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˚⊱ᵀʰᵉ ᴮʳᵒᵏᵉʳ⊰˚ @the-brok3r.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

I feel like I'm going to throw up man that chocolate milk powder got me fucked up..

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˚⊱ᵀʰᵉ ᴮʳᵒᵏᵉʳ⊰˚ @the-brok3r.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

My cat scratched me nine times for touching a pillow.... Maybe It was the male ones that love people more.

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˚⊱ᵀʰᵉ ᴮʳᵒᵏᵉʳ⊰˚ @the-brok3r.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Oh hey look it's the month of the GAYS! Sweet! Now I can... Legally borrow long toothpaste!

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˚⊱ᵀʰᵉ ᴮʳᵒᵏᵉʳ⊰˚ @the-brok3r.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

|| ' WHAT DO YOU MEAN IM TWO DAYS LATE?! IM ON TIME! ...hah. I HOPE i am on time! Happy new year! (To majority of the civilians out there.) Just... Imagine its new years....for lil ol' me? ..please? ' ||

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˚⊱ᵀʰᵉ ᴮʳᵒᵏᵉʳ⊰˚ @the-brok3r.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

|| « CRAP! I FORGOT SOMETHING. MERRY CHRISTMAS TO THOSE.. WHO'S NAMES DON'T SPELL BANHAMMER OR KATANA! Merry Christmas to my family... Wait who else have I forgot? Probably fine. » ||

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˚⊱ᵀʰᵉ ᴮʳᵒᵏᵉʳ⊰˚ @the-brok3r.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

|| « You know what I want for Christmas? FREEDOM. I need t' see my family again. » ||

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˚⊱ᵀʰᵉ ᴮʳᵒᵏᵉʳ⊰˚ @the-brok3r.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

|| « And remember! If they still don't treat'cha with respect... Bury them in a ditch. Do it. Show no respect back. AHEM... Anyways.. No doctor can diagnose your level of.. uniqueness! That's the word! don't ever let them tell you wrong.» ||

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˚⊱ᵀʰᵉ ᴮʳᵒᵏᵉʳ⊰˚ @the-brok3r.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

|| « What day is it? THE WARDENS BIRTHDAY? OHH BANNY YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.. You get punched 47 times BECAUSE your no-longer 46! I think. You never tell me Anything.

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˚⊱ᵀʰᵉ ᴮʳᵒᵏᵉʳ⊰˚ @the-brok3r.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

|| LET ME OUT OF THIS CAGE- GOOD LORD IT SUCKS. litteraly I've been called a Dumb idiot by the zone itself. ||

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˚⊱ᵀʰᵉ ᴮʳᵒᵏᵉʳ⊰˚ @the-brok3r.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

|| Banhammer is secretly a spider. I just have no way to prove it. ||

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˚⊱ᵀʰᵉ ᴮʳᵒᵏᵉʳ⊰˚ @the-brok3r.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

|| Now that I think about it, what does a snowman look like now. I haven't seen one due to the fact it NEVER SNOWS IN THE BANLANDS. ||

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˚⊱ᵀʰᵉ ᴮʳᵒᵏᵉʳ⊰˚ @the-brok3r.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

|| You know... I have PHUCKING thought about launching katana Into a wall lately, what do you think? And of course, I am still alive! (Haven't been captured by Banhammer again..Not again!) ||

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˚⊱ᵀʰᵉ ᴮʳᵒᵏᵉʳ⊰˚ @the-brok3r.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

Still convinced medkits horns taste like lime and he isn't telling me. So rude..

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˚⊱ᵀʰᵉ ᴮʳᵒᵏᵉʳ⊰˚ @the-brok3r.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

Oh sure sure, a DAD! What splendid excuse! I don't recall hearing about a dad of yours, Banny. I'm still convinced your adopted!

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˚⊱ᵀʰᵉ ᴮʳᵒᵏᵉʳ⊰˚ @the-brok3r.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

I need to raise enough money for my family, I SWEAR I HAVE ONE! It's just my families currency is the Brokercoin! That coin is 100% Legitimate and NOT illegal! Trust me.

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˚⊱ᵀʰᵉ ᴮʳᵒᵏᵉʳ⊰˚ @the-brok3r.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

Mr claus said I'm on the morally ambiguous list. It's a strange way to say good, hm?

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˚⊱ᵀʰᵉ ᴮʳᵒᵏᵉʳ⊰˚ @the-brok3r.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

I REFUSE TO BELIEVE IT, BANNY! YOU LOOK ADOPTED!

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˚⊱ᵀʰᵉ ᴮʳᵒᵏᵉʳ⊰˚ @the-brok3r.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT THIS WOMAN IS BANHAMMERS MOTHER.

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˚⊱ᵀʰᵉ ᴮʳᵒᵏᵉʳ⊰˚ @the-brok3r.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

Every single time I think of the teal trio I think of how the broker pulled Scythe. Even I don't know how I did that! Also here is my...beautiful magnificent son who I'm not planning to chuck at someone walking peacefully to their job!

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˚⊱ᵀʰᵉ ᴮʳᵒᵏᵉʳ⊰˚ @the-brok3r.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

Ok pause. Imagine banhammer, In a pink tutu, And a pink tiara. Sounds pretty cool. Call him Princess Banny!

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˚⊱ᵀʰᵉ ᴮʳᵒᵏᵉʳ⊰˚ @the-brok3r.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

WHY DID I SUDDENLY GET THE THOUGHT OF ' hey the broker would totally have a pet rat named the letter B!' NO HE WOULD NOT..... MY BRAIN IS MELTING HELPPP

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˚⊱ᵀʰᵉ ᴮʳᵒᵏᵉʳ⊰˚ @the-brok3r.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

You have no idea how much I want to bite into these. They make it look so edible..

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˚⊱ᵀʰᵉ ᴮʳᵒᵏᵉʳ⊰˚ @the-brok3r.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

Loving how small the Zuka plushie is compared to me.

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˚⊱ᵀʰᵉ ᴮʳᵒᵏᵉʳ⊰˚ @the-brok3r.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

Dear Banhammer, Windforce may be launched into the solar system. Soon. Maybe now? Perhaps! Sincerely, The broker

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˚⊱ᵀʰᵉ ᴮʳᵒᵏᵉʳ⊰˚ @the-brok3r.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

Washing machine exploded, Apparently the only shirt I could find??

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