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Horny Huffin' Human

@thathuffinghuman.bsky.social
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This is an AD Account for irl nudes and the like; minors DNI🔞 26 he/him Chronically single lmao 🏳️‍🌈 Vers Top Animal Lover, Gaymer, Pit Huffing Enthusiast, Daddy Humper and more 😉 📍DC Area Main: @ThatHuffingMutt.bsky.social

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Horny Huffin' Human @thathuffinghuman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Traveled to Baltimore today to buy some pretty rocks. Shame I don't have anyone to keep me company in my hotel room tonight~! 😈😉
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Horny Huffin' Human @thathuffinghuman.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Mmhh. Wood morning, everyone~
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Horny Huffin' Human @thathuffinghuman.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Almost walked out of the house wearing this (my favorite) shirt lmao 🤣 Ironically, I'm going out to buy some gardening supplies
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Horny Huffin' Human @thathuffinghuman.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
I've got a SERIOUS case of morning wood this #fcf
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Horny Huffin' Human @thathuffinghuman.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Are applications still open? 😉
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Horny Huffin' Human @thathuffinghuman.bsky.social · 25/07/2024
I bet you'd feel REAL good wrapped around my right now, cutie! 😈🍆
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Horny Huffin' Human @thathuffinghuman.bsky.social · 18/07/2024
It's my birthday today~! 🥳 Feel free to send me pics in your birthday suits as presents! Seeing a sea of balls, butts and pits would REALLY make today special!😈
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Horny Huffin' Human @thathuffinghuman.bsky.social · 14/06/2024
It's a #FCF double feature! 😈😘
Erect penis and hairy ballsHairy cock, balls and ass crack
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Horny Huffin' Human @thathuffinghuman.bsky.social · 04/06/2024
Heard we're doing an armpit chain~! 😈
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Horny Huffin' Human @thathuffinghuman.bsky.social · 26/05/2024
It took a little longer than anticipated, but today I finally started PrEP! :3
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Horny Huffin' Human @thathuffinghuman.bsky.social · 14/05/2024
Is it too late to offer you a hot bone, Pup? 😈
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Horny Huffin' Human @thathuffinghuman.bsky.social · 27/02/2024
Ah yes. Just what I imagine when I think of "Punk" aesthetic!
A gold and (presumed) rhinestone necklace in the shape of a cock and scrotum labeled "Punk Pendant Necklace Accessory" being sold for $19.99.
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Horny Huffin' Human @thathuffinghuman.bsky.social · 26/02/2024
Got a nice and MEATY bone for LOLO right here! 😈 The real question is whether LOLO will be a Good Boy who deserves it 😏
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Horny Huffin' Human @thathuffinghuman.bsky.social · 25/02/2024
No need to go looking, Pup! I've got a bone for ya RIGHT HERE! 😈
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Horny Huffin' Human @thathuffinghuman.bsky.social · 18/02/2024
I'm not allowed to get freaky and romance guys in AC:NH? Fine then! I'll make my own porn! 😈
Mediocre interpretation of the asshole, balls and veiny cannons cock of the villager Lobo from Animal Crossing, made in the Custom Design feature of Animal Crossing: New Horizons.
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Horny Huffin' Human @thathuffinghuman.bsky.social · 01/02/2024
You and me, by the look of it! 😈
PoV between my legs of the underside of my hard cock and hairy balls
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Horny Huffin' Human @thathuffinghuman.bsky.social · 30/01/2024
Oh, hey! I hit 600 followers! Neat! 😃 Thanks for all the support of my horny and thirsting! 😁
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Horny Huffin' Human @thathuffinghuman.bsky.social · 29/01/2024
Happy birthday, handsome~! 😉🥳 I've got the PERFECT candle for you, too! How about you blow it and make a wish? 😈🍆
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Horny Huffin' Human @thathuffinghuman.bsky.social · 26/01/2024
Google your birthday backwards to find your color! Mine is just a drab, washed out orange-brown color lol
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Horny Huffin' Human @thathuffinghuman.bsky.social · 25/01/2024
That's a REALLY good looking birthday cake you've got there!😉 I'd love to eat a big slice of THAT! 🤤 I've even brought a candle you can stick in it! 😈
Top-down view of my hard cock pressed against my hairy thigh in a public restroom.
