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The Artless Dodger

@the-artless-dodger.bsky.social
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Queer 🩷💛💙 / 💜🩶🤍 She/her 30s RadioApple devotee 📻 🍎 Amateur doodler and fanfic writer 🔞 One More Bite (E) is my first fic and an ongoing pet project 🖤 archiveofourown.org/works/55532020/…

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The Artless Dodger @the-artless-dodger.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Take my tongue and lead it southbound, baby. Put some faith in me, put your waist in my face 🎶 It’s just saliva, sir. From… popsicles? (Probably as #nsfw as I’ll get) #alastorhazbinhotel #hazbinhotel #hazbinhotelfanart #hazbinhotelfandom #impliednsfw #hazbinalastor #radioapple #illshowyousloppy
Alastor is looking up. He’s flushed, hair tousled, expression heavy lidded and mouth open with a string of saliva trailing from his tongue. Lucifer’s arm is above him, the king’s hand wrapped around one of his antlers.
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Mare @notherpuppet.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Alastor tries to convince his floormate to lend him realm-destroying power 🤗✨ (It’s a parody of ‘Easy’! 👯‍♂️🎶) #radioapple
Alastor: Nearly everyone can take life in Hell
Like candy from a baby!
But you’ve needed somebody else
So let’s go batshit crazy!Alastor: Shut up, you know that I hate to See such a pathetic spiral (Lucifer
: Hey!)
Alastor: None of your dreams ever come true
I know what can break the cycle
Your hand, my hand Your power, all mine So tall, we'd stand
Wreak havoc combined
Nearly
Everyone can take life in Hell
Like candy from a baby
But you've needed somebody else
Doesn't that make you crazy?
Each strike completely fatal
From this demon and fallen angel
You and I can dominate Hell
No more if, buts, or maybesLucifer: While I like the sound of that
It's a can of worms where I can't turn back
You're a killer, to be your pillar Life becomes a slasher thriller!
I can't take all of the gore
Would I even be an angel anymore!?
Alastor: Shut up, you know that I hate to
See you forget just who you are Tell me—aren't you the Devil?
Lucifer fucking Morningstar!
We know you can't
Tear sinners apart
I am the man to play that partAlastor: Nearly
Everyone can take life in Hell
Like candy from a baby
But you've needed somebody else
So let's go batshit crazy!
Each strike completely fatal
From this demon and fallen angel
We were destined to meet in Hell And if it goes wrong, blame me

Alastor & Lucifer: Everyone can take life in Hell
Like candy from a baby
We can both become someone else
Is that really so crazy?
Each strike completely fatal
From this demon and fallen angel
Let's kickstart a new age in Hell
Alastor : Cmon don't be a baby~
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Sator 🌈🏴‍☠️ @sator.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Alastor goes weeee #HazbinHotel #hazbinhotelS2
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The Artless Dodger @the-artless-dodger.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
A very belated congratulations to @caelustar.bsky.social with this soft and cosy #dtiys in celebration of their well deserved 666 followers ✨ #caelus666dtiys #radioapple #appleradio #hazbinhotel #hazbinhotelfandom #hazbinhotelfanart #softradioapple #luciferhazbinhotel #alastorhazbinhotel
Alastor and Lucifer sit beneath stained glass window with a view of Hell beyond. Lucifer is sat on the window seat with his legs up, one foot folded beneath him and the other in Al’s lap. Al is seated on a stool with his monocle placed on the cushion next to him, his legs crossed as he leans back against the window seat. They’re in just their boxers and woolly socks, surrounded by fairy lights, hanging plants and cosy cushions. Alastor’s microphone cane is propped beside him, playing some music. Lucifer is hugging a plush duck, his eyes dipping but his tail is still looped around Alastor’s ankle. Lucifer’s good snake is draped across Alastor’s shoulders dozing. Alastor lightly holds onto the king’s leg, looking at him fondly. “I think it’s time for bed, mon cher” he says, but Lu mumbles back “‘m not sleepy…”
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The Artless Dodger @the-artless-dodger.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
🎶 Let’s dance - put on your red shoes and dance the blues 🎶 Day 4 of #radioapplefemweek - Going Out! #radioapple #appleradio #femradioapple #femalastor #femlucifer #genderswap #hazbinhotel #hazbinhotelfanart #hazbinhotelfandom #hazbinalastor #hazbinlucifer #alastorhazbinhotel #luciferhazbinhotel
Female Alastor and Lucifer are dancing a jive. Al wears a red shirt with rolled up sleeves, braces and red loose trousers with heeled red and black boots, and her hair up in a ponytail that’s swinging behind her as she spins. Luci wears a yellow circle halter neck dress with pink petticoats, red heeled shoes, her hair curled and half pinned up and pink and red bangles on her wrists. They are holding hands as they spin, smiling at each other under a glittering disco ball.
