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The Angry Dev

@the-angry-dev.bsky.social
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Software developer fueled by rage, caffeine, and alcohol. I'll finish these side projects one of these days.

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The Angry Dev @the-angry-dev.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Business: hey we want this feature, all the data is in this system and right where you need it The data:ヽ(。_°)ノ
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The Angry Dev @the-angry-dev.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
That feeling when it takes longer to explain that the bug is in fact a bug then it took you to fix the damn bug....
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The Angry Dev @the-angry-dev.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
I hope DeepSeek kills off most of this AI venture capital bullshit and then a month later they reveal it's actually just a team of low level data entry workers typing things into search engines...
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The Angry Dev @the-angry-dev.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
The fact that JavaScript gives different outputs for console.log(new Date('2022-01-01').toString()) console.log(new Date('01/01/2022').toString()) Should result in criminal charges.. I know how it does it, but fuck that when a rusty fork
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The Angry Dev @the-angry-dev.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Senior developer doesn't seem to mean the same thing any more . The fuck you mean you don't know how SQL joins work
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The Angry Dev @the-angry-dev.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Laying in the dark in bed feeding a baby a bottle before she cashes out. Of course this is when the bug fix comes to me. Now to try and write a detailed enough note on my phone to remember what the hell I'm thinking of before it leaves my head..
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The Angry Dev @the-angry-dev.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Microsoft including a warning in my builds stating that I am using AzureRm modules which are deprecated as a "feature" to "help me" is peak bullshit.. we migrated forever ago!! I've had no less than 3 developers bring up the deploy warnings recently... github.com/microsoft/az...
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[BUG]: "##[warning]You're using AzureRM which will be retired soon, please schedule an update." in AzurePowerShell@5 · Issue #19843 · microsoft/azure-pipelines-tasks
New issue checklist I searched for existing GitHub issues I read pipeline troubleshooting guide I checked how to collect logs Task name No response Task version No response Issue Description Every ...
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The Angry Dev @the-angry-dev.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Not everything needs to have an AI feature! The amount of over hyped bullshit surrounding AI is truly staggering. I don't need a fucking AI assistant to help explain an error message, I need your error message to not need an assistant to explain it!
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The Angry Dev @the-angry-dev.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Attempt 3 to contact MOHELA resulted in them just never calling back...
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The Angry Dev @the-angry-dev.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Attempt 2 to contact MOHELA. 2 hour call back time. Agent had to transfer me to an "advanced agent" to help me resolve my issues with auto pay. Sat on hold for 60 minutes me about their auto pay system being easy to use despite never working once for me. Call disconnected at 60 minutes exactly.
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The Angry Dev @the-angry-dev.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Attempt 1 to contact MOHELA about why my auto pay still isn't working after 6 months. SSN entry not working, can't find my acct. 80min wait time so call back requested. Asks if my callback number is "91+#". Call back almost 2 hours later. No one on the line. Dead silent. Hung up on me after 40 secs
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The Angry Dev @the-angry-dev.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Unit tests are for proving out edge cases and preventing future changes from causing regressions. They do not make your code bug free. And obsessing over 100% coverage on an unstable code base is about as good of a use of time as trying to sell etch-a-sketch art on horseback.
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