thatjerseyguy.bsky.social @thatjerseyguy.bsky.social · 13hThe SNL writers are getting a gift on this one... 000
thatjerseyguy.bsky.social @thatjerseyguy.bsky.social · 13h‘We’re not responding to polls anymore’ is an incredible way to say ‘the vibes are bad.’ 000
thatjerseyguy.bsky.social @thatjerseyguy.bsky.social · 13hIt is also illegal per the Russia sanctions act passed by congress. 000
thatjerseyguy.bsky.social @thatjerseyguy.bsky.social · 13hDid she write her own material? Yikes ... 000
thatjerseyguy.bsky.social @thatjerseyguy.bsky.social · 14h"Ladies and gentlemen, all cellular telephones and other portable electronic devices must be switched to airplane mode or turned off and stowed." 030
thatjerseyguy.bsky.social @thatjerseyguy.bsky.social · 14h"Ladies and gentlemen, all cellular telephones and other portable electronic devices must be switched to airplane mode or turned off and stowed." 030
thatjerseyguy.bsky.social @thatjerseyguy.bsky.social · 14hIt is going to be fun watching him testify at his trials. 000
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thatjerseyguy.bsky.social @thatjerseyguy.bsky.social · 14hSo, he just admitted that he made it up? I hope he takes the stand at his upcoming trials. 000
Reposted by @thatjerseyguy.bsky.socialJen Bendery @jbendery.bsky.social · 12/10/2026oh man 😂 209105781531
thatjerseyguy.bsky.social @thatjerseyguy.bsky.social · 14hThis post was a layup ... "Well, they ain't wrong" 000
thatjerseyguy.bsky.social @thatjerseyguy.bsky.social · 14hApparently, these campaign rallies are “limited-purpose private events” and anyone can be removed for any reason except discrimination. 000
thatjerseyguy.bsky.social @thatjerseyguy.bsky.social · 14hI am literally shaking watching this woman being held down by three men while another is smashing her in the face, the men around them filming it and laughing, and the orange idiot cheering on the beatdown. Not to mention the sheriffs dragging her out and letting the assailant go. 000
thatjerseyguy.bsky.social @thatjerseyguy.bsky.social · 14hI am literally shaking watching this woman being held down by three men while another is smashing her in the face, the men around them filming it and laughing, and the orange idiot cheering on the beatdown. Not to mention the sheriffs dragging her out and letting the assailant go. 021
thatjerseyguy.bsky.social @thatjerseyguy.bsky.social · 14hThis is outride hideous but apparently campaign rallies are “limited-purpose private events” and anyone can be removed from any reason. It just doesn't make any sense. 010
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thatjerseyguy.bsky.social @thatjerseyguy.bsky.social · 14hOMG - laughed so hard I can't stop coughing! 020
thatjerseyguy.bsky.social @thatjerseyguy.bsky.social · 14hF'in MAGA politicians don't let facts bother them. It is so much easier just to make shit up. 010
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thatjerseyguy.bsky.social @thatjerseyguy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I thought they whacked all of the IGs the first week? And, the only people left in the DOJ are the ones that are responsible for protecting Trump from the Epstein files. 000
thatjerseyguy.bsky.social @thatjerseyguy.bsky.social · 06/10/202680 years of post World War II leadership, wiped out by an orange buffoon. 010
thatjerseyguy.bsky.social @thatjerseyguy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026They don't care about the law or what a judge says. They will stall forever or until 2029, whichever comes first. 030
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thatjerseyguy.bsky.social @thatjerseyguy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Mini Mike is saying that like it is a bad thing. :) 000
thatjerseyguy.bsky.social @thatjerseyguy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The right no longer lets the TRUTH get in the way of a good story. 000
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thatjerseyguy.bsky.social @thatjerseyguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026We need AI just to translate what he said. 010
thatjerseyguy.bsky.social @thatjerseyguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Global cooling, record ice cubes, and data center scams. Truly the Mad Libs of climate policy. 020
thatjerseyguy.bsky.social @thatjerseyguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026If Xi were capable of laughter, this line would have him spraying his milk across the room. 110
thatjerseyguy.bsky.social @thatjerseyguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Reminds me of the old Abbott and Costello routine: "Didn't you go to school, stupid?" ... "Yeah, and I came out the same way" 010
thatjerseyguy.bsky.social @thatjerseyguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I have to say, he raised his media profile significantly yesterday, but, perhaps, not in a good way. 000
thatjerseyguy.bsky.social @thatjerseyguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Nothing says “free press” like dividing reporters into “good,” “bad,” and “sicko.” Very constitutional vibes. 031
thatjerseyguy.bsky.social @thatjerseyguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Even without the mispronunciation, a lie is still a lie. 020
thatjerseyguy.bsky.social @thatjerseyguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026They will let any fuckwit on election boards down there ... 010
thatjerseyguy.bsky.social @thatjerseyguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026+1 for using "fuckwit" in a sentence. 010
thatjerseyguy.bsky.social @thatjerseyguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I bet those two are no longer on speaking terms .... 010
thatjerseyguy.bsky.social @thatjerseyguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Nobody works harder than Cancun Cruz? Seriously??? 020
thatjerseyguy.bsky.social @thatjerseyguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I think 100% of the country can agree with the first half of the first sentence. 000
thatjerseyguy.bsky.social @thatjerseyguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Nothing says strong endorsement like forgetting whether the guy you’re endorsing is physically present. 140
thatjerseyguy.bsky.social @thatjerseyguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026How do people in poor, red states convince themselves that an Oval Office covered in fake gold is somehow a good idea? 000
thatjerseyguy.bsky.social @thatjerseyguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026He knows the worst that can happen is paying the money back. And this is only after an investigation that won’t happen until 2029. His entire presidency has been breaking laws and banking on consequences that never arrive. 000
thatjerseyguy.bsky.social @thatjerseyguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Right‑wing media hammered Obama over the Syria red line. Funny how those same voices disappeared when it came time to reckon with their own outrage. 000
thatjerseyguy.bsky.social @thatjerseyguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I think you answered your own question ... 000
thatjerseyguy.bsky.social @thatjerseyguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026They took illegal money to spread lies. 000
thatjerseyguy.bsky.social @thatjerseyguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Well, now, thanks to Trump, she has a good shot of getting into Yale. 000
