Reposted by ErikThe Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026“He definitely isn’t fluent, and I doubt he’ll ever get there, but he’s truly come a long way from being unable to pronounce a single word intelligibly.” — Xi Jinpingtheonion.comXi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last VisitWASHINGTON—Marveling at how his American counterpart’s grasp of the difficult language had progressed, Chinese leader Xi Jinping told reporters Thursday that he was deeply impressed with how much Pres... 383812576
Erik @the-drum-doctor.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Again, not a drag queen.huffpost.comPastor Accused Of Cyberstalking Estranged Wife And Posting Her Nude Photo Before Her SuicideFederal authorities described the disgraced pastor's actions as "predatory, measured, and inflicted profound trauma to the victim." 000
Reposted by ErikAaron Parnas @aaronparnas.bsky.social · 16/11/2025NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen. Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it. 13005947736333
Erik @the-drum-doctor.bsky.social · 09/03/2025Another #NotADragQueen -- www.audacy.com/989word/news...audacy.comOconee County Preacher charged with child sex crime chargesAn Oconee County preacher is facing child sex crime charges. The Sheriff’s Office says 57 year old, William Franklin Galbreath of Salem was arrested today on a dozen counts of criminal sexual conduct,... 020
Erik @the-drum-doctor.bsky.social · 05/03/2025www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...huffpost.comSupreme Court Says Trump Administration Must Release Frozen Foreign Aid FundsThe court denied Trump's bid to delay releasing $2 billion in USAID funds. 010
Erik @the-drum-doctor.bsky.social · 24/02/2025Let's say you were forming a band - Stanley Clarke, Stanley Jordan, Paul Stanley - but you needed a few more members. Could you say, quite literally, that you were underStan'd? 020
Erik @the-drum-doctor.bsky.social · 05/02/2025Breaking News: Donald Trump has been infected with a new form of 'Turd Flu', which leaves its victims incoherent and increasingly full of shit. Concerns are it has infected his whole cabinet, and is moving on to the House and Senate. 010
Erik @the-drum-doctor.bsky.social · 19/01/2025So they could totally do a Archie Bunker remake, but in this one Archie and Edith and cool Gen-X'ers, and their daughter's boyfriend is a racist Trump supporter. 010