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Ho ho ho, Merry Abridgemas! Get in the spirit of the season by snarking all over your cherished childhood memories with our collection of Abridged Scripts for Christmas films, and also Die Hard!

"And if my deductions are correct, it was in fact ONE OF US... who just parked this car."

Red Lobster's choose your own toddler tank didn't take off as well as their lobsters

Arnold realizes that maybe this isn't the bathroom after all.

When you tell your teen the wifi is down

Despite endless updates, the Jared program kept crashing when given the "match the shapes with their holes" test.

Do not stare directly at the Taco Bell bathroom

When daddy's "got your nosey" gets too out of hand

Us too, Ice. Us too.

In hindsight, dressing up as Heath Ledger's Joker for "Dress as your Hero" day was poor taste.

Don't judge her. If you were standing this closely to him, you'd sneak a peek down there too.

"Don't worry team, my plan is foolproof! As long as Galactus doesn't somehow deduce our exact location, ha ha ha."

The first iteration of The Beatles looked very different from the iconic band we know now.

"Sorry about your apartment building Lois. That sometimes happens when I get, um, excited."

In this episode, Zod forces Superman to perform "I'm a Little Teapot"

Spot the jackass.

"What do you mean it's not 'TOQUE'? What other word has the O and the Q there?! FUCK YOU, WORDLE!!"

"My God, Mrs. Maisel really IS marvelous! How can we defeat her?!?"