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Eli

@thatdogeli.bsky.social
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That dog dude that's also a ranger. | he/him | 39 | Chi-town area. Pretty much dad status. Nerdy automotive guy. Rainbow mafia. The Background Boyfriend. All photos on profile are my own unless otherwise noted.

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Eli @thatdogeli.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
End of summer prep is really underway now! Gotta make sure all my tools are in good shape, and those that need one have a nice, shiny edge.
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Aennor Illustrations 🔞 @aennor.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Im hosting this comic's Auction here, In case you wanna bid: www.furaffinity.net/view/66224732/
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Flugeldog 🔞 @flugeldog.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
u come to me girthless. on fat cock friday
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Eli @thatdogeli.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
A big, dark, fluffy-faced Akita head sticking out the top of a Subaru sunroof was all i needed to fix me this morning oh my doG that was cute.
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Eli @thatdogeli.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Truly the first thing that popped into my head though www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Bos...
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Akeboshi「Wind」OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO
YouTube video by MUSIC Liverary
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Eli @thatdogeli.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I can now unmute SO many people again! (Sorry not sorry)
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Eli @thatdogeli.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Oh to be isekai'd into being one of the dateable character routes in a furry visual novel. Japanese, preferably.
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Eli @thatdogeli.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Not even the first near fist fight this year ive had to get in the middle of. What is wrong with people bro. Over a few freakin picnic tables too.
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Eli @thatdogeli.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Working on the holiday (and possibly on top of a big hill later!) Means I definitely have to sit in on these National Weather Service briefings.
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Eli @thatdogeli.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Thanks yeens!
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Eli @thatdogeli.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
THAAAAAANK YOU! <3
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Eli @thatdogeli.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
2.0T 5-spd, just made almost six hours behind the wheel feel like almost nothing but fun. It's tough to keep out of the turbo.
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Eli @thatdogeli.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
The whole Michigan crew was in attendance! It was a good time.
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Eli @thatdogeli.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Home safe and sound.
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Eli @thatdogeli.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Alright, okay. Time to stop burying the lead. Some of you got it! ...kind of. After strategic payments and finishing off certain loans...and admittedly a quickening downfall of my car...ive worked with a friend to get something new to me! Ill be driving home tomorrow, but im already smitten..
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Eli @thatdogeli.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Another early day, but this time its just a 'sit back and chill' sort if situation.
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Eli @thatdogeli.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
One short ride later and I'm in downtown Chicago! Got a nice little room, a fantastic bowl of ramen. Aaaaaand now I'm gonna pass out soon. Very tired, and there's another busy early morning tomorrow!
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Eli @thatdogeli.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
What's this thats happening? Trains? Why, whatever for?
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Eli @thatdogeli.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
WHHHHHHHHHHHHAT?! What does it MEAN?!
A cut paper check totalling the amount of sixteen thousand dollars.
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Scavvie Foxxo @scavengerfox.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
The hardest part of the Keep Furry Weird mindset isn't killing the part of you that judges others. It's killing the part of you that self-deprecates. How can you expect anyone to believe that you truly accept them for who they are when you can't even accept yourself for who YOU are?
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Eli @thatdogeli.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Tickets purchased. Room booked. Schedules plotted. Is it an amazing adventure like @vincewuff.bsky.social is about to leave on tomorrow? Not even nearly! Go find his stuff to follow something really special. But the last weekend of this month I'll be taking a mini adventure with a fun outcome.
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Eli @thatdogeli.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
The wheels of a positive change have been quietly turning in the background for about eight months now. One of the last major hurdles just cleared a few minutes ago. Stay tuned..
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Eli @thatdogeli.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Or their other apparent 'solution' "JuSt UsE XbOx ClOuD gAmInG" No. Fuck you. I bought the game that you released with broken bits. I'm not paying more because you're lazy.
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Eli @thatdogeli.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
An absolute shame. I was very much looking forward to Horizon 6. Is it the same as 5? Basically. Don't care. Sadly, the development team is barely making a handwave of acknowledgement to loads of players having crash issues, and straight up won't even consider fixes for my video card so...refund.
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Eli @thatdogeli.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
If you are lucky enough to be able to go out and enjoy the holiday weekend, I hope you're able to have a great time! I would also ask that you be patient and respectful to those who are working food service, retail, or public servants who are out and making sure services still function.
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Eli @thatdogeli.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Pole has about 300 yards of new line ready to go. Fishing license acquired. Time to get back out there.
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Eli @thatdogeli.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
These questions and more, from my dumb head. Hi.
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Eli @thatdogeli.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Yo, why do my headphone earmuffs kinda smell like banana runts? Moreover, why the FUCK am I smelling my headphone earmuffs?
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Eli @thatdogeli.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Yo is that a Morton Arboretum hat?! Also? Absolutely exquisite stuff.
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Eli @thatdogeli.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
No new pictures. Where are you at mentally? Tbh?
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Endless cycle
A drawing of a realistic dog wearing a tie saying; "I need to lock in and prove that I am capable. I need to be taken seriously." While a drawing of a cartoon dog says; "I need to stay silly and whimsical lest I lose the very essence of myself." Perpetrating an endless cycle
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Eli @thatdogeli.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Listening to some Dropkick Murphys real loud in the world truck today for some catharsis.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
@ItsBCJim