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Mare @notherpuppet.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
#hazbinhotels2 #hazbinhotelseason2 #hazbins2spoilers rosie: why did you quit in the first place alastor: ... rosie: cmon, it must have been bad alastor: the king told me to use a coaster rosie: alastor: rosie: get your ass back in that hotel
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CyberWords @radiaurapple.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Thread about New Orleans as represented in Alastor's flashback!! #hazbinhotelseason2 #HazbinHotelAlastor
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The Artless Dodger @the-artless-dodger.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
I was meant to create something for #RadioAppleFemWeek, but then I caught up on the latest Hazbin episodes and… SHE happened instead ❤️🩸 (I couldn’t resist a little #RadioApple hint though) #hazbinhotel #humanalastor #femalastor #femalealastor #hazbinalastor #hazbinhotelalastor #hazbinhotelfanart
Human female Alastor is licking blood off of her finger. Her hair is in finger waves, she has a red 1930s dress on, and wears spectacles on a chain attached to a snake and apple silver brooch
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The Artless Dodger @the-artless-dodger.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
The girls are back for day 2 of #FemRadioAppleWeek - Fashionable Ladies! 🦆 Inspired by iconic red carpet looks on Earth, Luci suggests a couple’s outfit 🦌 Inspired by murder and theft, Al agrees #HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelArt #FemRadioApple #RadioApple #AppleRadio #FemLucifer #FemAlastor #HazbinArt
Fem Luci and Al stand on the red carpet. Luci wears a duck dress inspired by Bjork’s iconic swan dress and red boots with gold snake details. Al wears a long evening gown made up of Adam and his Exterminator’s plumage, complete with a few spots of gold blood and a mask fixed to her bodice. 

Luci is looking at Al out of the side of her eyes, saying “I can’t believe you’re wearing Adam!!”
Al smugly replies “And his army…”
Luci says “Honey, I love you, but when we get home I am going to kill you…”
The sinister reply she gets in return is “Not if I add you to this dress first, little angel.”

In the background are crowds of onlookers and a camera crew - however, all the cameras and phones are currently going up in green flames. 

A familiar fashionista can just be made out in the crowd wearing her own angel wing dress from S2, waving her fist and angrily shouting “oi, Radio B*tch, you stole my look!”
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The Artless Dodger @the-artless-dodger.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Keeping up appearances 😈 I don’t think they’re fooling anyone though… Day 1 of Fem RadioApple Week 2.0: New Relationship/Together Forever #femradioappleweek #radioapple #appleradio #femradioapple #femlucifer #femalastor #hazbinhotel #hazbinhotelfanart #hazbinlucifer #hazbinalastor #alastorshadow
Lucifer/Lucille sits at the breakfast table with Alice/Alastor. They’re both in the dressing gowns still, glaring at each other while pancakes and coffee lie forgotten. Luci is digging her knife into the table while Alice sets alight one of her ducks in front of her nose to wind her up. However… under the table Luci has one of her legs in between Alice’s, her hand on Al’s knee while Al caresses the point of Luci’s tail between her fingers. In Al’s lap lies a snoozing snake, ignoring all the drama. Angel Dust and Nifty are watching the scene unfold, while Al’s shadow is snickering, pointing to Al’s hair - or rather the duck scrunchie or Luci’s she used this morning and forgot to remove before coming downstairs. Oops…
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The Artless Dodger @the-artless-dodger.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Happy Halloween! A cheat 3-in-1 post today to celebrate the end of #RadioApple Trick or Treat Week and the past 3 days of prompts that I missed - storm clouds, masquerade and shadows. #appleradio #hazbinhotel #halloween #spookyseason #hazbinhotelfanart #hazbinlucifer #hazbinalastor
Alastor and Lucifer are dancing in a masquerade ball, surrounded by shadows encircling them and flashes of lightning tearing across the sky above their heads
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Sator 🌈🏴‍☠️ @sator.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Honk-shoo/mimimi couple #HazbinHotel #radioapple
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The Artless Dodger @the-artless-dodger.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Night Creatures 🌙 Day 3 of the RA Trick or Treat week: Moonlight #radioapple #appleradio #hazbinhotelart #hazbinhotellucifer #hazbinhotelalastor #hazbinhotel #hazbinhotelfandom #hazbinhotelfanart #moonlight #nightcreatures
