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That Joel Guy

@thatjoelguy.bsky.social
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Infectious disease scientist by day. Probably with a drink in my hand and definitely judging you.

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That Joel Guy @thatjoelguy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If you see this, post a Witch! 🧹
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Bewitched: Endora's Magical Entrance
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That Joel Guy @thatjoelguy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How I arrived on bluesky.
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Happy Birthday Eating
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That Joel Guy @thatjoelguy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Eclectic birthday gift & card choice from the huuuuuzzzband. That bitch. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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That Joel Guy @thatjoelguy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Listening to some music while at work. Came across Andy Cohen’s playlist Kiki Lounge on Sirius/XM. I just listened to the most bizarre song. It’s from Deee-Lite (famous for Groove Is in the Heart). The only lyric im this song is “PussyCat Meow”. 🤔🤷🏻‍♂️
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That Joel Guy @thatjoelguy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A bit behind but finally watched House of Guinness. Really liked it but ending on a cliffhanger. Really???
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That Joel Guy @thatjoelguy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I have questions about what my friends put on my cake in honor of my 😳th bday this week. But the best they could do with the limited letters I suppose. 🫢🤣🤣🤣🤣
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That Joel Guy @thatjoelguy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My friends may be telling me I have a problem based upon these gifts.
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That Joel Guy @thatjoelguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
www.my9albums.com 🥰
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Pick the 9 albums that made you
Search more than two million albums, put your 9 in order, and download a poster for your feed or story. No account needed.
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That Joel Guy @thatjoelguy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ugh. Redeye flight back from LA Wednesday night/ Thursday morning. Has my sleep schedule all jacked up. Guess who woke up at midnight and couldn’t fall back to sleep so is at office by 3 AM. I’m going to be so cunty today.
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Resting Bitch Face: Even Smiling Makes My Face Ache
ALT: Resting Bitch Face: Even Smiling Makes My Face Ache
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That Joel Guy @thatjoelguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Trip to Getty Museum as part of a culture day for conference. Favorite art work was of course the plague one (last pic). Also always a weird kid in a painting.
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That Joel Guy @thatjoelguy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So, managed to break button on my pants right before I had to give a talk to a room full of people. Already nervous from speaking but then hoping I don’t drop trou. FML.
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That Joel Guy @thatjoelguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Currently in LA area for a work conference. I’m unexpectedly finding myself saying quite often while walking around “watch it, I think that’s urine”.
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That Joel Guy @thatjoelguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Stopped to pick a sandwich at local shop. They take your name to call it when it’s ready. Dear readers, the cashier pronounced Joel/ Jo-EL like I’m from the planet Krypton. Is Joel that unusual of a name?
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General Zod: Come To Me, Son Of Jor-El
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That Joel Guy @thatjoelguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
speaking of signature gifs/memes… what would you all say yours is?
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David Rose in Polka Dot Sweater and Towel Turban
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That Joel Guy @thatjoelguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
OK, so las week we made it a long weekend with work friends. Someone thought it would be funny to do temporary tramp stamps. Ahhh, mine is still hanging on after a week and multiple showers. 🫢
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That Joel Guy @thatjoelguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I have 3 forever stamps left that are over from 12 years old and I feel like I really need to make them count…
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That Joel Guy @thatjoelguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Pics from African safari in the Okavango Delta region of Botswana.
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That Joel Guy @thatjoelguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Very delayed in posting pics from Africa. Totally a bucket list trip. Did a side trip to Victoria Falls. Definitely worth it.
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That Joel Guy @thatjoelguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If you see this, do it! Name: Joel Height: 5’ 11 1/2” ( always thought I was 6’ until work physical 🫤 Astro: Libra ♎️ Nicknames: none?? Siblings: One Relationship: married 🤵‍♂️🤵‍♂️ Crushing on: 🫢 Season: Fall Live: Maryland
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That Joel Guy @thatjoelguy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hike #2 to see waterfalls.
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That Joel Guy @thatjoelguy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ca bin weekend with work group friends. Hiking activities on Friday.
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That Joel Guy @thatjoelguy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Share a television show that raised you.
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The Brady Bunch Sings 'Have a Sun Shiny Day'
ALT: The Brady Bunch Sings 'Have a Sun Shiny Day'
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That Joel Guy @thatjoelguy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
First day back to work since a 3 week vacay and long weekend. Do we think I’m gonna be able to keep my 💩 together the whole day or lose it?? Currently waiting for my computer to run a million updates.
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The Lord Is Testing Me Meme
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That Joel Guy @thatjoelguy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
What's an example of perfect casting?🖤
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Kathy Bates Misery
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That Joel Guy @thatjoelguy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Some pics from Zanzibar. One day break in between safari trips. Mostly sunset pics cuz I’m a slut for a good sunset/ sunrise. 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️ And a monster slug with the huzzzzband’s hand for comparison. He wouldn’t get closer because he was grossed out.