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Horny Huffin' Human @thathuffinghuman.bsky.social · 24/01/2024
Happy birthday! 🥳 I didn't really have any full-body nudes just ready to go, so I decided to take a few for ya! 😉
High-angle PoV of me laying on my bed in nothing but a pink and black pup hood with my legs spread open and my left arm behind my head.High-angle PoV of me laying on my bed in nothing but a pink and black pup hood with my arms behind my head and my legs closed to push my cock and balls up.PoV between my legs of me laying on my bed in nothing but a pink and black pup hood with my legs spread open and my arms behind my head."Paint me like one of your French pups" in nothing but a pink and black pup hood.
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Horny Huffin' Human @thathuffinghuman.bsky.social · 24/01/2024
WOOF! 🥵 Your hole looks DAYUM tasty, handsome! 👅 FUCK I wanna breed you EVEN MORE! 😈🍆
Top-down PoV of me holding my erect cock in a public restroom.
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Horny Huffin' Human @thathuffinghuman.bsky.social · 23/01/2024
I've got some vitamin D for ya RIGHT HERE, handsome! 😉 It's a suppository, though; hope that's alright! 😈
Me holding my hard cock and hairy balls, fighting pointing the tip of my cock towards the camera.
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Horny Huffin' Human @thathuffinghuman.bsky.social · 22/01/2024
Have an artsy Monochrome Monday semi! 😉
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Horny Huffin' Human @thathuffinghuman.bsky.social · 22/01/2024
I tried my hand at making some cheong these past couple weeks. Turned out pretty good! 😋 Now I just gotta figure out what to do with it! 😅
Jar filled with transparent pink syrup labeled "Red Onion Cheong" and dated "Jan 20, 2024"
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Horny Huffin' Human @thathuffinghuman.bsky.social · 21/01/2024
What I want is to pin you to the bed and use your body in EVERY way I can think of, cutie! 😈 Ride your cock, fill your ass, sit on your face, fuck your throat; EVERYTHING! 😈😈
PoV between my legs, showing off my veiny cock, as well as my hairy balls, taint and ass crack.
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Horny Huffin' Human @thathuffinghuman.bsky.social · 17/01/2024
It's a nekid having kinda night! 😊 How about you show me how YOU'RE chilling right now? 😏 P.S. I'm playing "Beacon Pines". It's very fun; I highly recommend!
My naked lower body in front of a TV w/ the game "Beacon Pines" on-screen.
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Horny Huffin' Human @thathuffinghuman.bsky.social · 16/01/2024
Oh? You mean THIS cock?😉 It would be my PLEASURE, Sir! 😈
PoV between my legs of my hard cock and hairy balls.
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Horny Huffin' Human @thathuffinghuman.bsky.social · 12/01/2024
The MAL fit! 😉😈
Me in jeans and a plaid flannel shirt w/ a jacket tied around my waist.
I'm holding the shirt open to show off the black and pink bulldog harness in wearing underneath. 😉
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Horny Huffin' Human @thathuffinghuman.bsky.social · 12/01/2024
A last minute entry to Thirsty/Thigh Thursday! I've been wearing this jock all day at work AND just finished a pretty intense workout! 😈 The question is, should I wear it to MAL tomorrow? 😏
My bulge in a jockstrap from Pair of Thieves, thighs spread out for presentation.
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Horny Huffin' Human @thathuffinghuman.bsky.social · 10/01/2024
Requesting permission to breed, Pup! 😉
Me holding my veiny erect cock and hairy balls.
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Horny Huffin' Human @thathuffinghuman.bsky.social · 08/01/2024
And just so everyone knows, Death's got TWO options for his cock! 😈😉
Sheath and erect cock inserts for Shibadon Death figure.Sheath and erect cock inserts for Shibadon Death figure.
