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The Daily Dread @the-dailydread.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

Voting Booths Add DNA Tests to Ensure All Voters Are At Least ¾ White And ¼ Bald Eagle

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The Daily Dread @the-dailydread.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

Interviewed NASCAR Attendees Say They Don’t Really Like Other Races

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The Daily Dread @the-dailydread.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

ICE Agent Deeply Remorseful After Accidentally Shooting Armed Hostile

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The Daily Dread @the-dailydread.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

“I’m Just Glad Our Government Isn’t That Oppressive” Says Iranian Citizen

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The Daily Dread @the-dailydread.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

Secretary of Health RFK Jr. Brags He Can Tell What Illness Someone Has Just by Reading Their Autopsy Report

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The Daily Dread @the-dailydread.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

US Government Rounds Up All the Journalists to Make Sure the Bad Guys Can’t Get to Them

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The Daily Dread @the-dailydread.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

Stranger Things Finale Reveals the Real Strange Things Were the Friends We Made Along the Way

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The Daily Dread @the-dailydread.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

Greenland Acts Like Our Ally and That’s What Makes Them Dangerous

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The Daily Dread @the-dailydread.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

Congress to Weigh in on the Ethics of Invading our Own Ally

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The Daily Dread @the-dailydread.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

Trump Excited to Meet All the Hobbits in Greenland

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The Daily Dread @the-dailydread.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

Person With No Grasp on Reality Very Optimistic About the Future

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The Daily Dread @the-dailydread.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

Trump Pardons the Grinch for Stealing Christmas Saying It Was All Just a Big Misunderstanding

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The Daily Dread @the-dailydread.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

Netflix Acquires WB Games, Becoming the Second Most Used N-Word by Gamers

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The Daily Dread @the-dailydread.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

Trump Receives Nobel’s Coveted “Participation” Trophy

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The Daily Dread @the-dailydread.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene Resigns After Realizing She’s a Majorie Failure

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The Daily Dread @the-dailydread.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

New Twitter Location Label Reveals Many Users Posting in a State of Delusion

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The Daily Dread @the-dailydread.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

Trump Copies Putin’s Peace Plan Homework but Forgets to Change the Name

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The Daily Dread @the-dailydread.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

Average Reading Grade Level of Gen Z is Also 6-7

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The Daily Dread @the-dailydread.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

Tomahawk Missile Obliterates Bathtub Toy Boat Over Drug Trafficking Suspicions

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The Daily Dread @the-dailydread.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

Therapist Dying to Tell You to Get a Better Haircut

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The Daily Dread @the-dailydread.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

ICE Agents Last Seen Pursuing Princess Leia and the Death Star Plans

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The Daily Dread @the-dailydread.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

Stranger Things Season 5 Dangerously Close to Making Will an Interesting Character

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The Daily Dread @the-dailydread.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

People Complaining About Air Traffic Cuts Should Just Suck It Up and Use Their Private Jets Like the Rest of Us

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The Daily Dread @the-dailydread.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

Kanye Hires Private Investigator to Find the Marbles He Lost

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The Daily Dread @the-dailydread.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

Instead of the Politically Incorrect “Happy Thanksgiving!” Say “Gobble Gobble! Go Choke on a Mashed Potato!”

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The Daily Dread @the-dailydread.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

Most of US Government Budget Spent Treating Hand Cramps from Constantly Rewriting History

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The Daily Dread @the-dailydread.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

After Madagascar Military Coup, When Asked When Public Elections Will Be, Military Simply Says, “I Like to Move It, Move It”

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The Daily Dread @the-dailydread.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

Local Police Force Loses Baking Competition Yet Again Due to a Few Bad Apples

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The Daily Dread @the-dailydread.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

Guys, I’m Starting to Think Some Rich People Aren’t That Great

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The Daily Dread @the-dailydread.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

Researchers Discover That All Food is Grab & Go If You Dine and Dash

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The Daily Dread @the-dailydread.bsky.social · 16/11/2025

Livestreamed Childbirth Closest Anyone on Twitch Has Come to Actual Labor

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The Daily Dread @the-dailydread.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

Madagascar Protests Interrupted by Four Penguins

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The Daily Dread @the-dailydread.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

For The Last Time, There’s No Such Thing as an Epstein File Reveal Cake, Please Stop Calling

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The Daily Dread @the-dailydread.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

Man on Deathbed’s Only Regret is Not Doing More for the Shareholders

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The Daily Dread @the-dailydread.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

Robot Replace Me? I’d Like to See a Robot Show Up Two Hours Late and Do a Mediocre Job

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The Daily Dread @the-dailydread.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

Heat Death of the Universe Delayed So the Devs Have a Bit More Time to Polish It

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The Daily Dread @the-dailydread.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

Peruvian Citizens Starting to Question Political System of Exclusively Having Bribery Focused Presidents

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The Daily Dread @the-dailydread.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Madagascar Military Also Overthrows Table After Losing at Scrabble

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The Daily Dread @the-dailydread.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

Vietnam Invades America to Prevent Further Spread of Capitalism

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The Daily Dread @the-dailydread.bsky.social · 03/11/2025

NPC Cat Hopes Druid Runs Out of Spell Slots for Speak with Animals Soon

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The Daily Dread @the-dailydread.bsky.social · 03/11/2025

This One Trick Feels Illegal and That’s Because It Is, Click to Learn More

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The Daily Dread @the-dailydread.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

For the Last Time Sir, We Don’t Have Any RFK Jr. Masks at This or Any Spirit Halloween, Please Stop Calling

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The Daily Dread @the-dailydread.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

“What Is Everyone So Mad About?” Says Man Who Hasn’t Checked the News in a Year and is Also the President

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The Daily Dread @the-dailydread.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

Economist Explains to AC/DC What You Do for Money

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The Daily Dread @the-dailydread.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

“I’ll Renovate a Hundred Rooms Before I Rebuild My Marriage” says Trump

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The Daily Dread @the-dailydread.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

This Halloween, Make Your Cooking Extra Spooky by Only Using Expired Ingredients

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The Daily Dread @the-dailydread.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

Washington Post Changes Slogan to “Democracy Dies If You Use an Ad Blocker”

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The Daily Dread @the-dailydread.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

Jackie Chan Picks Up End Table at Furniture Store, Nearby Ruffians Run in Fear

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The Daily Dread @the-dailydread.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

US Gives Argentina 40 Billion Dollars in Exchange for a News Headline

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The Daily Dread @the-dailydread.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

After Robbery, Louvre Manager Reassures Us the Real Priceless Artifacts Are the Friends We Made Along the Way

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