The Caretaker @the-caretaker.bsky.social · 12/01/2026Every Age has a finite end. This too shall pass, Dweller. Yet we do not have to endure it passively. 0101
The Caretaker @the-caretaker.bsky.social · 04/12/2025Winter has since swept throughout Thedas proper, but the best has yet to come: Festive hams and pies... and burning logs that put off toxic smoke. 020
The Caretaker @the-caretaker.bsky.social · 10/09/2025Life is cyclical, Dweller. Nothing is permanent. The seasons end but begin anew, and so to shall friendships and bonds be strengthened as we come together once more. 031
The Caretaker @the-caretaker.bsky.social · 27/07/2025Dweller, I know not what labubu means. The winds caution against learning its meaning. 1184
Reposted by The CaretakerMaphel NSFW🔞 @maphel.bsky.social · 17/07/2025I'm opening two slots for Colored Commissions this month. As a thank you for 200 followers, Second characters are free! To streamline contact, I've whipped up a handy dandy google form for those who are interested: forms.gle/NMkqnjfrsNdx... TOS & Other information will be in the replies below 👇 1109
The Caretaker @the-caretaker.bsky.social · 28/06/2025Watch the musical "Rent" during Pride Month and take 5000 damage, Dweller. It's good for character development. 000
The Caretaker @the-caretaker.bsky.social · 25/06/2025Are we being gay enough this Pride Month, Dweller? 020
The Caretaker @the-caretaker.bsky.social · 20/05/2025Take this, Dweller. You will need it on your journey. [ They offer up a single plate of Birria tacos] 150
Reposted by The CaretakerThe Caretaker @the-caretaker.bsky.social · 28/12/2024I catch you in my loving arms. Then I swaddle you and return you to the land. You do not remember any of this because of the trauma of falling thousands of meters through endless space. A real doozy. 0133
Reposted by The CaretakerMaphel NSFW🔞 @maphel.bsky.social · 25/04/2025WHEW. The horrors persist. Opening an emergency slot for an Icon in this style for $60, just like the OG opening. 11410
The Caretaker @the-caretaker.bsky.social · 25/04/2025Be careful, Dweller. With one foot in the future and one in the past, you must be mindful lest you receive a surprise cockshot from the present. 093
The Caretaker @the-caretaker.bsky.social · 29/03/2025Dweller, if you thought THIS was bad. Just wait until the Spirits are waking you up at 3am to whisper about The Horrors. 040
Reposted by The CaretakerMinrathous Dream Events @tevenedreamevents.bsky.social · 08/03/2025Ooc: Tomorrow I will still answer any messages regarding the different characters in the venue! If you need Wonderment, the Waitstaff or Inspiration (The sketch artist) don't hesitate to let me know and tomorrow I'll check it out 🥰 Oh and in case someone doesn't know, I'm Viago's account too ☺️ 0124
The Caretaker @the-caretaker.bsky.social · 07/03/2025Be warned, Dwellers. Should anything go amiss due to your misconduct at the wedding... [The Caretaker clasps their hands over their hollow chest, peering out over the Fade as they trail off.] 190
The Caretaker @the-caretaker.bsky.social · 07/03/2025@itsmecole.bsky.social @bellara-lutare.bsky.social [The Caretaker arrives later than intended, but with gifts in tow] Newlyweds, who have found peace in their union and solace in the arms of their beloved... ... I bring Tupperware. For all your leftovers, snacks, and meal prepping. 2110
Reposted by The CaretakerBioWare Problems @biowareproblems.bsky.social · 05/03/2025If you made it through this, you can make it to Friday 3238104
The Caretaker @the-caretaker.bsky.social · 02/03/2025Dweller, the tides recede as the Spirits whisper of warmth and revelry... there's an island we must travel to... Margaritaville .... 291
Reposted by The CaretakerMaphel NSFW🔞 @maphel.bsky.social · 01/03/2025✨ MARCH COMMISSIONS ARE NOW OPEN ✨ You can contact me here on bsky or email my work email (maphel.workemail@yahoo.com) I'm opening two slots for this month, and I'll quote this when they're filled. 22021
The Caretaker @the-caretaker.bsky.social · 25/02/2025We learned nothing about NOT swallowing crystals... 290
The Caretaker @the-caretaker.bsky.social · 20/02/2025Blue Raspberry Slushie, save me. Save me, Blue Raspberry Slushie. 030