Lucifer and Alastor stand with a large moon behind them against a dark sky
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La cebra onírica @lacebraonirica.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
"Think of tangerines and I'll give you roses" (part 6/16). Breakdown moment. 😀 And also lil cliffhanger. 🤭💖 #hazbinhotel #radioapple
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The Artless Dodger @the-artless-dodger.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Day1: Serial Killer/Reaper Alastor’s risk taking reaches new depths when he begins to literally court Death… 💀 #hazbinhotel #radioapple #appleradio #RAtrickortreat #spookyseason #hazbinhotelalastor #hazbinhotellucifer #hazbinhotelfanart #hazbinhotelfandom #humanalastor #thenotsogrimreaper
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The Artless Dodger @the-artless-dodger.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
🎃 Let the #seasonofthewitch continue with Lilith as #Yamauba, a fearsome witch in Japan’s remote mountains who transforms into a horned creature with snake-like hair and a second mouth to devour you #spookyseason #hazbinhotel #hazbinlilith #lilithhazbinhotel #hazbinhotelfanart #hazbinhotelfandom
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The Artless Dodger @the-artless-dodger.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
🎃 Nifty is Baba Yaga: a powerful, terrifying Slavic witch who had her good side (and her child eating side - but hey, balance). She flies around with a pestle and mortar and lives in a hut with chicken legs, which…ok. #niftyhazbinhotel #hazbinhotelfanart #hazbinhotel #nifty #babayaga #spookyseason
Nifty is zipping through the air over snowy ground in a pestle and mortar, a delighted grin on her face and her eye sparkling. A large moon and bright stars glow in the night sky behind her.
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The Artless Dodger @the-artless-dodger.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
🎃 Back on my witchy world tour with Husk as Heka - the often overlooked embodiment of magic in Ancient Egypt. He was there at the beginning, he’s seen it all - and he certainly has a trick or two up his sleeve. #hazbinhotelhusk #heka #ancientegypt #hazbinhotelfanart #hazbinhotel #seasonofthewitch
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The Artless Dodger @the-artless-dodger.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Chapter 29 is finally up! archiveofourown.org/works/555320... #hazbinhotel #onemorebiteao3 #hazbinhotelfanfiction #hazbinhotelfandom #radioapple #appleradio #enemiestoidiotsinlove #eventually
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The Artless Dodger @the-artless-dodger.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
The rage in me is terminal. There’s no remedy but to burn ‘em all 🎵 👼🏻 🎸 Can’t get Gravity out of my head, so I had to stop what I’d planned to draw these two instead. #lutehazbinhotel #gravityhazbinhotel #adamhazbinhotel #hazbinhotel #hazbinart #hazbinhotelfanart #hazbinhotelfandom #adamxlute
Lute and Adam stand together, flames beginning to flicker behind them. in the background is a ruined building, with cracks up the wall and broken windows
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The Artless Dodger @the-artless-dodger.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
🎃 Next up in my celebration of legendary witches is Angel Dust as the powerful Morgan le Fay. Once a pupil of Merlin, some stories label her seductress, others as the helper or even sister of King Arthur #angeldust #morganlefay #seasonofthewitch #hazbinhotel #hazbinhotelfanart #hazbinhotelfandom
Angel Dust kneels on the ground, seated beneath standing stones in the open countryside. He’s wearing a long pink and gold medieval style dress and gold jewellery. On the ground in front of him he’s drawn a magic circle. In one hand he holds a magic sword, in the other he’s conjured a burst of pink flame.
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The Artless Dodger @the-artless-dodger.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
👻 Spooky season 🎃 Rosie is Chedipe - a fearsome witch from India who could transform into a tiger, and was known to drain her victim’s blood from their toes or tear out their tongues. #rosiehazbinhotel #hazbinhotel #hazbinhotelfandom #hazbinhotelfanart #spookyseason #chedipe #seasonofthewitch
Rosie stands against a red background with her hair down, dressed in a sari and with a tiger skin draped over her, its snarling head resting on top of her curls. She holds a dismembered foot in one hand and has a wide, blood stained grin.
