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Moe Szyslak

@thatguymoe.bsky.social
67 followers 86 following 28 posts

Just your average bartender. Don’t piss me off, or you’ll pay by blood, capisce? Not affiliated with FOX or Matt Groening #MVRP #SimpsonsRP Mun and muse are 18+. LEWD & Minors DNI Ran by @cappykid.bsky.social

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Moe Szyslak @thatguymoe.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
WHY AM I IN THIS MESS???
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Moe Szyslak @thatguymoe.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
“Dang. Lots of people must really like me.”
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Moe Szyslak @thatguymoe.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
“That’d be nice. Thank you.”
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Moe Szyslak @thatguymoe.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
“The hell you think I was doing?”
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Moe Szyslak @thatguymoe.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
“Blame my washin’ machine. It’s been acting up for years.”
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Moe Szyslak @thatguymoe.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
//LE YOINKADOO
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Moe Szyslak @thatguymoe.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
“Whoever follows this kid gets a beer on the house.”
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Moe Szyslak @thatguymoe.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
“…what the hell is a kid doing at my bar?”
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Moe Szyslak @thatguymoe.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
“… I must be high.”
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Moe Szyslak @thatguymoe.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
“Now listen here, you. I don’t want any funny business in my bar, or my little friend Betsy will blow your brains out and harvest your skin for a scarf!”
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Moe Szyslak @thatguymoe.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
“Myself.”
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Moe Szyslak @thatguymoe.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
“Is that the fucking Joker?!”
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Moe Szyslak @thatguymoe.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
“Huh. Lots of people on here. Maybe this was a good idea.”
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Moe Szyslak @thatguymoe.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
“Who in the hell are these thots?”
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Moe Szyslak @thatguymoe.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
“Hey do I got a Blooze Skye? C’mon guys! I need a Blooze Skye! Wait a minute…” *MOE FROM THE SIMPSONS JOINS BLUESKY!*
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