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When illusion spin her net I'm never where I wanna be

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Itsacon @thatscub.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
She seems to believe that $1.3 trillion will be/has been raised in "tariff money" to fund this scheme.
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Itsacon @thatscub.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Itsacon @thatscub.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Like an outtake from Bananas.
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Itsacon @thatscub.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Itsacon @thatscub.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Josiah Hartshorn with an RBI single in his 1st AB at AA. He's moving so quickly thru the organization that they should attach a geolocator to him, just so that everyone knows where he is in a given week.
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Itsacon @thatscub.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Deeeeep breaths
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Itsacon @thatscub.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I wish I was downwind from that roaster.
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Itsacon @thatscub.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Josiah Hartshorn's OPS splits with men on base are just...wow.
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Itsacon @thatscub.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
He writes it as if that's a bad thing [shrug emoji].
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Itsacon @thatscub.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
86 runs were scored between the Wisconsin Timber Rattlers and the South Bend Cubs in the series that ended on Sunday.
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Itsacon @thatscub.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I think we all need a Josiah Hartshorn shot in the arm.
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Itsacon @thatscub.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
That line pops up in my head more that I'd like to admit.
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Itsacon @thatscub.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Dulé Hill as Gus Guster: You Know That's Right
ALT: Dulé Hill as Gus Guster: You Know That's Right
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Itsacon @thatscub.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Enjoy!
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Itsacon @thatscub.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Derniche Valdez with the web gem.
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Itsacon @thatscub.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
PCA hitting the ball out like
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Itsacon @thatscub.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
He gets it.
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Itsacon @thatscub.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Trademark that, pronto.
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Itsacon @thatscub.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Mason Black walks PCA on 4 pitches. Pure fear at work.
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Itsacon @thatscub.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
At least 2 keys that no one can recall what they once unlocked.
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Itsacon @thatscub.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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Cookie Monster Shocked by Cookies
ALT: Cookie Monster Shocked by Cookies
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Itsacon @thatscub.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Winning the series vs LA almost makes up for letting the Yankees series slip thru the Cubs' fingers. Almost.
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Itsacon @thatscub.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Cubbie blue, natch.
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Itsacon @thatscub.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Nico Hoerner: my second baseman.
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Itsacon @thatscub.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Let's hope he's working through a mechanical/delivery tweak. He was hitting 96 after the 1st inning, which I think was better than his last outing.
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Itsacon @thatscub.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Hartshorn and others will show that the Cubs can deal solid prospects without impacting the "waves of talent" strategy.
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Itsacon @thatscub.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
As a community service, anyone who listens to games on the MLB app is discouraged from making a drinking game out of the "oppo taco" commercial.
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Itsacon @thatscub.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Gausman's first start for the Cubs will be ... against Toronto.
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Itsacon @thatscub.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Hello, police? I'd like to report a murder.
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Itsacon @thatscub.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I love this shit. Fuck the Cardinals.
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Itsacon @thatscub.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
McGreevy looks gassed. 99 feels like temps, 30 odd pitches, high leverage...he won't make it through the 3rd at this rate.
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Itsacon @thatscub.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I love to see this
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Itsacon @thatscub.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I know, I just want to enjoy the IPAs vicariously...
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Itsacon @thatscub.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Screw that. Show me the good shit on tap.
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Itsacon @thatscub.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I would soend the inning pressong him to talk about how he didn't like Lassorda.
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Itsacon @thatscub.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Josiah Hartshorn uncoils and sends this one into the outfield for 2 ribbies. God, I love this kid.
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Itsacon @thatscub.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I, for one, am looking forward to the 20 cent hot dog, and the star wars, and the christmas in july inning breaks.
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Itsacon @thatscub.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I am befuddled by this All Star game. Kids on bikes? Sparklers? What the fuck is this?
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Itsacon @thatscub.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I always say it: People live too long, dogs don't live long enough. Nice pics. Thx for sharing.
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Itsacon @thatscub.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Damn, I should have baked a cake.
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Itsacon @thatscub.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Ethan, looped.
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Itsacon @thatscub.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Ethan Conrad with his 1st hit for Myrtle Beach, and it's a dandy.
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Itsacon @thatscub.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Heads up for future batters that want to charge the mound after getting beaned by the pitcher:
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Itsacon @thatscub.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Happy Ethan Conrad day to all who celebrate.
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Itsacon @thatscub.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
150,000 in attendance after the rains came.
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Itsacon @thatscub.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
At least it wasn't tan.
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Itsacon @thatscub.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Cruz on a loop
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Itsacon @thatscub.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Fernando Cruz of the ACL Cubs gets into a hitter's count, then makes the pitcher pay for a FB over plate by putting it over the right center fence. He'll be a fun player to follow.
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Itsacon @thatscub.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Newest Cubs addition Michael Hallquist with his 1st hit in the org.
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Itsacon @thatscub.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Just shoot me.
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