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Mare @notherpuppet.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
“Bang For Your Buck” Part 4/4 ❤️‍🩹🏥 #radioapple #mydeernannyAU
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The Artless Dodger @the-artless-dodger.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
👻 Spooky season 🎃 Rosie is Chedipe - a fearsome witch from India who could transform into a tiger, and was known to drain her victim’s blood from their toes or tear out their tongues. #rosiehazbinhotel #hazbinhotel #hazbinhotelfandom #hazbinhotelfanart #spookyseason #chedipe #seasonofthewitch
Rosie stands against a red background with her hair down, dressed in a sari and with a tiger skin draped over her, its snarling head resting on top of her curls. She holds a dismembered foot in one hand and has a wide, blood stained grin.
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ERYA @eriyo.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Just a little doodle before bed💤 #HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelFanArt #Alastor #HazbinHotelAlastor
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🔞 Jasper @puzzledjasper.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Evil Keekee #hazbinhotel #hazbinhotelfanart #hazbinkeekee #keekee
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The Artless Dodger @the-artless-dodger.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
👻 Spooky season continues! 🎃 This time it’s Vaggie as The Morrigan - a bad ass Irish goddess of war and death known for transforming into a raven, birds often associated with magic #vaggiehazbinhotel #vaggie #hazbinhotel #hazbinhotelfandom #hazbinhotelfanart #spookyseason #themorrigan #witchplease
Vaggie stands with spear and wings out, grimly surveying a misty battlefield surrounded by arrows and ravens, with a dead body to one side. She’s wearing a long sleeve dark dress with Celtic patterns, her usual ribbon tied around her wait leaving her hair to blow in the breeze.
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nekophy_sc | CF23 R09 @nekophy.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
I finally finished #Minty5k DTIYS!! CONGRATZ ON 5K FOLLOWERS MINTY! Since you said RadioApple & AUs are allowed- I couldn't help but think of Hades/Persephone AU when there's pomegranate WWW I hope you like it! 💖✨ #hazbinhotel #radioapple
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The Artless Dodger @the-artless-dodger.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
👻 Spooky Season 🎃 celebrating witchy women and magical misters from folklore and myth. La Befana is a kindly witch from Italy that gives out presents (or coal) to children during Epiphany. #charliemorningstar #charliehazbinhotel #hazbinhotelfandom #hazbinhotel #labefana #seasonofthewitch
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Vivienne M @vivziepop.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
I think the only character I ever designed to be “sexy” is Lucifer and the man has no fucking nose. Like guys??? Traditional sexy is never in my design notes 😂 I like gremlin men
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The Artless Dodger @the-artless-dodger.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Alastor learned her craft young, but pride and ambition twist the magic into something much darker. When Death claims her, she finds a familiar serpent waiting on the other side… #alastorhazbinhotel #femalastor #radioapple #seasonofthewitch #hazbinhotel #hazbinhotelfanart #hazbinhotelfandom
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CosmicSpeck @jetsamjunk.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Nebulas are both where stars are born, and where they die✨ The third print that will be available when I open my shop~ #HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelLucifer
Lucifer with his body blacked out like space with a flame above his head, as he holds himself, floating in space, in front of a pink and blue nebula. Representing his death as the Morningstar and his birth as the Devil~
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Corrine ★ @cqraa.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Sera #hazbinhotel #hazbinhotelsera
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Eloneko @eloneko.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
#RadioAppleTrickorTreat Day 6 : Devil worship / Sacrifice 🔪 #radioapple #appleradio #hazbinhotel
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🐝🥩Wasp Meat🥩🐝 @spacenerdboi.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
BOTH #angeldust #hazbinhotel
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The Artless Dodger @the-artless-dodger.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
There’s everyone drawing beautiful kimonos and maid outfits, meanwhile my slow brain is still on the high seas… #radioapple #appleradio #pirateau #pirates #hazbinhotel #hazbinhotelfanart #hazbinhotelfandom #throughouttime25 #luciferhazbinhotel #alastorhazbinhotel #HHxOFMD
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The Artless Dodger @the-artless-dodger.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Day 5: Wild West. Alastor’s just found out Luci lost his tent in the last river they passed… uh oh, looks like they’ll have to share. WHAT a shame 😳 #throughouttime25 #hazbinhotel #radioapple #appleradio #hazbinhotelfandom #hazbinhotelfanart #wildwestau #hazbinhotelalastor #hazbinhotellucifer
Lucifer and Alastor stand facing each other against a barren landscape with a bright sunset and a red star-studded sky. Alastor is wearing dark red shirt and trousers with a cowboy hat and looking down at Luci with a slight blush. Luci is looking up challengingly at Al with his tongue poking out, and wears white trousers with a pink shirt, rolled up sleeves and a red neckerchief.