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That Joel Guy @thatjoelguy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Some videos from Tanzania part of the safari trip. Been trying to do this all weekend but keep ending up with issues.
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That Joel Guy @thatjoelguy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Had a weekend cabin place in WV for about 10 years. So, counting that as I “lived there”. Absolutely sold it at the wrong time. 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️
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That Joel Guy @thatjoelguy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
What's your favorite bible verse? Wrong answers only.
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Paris Hilton Says 'That's Hot'
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That Joel Guy @thatjoelguy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
What gif pops up when you type in your name?
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I Do It All For Joel The Egyptian Musk
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That Joel Guy @thatjoelguy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Some highlights from the safari in Tanzania.
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That Joel Guy @thatjoelguy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I did the 24 question version. Grew up in Illinois, I assumed “pop” would be the ringer. Not sure how I was put in for Oregon?
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That Joel Guy @thatjoelguy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Been off Bluesky the past 3 weeks as I did a safari trip to Africa. Many of the countries are very anti-LGTB so was leery to log in. But what a great trip. Lots of photos and vids to post.
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That Joel Guy @thatjoelguy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Your favorite Disney princess (wrong answers only).
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Woman making funny face
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That Joel Guy @thatjoelguy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
For a junk drawer to legally qualify as a real junk drawer, what is the ONE absolute mandatory item it must include? Keys that you can’t remember what door they open. But you don’t want to get rid off just in case - even though it’s been years since last used.
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That Joel Guy @thatjoelguy.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
No cheating, post your lock screen. April 2024. Thailand at an elephant sanctuary.
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That Joel Guy @thatjoelguy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I have become the 30 Rock meme. I keep saying “what a long ass week”, but it’s only Tuesday….
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That Joel Guy @thatjoelguy.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
This is who runs this account.
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Look What I Can Do! Funny Backyard Jump
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That Joel Guy @thatjoelguy.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Went to the gates of hell on a Saturday also known as Costco. A guy was walking around with a hat that had #FCF on it. 🤔🤔🤔🤔
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Hmm Interesting
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That Joel Guy @thatjoelguy.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Ruin a book by adding a word: Are you there God? It’s me, Margaret Thatcher.
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That Joel Guy @thatjoelguy.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Post your last two brain cells.
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Will & Grace: Fake Hug
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That Joel Guy @thatjoelguy.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Was hoping Madonna was going to sing more at the halftime show. Bummer?!? Did she come out during the finale?
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That Joel Guy @thatjoelguy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Couldn’t figure out why my nose was running like crazy this morning. The smoke is pretty thick this morning in Maryland. For the short jaunt from parking lot to building, my eyes were burning and could smell smoke. ‘Merica…..
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Terry Crews as President Camacho in Idiocracy
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That Joel Guy @thatjoelguy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Verify your age.
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Wonder Twin Powers Activate!
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That Joel Guy @thatjoelguy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Nothing like being at work wanting to get 💩 done and having to fight to get logged in and computer functional for over a fucking hour…. Mfer….
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Benoit Paire's Frustrated Kick on Court
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That Joel Guy @thatjoelguy.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I really don’t understand what these mean, so please tell me if these indicate something about myself I don’t want people to know. 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️
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That Joel Guy @thatjoelguy.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Next month, we will be doing a trip we have been planning for 2 years. However, the group has made a recent pact not to eat any raw vegs/fruits before the trip to avoid a month of explosive watery diarrhea. Dear readers: as a scientist I currently cannot disagree with this ridiculousness.
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President Camacho: Merica, This Is America
ALT: President Camacho: Merica, This Is America
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That Joel Guy @thatjoelguy.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Science nerd moment. Watching “Project Hail Mary”. Ryan Gosling starts running a centrifuge unbalanced with his samples and I’m like “bitch, please”.
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Ddpeewee Ddpeeweebored
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That Joel Guy @thatjoelguy.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Me examining a new follower.
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Man Watching with Binoculars
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That Joel Guy @thatjoelguy.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Dragged my ass to the gym which was a challenge today. My entertainment on the spin bike is listening to Madonna”s “I’m Breathless” & trying to maintain my average RPMs at 69 - because I have the sense of humor of a 13 year old.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 10/07/2026
I have a question. If specific Taco Bell ingredients were causing explosive diarrhea, how would you be able to tell
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Explosive Diarrhea Parasite Spreads: Taco Bell Pulls Key Ingredients
Taco Bell has temporarily removed lettuce, guacamole, and pico de gallo as a diarrhea-causing parasite spreads across U.S. states.
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