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Rose_the_bungler

@the-bungler.bsky.social
622 followers 399 following 4.6K posts

artsy fartsy whore(MDNI) I'm a trans lass born in Feb 2004(do the math) who does stuff but mostly shitposts. if u want my silly content earlier find my Twitter it shouldn't be too tricky. On the upside only my best makes it here. 💥CW: I make stupid jokes💥

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Rose_the_bungler @the-bungler.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
huge dyke with a huge dick
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Rose_the_bungler @the-bungler.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
i will never rim someone... unless they make chinese food...
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Rose_the_bungler @the-bungler.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
when bro says he's "Mine crafting" but you know he's on some low-key anarchist shit
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Rose_the_bungler @the-bungler.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
i can barely stay awake any longer, the e penis is taking over.
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Rose_the_bungler @the-bungler.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
bro telling me his trauma and i got hard. kms.
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Rose_the_bungler @the-bungler.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Chris Pratt to play Jesus Christ in the sequel to "Passion of the Christ" – he's just so fucking cool.
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Rose_the_bungler @the-bungler.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
you say gg for 'good game' i say gg for "good girl" we probably are not the same.
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Rose_the_bungler @the-bungler.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Everyone knows girlboss. But few know of the rare boyboss and the legendary enboss.
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Rose_the_bungler @the-bungler.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Me (dying): I see a light Officer (with a flashlight in my eyes): go towards it. You can rest now. My soul: (gets sucked into his flashlight to power it for a thousand more years)
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Rose_the_bungler @the-bungler.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You said you love me, but you won't let me consume your flesh. #liarsneverprosper
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Rose_the_bungler @the-bungler.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Obama talking to Jesus
Obama- If I was gay I'd be like: let me be queer. 
Jesus- 😂
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Rose_the_bungler @the-bungler.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
send me your favorite Minecraft porn
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Rose_the_bungler @the-bungler.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Call me Evil Ronald Reagan the way I'm "removing" crack from minority neighborhoods.
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Rose_the_bungler @the-bungler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i think eating vienna sausages at a formative age subconsciously made into small dicks.
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Rose_the_bungler @the-bungler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Don't cancel me... but all these skeletons look alike to me.
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Rose_the_bungler @the-bungler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Would you rather have a dick with a knot in it like a dog, or a prehensile penis like a dolphin?
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Rose_the_bungler @the-bungler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Jawing defeat from the snatch of victory
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Rose_the_bungler @the-bungler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"You know what this country is missing? and before you say it, it's not lower gas prices or affordable housing or healthcare or something stupid like that. It's actually dead kids, we *REALLY* need more kids killing themselves."
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Rose_the_bungler @the-bungler.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"The Jews made me have sexual relations with that woman"
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Rose_the_bungler @the-bungler.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
All men are evil. But dudes are pretty cool.
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Rose_the_bungler @the-bungler.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
fuck you and that big round pussy you came from!
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Rose_the_bungler @the-bungler.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
10 years ago if you told me I would be flirting with strangers I met on Spotify through Spotify I would've beat your ass and called you a dumbass.
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Rose_the_bungler @the-bungler.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Your blood pressure is unusually high" Said the attractive nurse who had the cuff on my dick.
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Rose_the_bungler @the-bungler.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Why are they called Tgirls when they very infamously have no T?
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Rose_the_bungler @the-bungler.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I have a dream that one day boymoding is just wearing a blue dress instead of a pink one.
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Rose_the_bungler @the-bungler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Me: Thank God it was just a dream, that long grueling and brutal mass shooting wasn't real! My dick: boi-oi-oing!
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Rose_the_bungler @the-bungler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Kamala Harris vs Saul Goodman
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Rose_the_bungler @the-bungler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
AI music? I prefer a gay guy's huge dick.
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Rose_the_bungler @the-bungler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Who needs drugs? I can be delusional as fuck completely sober.
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Rose_the_bungler @the-bungler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Concidence? I don't think so. What is Clay trying to tell us?
aromatic flagdreamsexual fag
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Rose_the_bungler @the-bungler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Girldick? I wish a girl would be a dick to me! 🫦
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Rose_the_bungler @the-bungler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yeah I'm into LGBT Liquor Guinness Beer Tequila
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Rose_the_bungler @the-bungler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Everyone talking about boypussy but no one ever talks about goypussy.
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Rose_the_bungler @the-bungler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Israel Palestine is a good Litmas test.
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Rose_the_bungler @the-bungler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I grew up watching the nut job as a kid and now I get nutjobs as an adult.
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Rose_the_bungler @the-bungler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What do I think of when I think of... Germany: 1. Hitler 2. WW2 3. Hotdogs Japan: 1. Anime 2. Sushi 3. Mario Italy: 1. Spaghetti 2. Lasagna 3. Oddly enough also Mario
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Rose_the_bungler @the-bungler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Trump For Millstone 2028!
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Rose_the_bungler @the-bungler.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Witness protection but they force you to transition for added security.
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Rose_the_bungler @the-bungler.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Bibi Netanyahu. Bibi Nomoney. Concidence? I doubt it!
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Rose_the_bungler @the-bungler.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A unicorn getting in a car crash would be tragic cuz the airbags would pop immediately on her horn.
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Rose_the_bungler @the-bungler.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Wanna see a magic trick? I can turn myself into a ghost. I can only do this once, so watch closely.
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Rose_the_bungler @the-bungler.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Comic book writers deciding that so and so actually can travel at 500 times the speed of light with absolutely zero repercussions or respect for physics.
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Rose_the_bungler @the-bungler.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Why tf do we have baby shoes? that mf can't even walk? can't they just keep their dogs out?
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Rose_the_bungler @the-bungler.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It's kinda weird how music is the only artistic medium in which its normal to memorize and recite. Like if you memorized an episode of Joe Rogan or Breaking Bad and you start reciting it in time with the episode your friends would (and should) kill you.
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Rose_the_bungler @the-bungler.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Pros and cons of mint gum. Pros: •Breath smell nice •Stronger flavor lasts longer Cons: •Water below room temperature? forget it.
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Rose_the_bungler @the-bungler.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
as a kid i confused politicians and prostitutes... oh how right i was
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Rose_the_bungler @the-bungler.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
To celebrate my one month of sobriety I've decided to try even harder drugs!
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Rose_the_bungler @the-bungler.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Kirked up white boy with a big ol flag busts it down spiritual style. wait is he coated with sauce?
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Rose_the_bungler @the-bungler.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
just a girl full of microplastics getting microsleep with a micropenis
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Rose_the_bungler @the-bungler.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Florida shaped dick son or Maryland shaped pussy daughter?
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