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The Artless Dodger @the-artless-dodger.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Forgot to mention that the real Ammit is the monster between Al’s legs 😉 Part crocodile, part lion and part hippo - the unholy trinity of man eaters for the Ancient Egyptians. So, Ammit was a combination of their worst nightmares; I figured Alastor would appreciate that reputation.
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Antlers & Apples @antlers-and-apples.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Attention #RadioApple / #AppleRadio shippers! Come join Antlers & Apples in Radioapple Throughout Time! We are excited to host this event that shows the boys loving each other through time, eras, and au's from Sept. 14th-20th. Use #throughouttime25 tag to let us see your stuff! #RAEvent #HHEvent
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The Artless Dodger @the-artless-dodger.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Anubis and his monster Ammit. Anubis was the judge of the dead and Ammit “the Devourer” would be by his side, ever ready to eat the heart of anyone judged to be impure. #throughouttime25 #ancientegypt #hazbinhotel #hazbinhotelfandom #hazbinhotelfanart #radioapple #appleradio #RAevent #HHevent
Lucifer, in the guise of Anubis, wears a jackal headdress and sheer skirt with gold jewellery. Alastor as Ammit stands beside him, dressed in a red tunic. The monster from the myth, a combination of a crocodile, lion and hippo (all man eaters to Ancient Egyptians) lies at their feet. Behind them are the scales used to judge the dead, with one of Lucifer’s red and white feathers in place of the feather of truth (from the deity Ma’at). Hieroglyphic inscriptions give the names of Anubis and Ammit.
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The Artless Dodger @the-artless-dodger.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Congratulations for the 3k @spiderpotion.bsky.social 🎉 Here’s my entry for the celebratory DTIYS - with added snek 🐍 #hazbinhotel #radioapple #spiderpotion3k #hazbinhotelalastor #hazbinhotellucifer
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DrakoCheo -🍎Open coms📻 @drakocheo.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Wait... Where is his flame? *Panicking*
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DownOnThePharm (Devout Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
The story of every creative person’s life. *hides the fic WIP files and the bags with crochet WIPs in them*
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Sirrahchaa | ✨Local Idiot✨ @sirrahchaa.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
They're at Warped Tour together - Verosika's stage obviously lol 🌈🎀 #HazbinHotel #Chaggie
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roman 🪓 🔞 @romanaxe.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
As a thank you for 666 followers I'm hosting a giveaway!! There will be three winners: #1 Either 1 fic (min 2k) OR a 1-2 page comic #2 and #3 will receive a free clean sketch comm And quick announcement: I'm launching a Ko-Fi! [Details on entering, prizes, and Ko-Fi below!] #radioapple
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666ApplesFM @666applesfm.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Oh shit, I just realized: I BROKE 2K FOLLOWERS!!! This is rad, y'all! I wanna celebrate! There are a zillion cool DTIYS stuffs already...what about if everyone (who follows me) replies w/ a prompt and we see how many of them I can fit in one art piece? (let's be real, there will be #radioapple)
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The Artless Dodger @the-artless-dodger.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
I completely missed #FemRadioAppleWeek - but this is what I would have posted for the last day (A sapphic-ed AU) #radioapple #femradioapple #femlucifer #femalastor #sapphiclittlemermaid #mermaidau #lucifermorningstar #hazbinlucifer #hazbinalastor #hazbinhotel #hazbinhotelfandom #hazbinhotelfanart
Fem Lucifer in the role of Triton and fem Alastor in the role of Ursula from The Little Mermaid. Lucifer holds her trident up to Alastor’s chin. Meanwhile, Alastor pokes the trident teasingly with one tentacle, and Lucifer’s chin with another.
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