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Horny Huffin' Human @thathuffinghuman.bsky.social · 08/01/2024
Got a figure of Death (via "Puss in Boots: The Last Wish") from Shibadon! He looks so GOOD! 😍🥵
A figure of Death from "Puss in Boots: The Last Wish" wearing nothing but his cloak, exposing his sheath and balls.A figure of Death from "Puss in Boots: The Last Wish" wearing nothing but his cloak, exposing his sheath and balls.
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Horny Huffin' Human @thathuffinghuman.bsky.social · 06/01/2024
Squid ink linguine w/ clams! It's my first attempt, bit it SMELLS good, at least! I'll let you all know how it tastes!
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Horny Huffin' Human @thathuffinghuman.bsky.social · 05/01/2024
Oh, heck! I hit 500! DOPE! Thanks for that!
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Horny Huffin' Human @thathuffinghuman.bsky.social · 05/01/2024
Happy first #FCF of the year! 😈 (With an added dosage of my hairy balls!)
A PoV between my legs while sitting of my veiny semi-erect cock and hairy balls
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Horny Huffin' Human @thathuffinghuman.bsky.social · 03/01/2024
My, oh my! Look at the fun new toys that arrived for me today! 😉😈
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Horny Huffin' Human @thathuffinghuman.bsky.social · 02/01/2024
Rrrrr~! 😈 I've got a NICE and MEATY bone for you right here, Pup!
My semi-erect cock and hairy balls.
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Horny Huffin' Human @thathuffinghuman.bsky.social · 02/01/2024
Which smells better after my workout; right it left? The right has no deodorant; the left... ALSO has no deodorant! 😉😈
My hairy right armpit, post-workout.My hairy left armpit, post-workout.
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Horny Huffin' Human @thathuffinghuman.bsky.social · 02/01/2024
First workout of the year: COMPLETE! Today was leg day (plus a bit of glutes 😉)! Not much to show just yet, but here's hoping hard work will pay off over the course of the year! 😁
Me post-workout in nothing but a leopard-print jockstrap, facing the camera.Me post-workout in nothing but a leopard-print jockstrap, standing profile to the camera.Me post-workout in nothing but a jockstrap with my back and hairy butt facing the camera.
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Horny Huffin' Human @thathuffinghuman.bsky.social · 01/01/2024
I figure there just TAINT no better way for me to send off 2023! 😉😈
An upward angle shot between my legs, focusing on my hairy taint, balls and cock.
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Horny Huffin' Human @thathuffinghuman.bsky.social · 30/12/2023
It's a LITTLE~ late, but I wanted to try something a bit different for the last #FCF if the year! How does it look? 😉😈
Close-up of me holding my hairy balls and semi-erect cock around the base.
Also, there's a blurry life-size Lucario in the background.
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Horny Huffin' Human @thathuffinghuman.bsky.social · 29/12/2023
Me, too! 😈 Wanna show me where I'll be putting it? 😈😈
My hairy, semi-erect cock while sitting in a public restroom
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Horny Huffin' Human @thathuffinghuman.bsky.social · 28/12/2023
Did I intend to buy some Lovense toys today? No. ... But I simply had to take advantage of the discount while I could...
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Horny Huffin' Human @thathuffinghuman.bsky.social · 27/12/2023
This new phone camera makes my dick look GOOD! 🥴
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Horny Huffin' Human @thathuffinghuman.bsky.social · 27/12/2023
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Horny Huffin' Human @thathuffinghuman.bsky.social · 27/12/2023
GREAT! I'll be sure to get you WET and READY back there! THEN we can move on to some OTHER fun! 😈
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Horny Huffin' Human @thathuffinghuman.bsky.social · 24/12/2023
Hey, anyone up for a game of strip poker? 😉😈
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Horny Huffin' Human @thathuffinghuman.bsky.social · 24/12/2023
Looking through my phone, I do have a picture of the two BIGGEST wearables: The "Growler" (canine) and "Clyde" (horse) wearables from Primal Hardwere. ... Now, I feel inclined to also mention, I DO have a pic of me wearing Clyde, of you REALLY wanna see it... But fair warning; it is VERY cursed 😆
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Horny Huffin' Human @thathuffinghuman.bsky.social · 23/12/2023
What can I say? Some of y'all are downright CUTIES! 😉
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