The Caretaker @the-caretaker.bsky.social · 15/02/2025[OOC] // Apologies everyone :( I have to duck out for tonight. I have an opening shift tomorrow. Have fun!!! Ty Tarquin & Viper writers for the event <3 mwah mwah 060
The Caretaker @the-caretaker.bsky.social · 15/02/2025Perhaps I was mistaken: 500 hamburgers 500 fried fish sticks 100 plates of gold leaf painted Wyvern Fillets 100 plates of Grilled Rivaini Salmon A Salad Buffet bar with fresh vegetables and greens from Arlathan Forest And a Wedding Cake. 080
The Caretaker @the-caretaker.bsky.social · 14/02/2025My catering: 500 hamburgers from Culver's and 500 fried fish sticks from Hal's. 2120
The Caretaker @the-caretaker.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Dweller, what day is it? Have I missed the Vipperquin wedding? 150
Reposted by The CaretakerFelassan @theslowarrow.bsky.social · 08/02/2025If you can help my friend in any way, even just reskeeting this, please do~ 022
The Caretaker @the-caretaker.bsky.social · 08/02/2025Dweller, would you still love me if I was a worm? 280
The Caretaker @the-caretaker.bsky.social · 07/02/2025Remember to stay up to date on your vaccinations, Dweller. Otherwise you'll get possessed by things like "Tuberculosis" and "COVID" and "The Flu". 090
The Caretaker @the-caretaker.bsky.social · 04/02/2025Dweller, do you ever wonder what the hell was up with the Silent Hill franchise? 290
Reposted by The CaretakerSPITE. @spitefully.bsky.social · 01/02/2025I SAID. FUCK. DA VENATORI. BUT. NOT. LIKE. THAT. 1142
Reposted by The Caretaker⚷ @birdheartedgirl.bsky.social · 31/01/2025like empathy compassion isn't selective but hate is 06819
Reposted by The Caretaker✪ Beware the Gray Ghost ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 30/01/2025If you have students who are trans no you don’t. If you have students of color who may be affected by ICE no you don’t. If anyone asks you gender or racial the makeup of your class you don’t have to tell them. Protect your class and protect your students by not complying in advance. They trust you. 4159582631
The Caretaker @the-caretaker.bsky.social · 31/01/2025Not now, Dweller. Caretaker needs to huff a line to deal with the horrors. 3152
The Caretaker @the-caretaker.bsky.social · 31/01/2025It is important to remember that the poor man has more in common with the hopeful immigrant than he does an arrogant king. Do not let them tell you otherwise, Dweller. 0115
The Caretaker @the-caretaker.bsky.social · 31/01/2025Dweller, attempting to reason with fascists won't work. You must throw them off a balcony. 12411
Reposted by The Caretakeranna ☄️🎧 @bastilas.bsky.social · 29/01/2025ea/bioware's business strategy: 25115
Reposted by The CaretakerDavid Gaider @davidgaider.bsky.social · 30/01/2025I'll echo Mike here and highly recommend both Karin and Patrick to anyone looking for a fantastic and highly-experienced editor or writer, respectively. And, just once, I'd like to see a studio announce these kinds of layoffs without making it sound like a cheery plus for the company. 18904110
The Caretaker @the-caretaker.bsky.social · 28/01/2025// Apologies to everyone waiting. Not sure when I'll be getting back into it, i'm a little busy. 040
The Caretaker @the-caretaker.bsky.social · 27/01/2025// If you're into harassment campaigns pls block me. Button is right there. I do not want to deal with any of you. 12713
The Caretaker @the-caretaker.bsky.social · 27/01/2025// "Blocked me for-" I blocked you for running a harassment campaign. 090
The Caretaker @the-caretaker.bsky.social · 27/01/2025// Reminder to the community at large we do not need to Dog pile. I got pissed too, and I understand everyone else also being furious, but there's a limit. + 190
The Caretaker @the-caretaker.bsky.social · 27/01/2025// "This is about Star Wars" but then outright says shit about Teia. Get a load of this fucking wanker, holy hell. 072
The Caretaker @the-caretaker.bsky.social · 27/01/2025// Stopping the sillies and the funs for a second. When someone writes a character who isn't the same skin color as them, it does not make them racist. That's fucking ridiculous. Get your shit together. 1122
The Caretaker @the-caretaker.bsky.social · 26/01/2025// Looks into the camera. Gives a weak thumbs up. 390