The bad part of getting older is that you become an NPC, the good part is that being an NPC rocks. Nothing like walking down the street with a thought bubble that's just a sandwich you're looking forward to. Protagonism is best left to teens and the insane
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 06/04/2026
NASA isn't why the US doesn't have universal healthcare, or a social safety net. The US doesn't have those things because politicians with the power to provide them choose specifically not to (with varying levels of support from voters). Enthusiasm for human spaceflight doesn't drive that choice.
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Eli @thatdogeli.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Adventure of the day! Boss: We have a report of a tree down across a trail at X preserve. Go check it out, other Ranger can bring chainsaw if needed. Me: Got it! Got on site, "Nah! I dont need a saw." Hooked chain around tree, hooked chain onto truck. Reverse until not a problem anymore.
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💀Jubi 💀 @jubilations.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Checking in NASA'S live stream of the Artemis II and just noticed they have Sailor Moon's Artemis watching as well. I love dorks
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Eli @thatdogeli.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Not naming any names about it, or categories, etc. BUUUUUUT Unwanted Twitch is a lovely extension so that I never have to see unwanted content/people.
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Eli @thatdogeli.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
It is day five now of my trip. While there has been something everyday that I have wholeheartedly enjoyed and will remember i also yearn for my room, my own bed, and some time in a quiet space alone.
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Eli @thatdogeli.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
First official day of the Park Ranger Institute! Deleware is a little cool and drizzly today, but its not stopping this group from adventures.
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Eli @thatdogeli.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Why yes, boss, I AM going to spend my morning "just washing my truck" because its disgusting and I cant see out of my mirrors! ...I also have less than twelve hours left of being on the clock until im gone at a conference for seven days. Yeah, imma take the easy W.
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
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Abel Orion ☘️ | Femboy VTuber @abelorion.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
PSA for all twitch lurkers: You can stop these scummy ads from happening by disabling the page visibility API. Here's the extension i use for it :3 Chrome-Based browsers: chromewebstore.google.com/detail/disab... Firefox: addons.mozilla.org/en-GB/firefo... #twitch
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Eli @thatdogeli.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I had the same idea! It's going well, honestly.
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Dadger says BLM @badger.dad · 11/03/2026
re: censorship of kinks every inch we give is a mile they’ll take later. not into a given kink? doesn’t matter. an attack on any of us is an attack on all of us. puritan furries: look inward. when you scratch the surface of your shame, you find the ideology that kills us. free yourself of it.
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Eli @thatdogeli.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Just throwing it out there to see if there's anybody that knows the area. In two weeks I'll be going to Delaware for a work conference. We'll be landing in Philly and going to Cape Henlopen State Park. Anybody know of anything cool/interesting to stop by or visit around those areas?
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보안부서 관리팀 @sd-planb.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
BANG👉 #furry
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Eli @thatdogeli.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
I spend my days at work doing very important and professional things yes
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Eli @thatdogeli.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Or leaves!
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Eli @thatdogeli.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
FUNNY YOU SAY THAT We had a thicket of cattails that wasn't catching. What do Rangers have in our trucks all the time? Toilet paper! Get square shovel, place TP in said shovel, douse with torch fuel, light, and YEET. (We made sure there was black or water established all around the thicket ofc)
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Eli @thatdogeli.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Early voting opens as early as a few days from now. PLEASE do your research, especially if you're here in IL like I am. Remember that while the administration is inherently stupid, evil, and lazy not all that align with them are, and money can even make them look like an ally.
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