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You know something about that phrasing doesn't really sit right with me. But Apollo's business is Apollo's business.

Apparently a dick move by dad for funsies

Ok.... I have history with sheep of the cannibal variety

He has to ask.... This isn't a trap or a lure before she tells him there's some kinda impending doom with an impossible deadline in which he needs to quest to save the known world is it?

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If those are cannibalistic, I swear to Zeus—

Probably too soon. But nobody gets my humor

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Looks at him, then to his pencil, then back at him, then hides the pencil behind his back

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Hey! I'm a total joy to be around!

No, they just actively try to kill me. But yeah that actually sounds worse

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Hey I tried to go over the whole gods of real thing and tour of the camp with her. She's just doesn't really like or believe me

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There's so many things wrong with this sentence. None of which I want to imagine

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And you gave my brother back shots. Let's not go there

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Damn you sound just like Annabeth

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// Percy arguing with two goddesses. Yeah this feels about right

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I just got Percy Jackson'd BY ATHENA

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I— Did— Did you just use my logic against ME!?!

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Everything's impossible until someone does it.

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Excuse me I just need to go wash my brain out with bleach now thank you

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Top 10 things I didn't need to hear or imagine

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It's a cereal— You know what, never mind

There's the Athena we all know and love. Must not have had your daily bowl of Owl-O's

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Well it was fun while it lasted But I am happy to see you

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𝑷.𝑱. @thatseabrat.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

He's alive (barely) and definitely not ok. He's not taking any more quests from anyone godly or otherwise

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This tip and others brought to you by Percy Preservation. Because remember kids, just because the gods want to kill you, doesn't mean you can't survive it

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𝑷.𝑱. @thatseabrat.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

You know, as a general rule I tend to avoid places where a fall from that height could kill me. When one of your enemies enemies literally owns sky, you start taking precautions