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thatblueguy.bsky.social @thatblueguy.bsky.social · 1m

Your dyed hair would immediately make me think: 33.33 split between shaved, dyed, and shaped-and-dyed. Also, your preferred prominent lipstick style would make me think you would always want to trim enough to clearly see your labia.

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thatblueguy.bsky.social @thatblueguy.bsky.social · 3m

I mean, teeth are failure points. Since I did get them removed, I'm fine with it. Oh! But I already did tell you about the hilarious other post-operative incident, with that whole saga. So yeah, very mixed feelings. I hope yours don't keep bothering you. <3

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thatblueguy.bsky.social @thatblueguy.bsky.social · 3m

I have mixed feelings about my wisdom teeth. They never hurt me (I have a head the size of a mini-fridge), but I got gaslit into having them removed. And that DID suck, because I am from the age of barbarianism, and they just did it with Novocaine and nothing else. BUT I'm glad to be rid of them.

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thatblueguy.bsky.social @thatblueguy.bsky.social · 34m

- merch from punk or metal bands also indicates high probability of fashion pubes - tucked in t-shirt or polo = probably full bush, because they never look at their own genitals - apparel from a job with odd hours: 50/50 odds - scrubs: 60/40 in favor of SOMETHING - shaved head = probably trims

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thatblueguy.bsky.social @thatblueguy.bsky.social · 34m

You are NOT the only one who wonders about this exact thing. I have a whole, like, unintentionally developed system in my head, that kinda weighs the probabilities in my head. - the more visible piercings or tattoos, the more I think they have dyed, shaped, or shaved pubes

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thatblueguy.bsky.social @thatblueguy.bsky.social · 2h

This is why the French sometimes refer to the orgasm as "la petite mort."

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thatblueguy.bsky.social @thatblueguy.bsky.social · 3h

Actual flashlight-style fleshlights stripped out of their case always look a little bereft and desolate. On the other hand, you can't really do what they're doing here, if you leave the case on. They're realistically tight enough to make this, like, stunt all-the-way-in-and-out stuff difficult.

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thatblueguy.bsky.social @thatblueguy.bsky.social · 3h

I hate living in a state where they still treat weed like machine guns and machine guns like candy.

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𐔌՞. .՞𐦯 Star! @starbornecorvid.useless.pet · 4h

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thatblueguy.bsky.social @thatblueguy.bsky.social · 4h

No hate on anyone who enjoys either of those, obviously. But I'm more of a "girl covered in maple syrup, while she rides her tentacle dong" kind of guy. Middle ground.

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thatblueguy.bsky.social @thatblueguy.bsky.social · 4h

On the other hand, nobody does the WAM fetish right. It's an excluded middle. It's either "oops, I sat on a cake and got 2 square inches of white frosting on my lil' booty" OR "FUCK YEAH, WATCH ME MAKE REFRIED BEANS LOOK AS MUCH LIKE DOOKIE AS POSSIBLE, AND COVER MYSELF IN THEM, CREEPILY."

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thatblueguy.bsky.social @thatblueguy.bsky.social · 4h

Ya know, I actually would have to legit look into that. Like, if they have some kind of lowkey problem with food-related stuff. I have a mild WAM kink, and I have barely seen any of that stuff on OF.

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thatblueguy.bsky.social @thatblueguy.bsky.social · 4h

I've seen this! But I've only seen the cosmic horror version, where the dude put, like, AS MANY GOOGLY EYES AS HE COULD FIT ON HIS ENTIRE COCK AND BALLS. First time someone sent me that one, I was somewhere where I couldn't be seen laughing like a chimpanzee, and I almost died.

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thatblueguy.bsky.social @thatblueguy.bsky.social · 4h

1. Weird that he felt IMMEDIATELY PERSONALLY TARGETED, if he's so innocent. 2. They don't even have enough empathy to consider other, dudes, let alone, ya know, anyone else. Both these things just scale back slightly, when you diffuse the statement from "not me" to "not all men." Bullshit.

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thatblueguy.bsky.social @thatblueguy.bsky.social · 4h

Horribly enough, I've observed that "not all men" is the second level of this bullshit. I've actually seen dudes just blurt out "not me." This makes them seem SO sus, instantly, because:

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thatblueguy.bsky.social @thatblueguy.bsky.social · 5h

This is exactly why I consider it a mistake whenever I go a few hours not checking my feed. <3 I'm gonna be watching this, many times over.

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A ♥︎ @amanduhh333.bsky.social · 6h

I love this vid so much I need to give yall more like it

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Kate 🎃 Miami Fl @monsterschool.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Oops 😬

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Red 🖤 @tantalizingred.bsky.social · 13h

Just a few little wiggles. 🤭

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🔞bunny⋆.𐙚 ̊ {90$/200$} @bunnybbxoxo.bsky.social · 13h

thinking i could show off my new blue toy when my tip goal is filled 🫣

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Macy @missmacyx.bsky.social · 17h

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thatblueguy.bsky.social @thatblueguy.bsky.social · 12h

Goodnight, cutie. <3 have a wonderful night

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thatblueguy.bsky.social @thatblueguy.bsky.social · 20h

But some can go inside first, right? 😈

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BadKimmy 🔞 @kimmyx.bsky.social · 21h

Do you like the view? 👀 • #milf • #nsfw • #spicysky

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thatblueguy.bsky.social @thatblueguy.bsky.social · 21h

I think this is called the duality of woman.

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JeXXy @missjexxy.bsky.social · 22h

I smell really good, so you're gonna cum a little when we hug.

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thatblueguy.bsky.social @thatblueguy.bsky.social · 23h

I can't ever get enough of you, in general. <3

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thatblueguy.bsky.social @thatblueguy.bsky.social · 23h

Okay, but I didn't get back in the car. I stood there and let the tornado of pussy wash over me.

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JeXXy @missjexxy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Thank you so much @chrispib.bsky.social for this extra juicy tribute. And now that we've made each other cum, would you like to lick this pussy juice running down my thigh?

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thatblueguy.bsky.social @thatblueguy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Oh my god. This is what I needed to see. You are driving me absolutely crazy. <3 Instant, instant boner. Like turning on a light switch.

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thatblueguy.bsky.social @thatblueguy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I'd say it'd be your fault, but there's no fault. You're just being a very generous little girl.

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thatblueguy.bsky.social @thatblueguy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

They look bigger and softer and more gropeable every time I see them. <3 <3 <3

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JeXXy @missjexxy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I'm late for #TittyTuesday but right on time for #IFlashMyTitsAnyTimeIWant. Here's hoping it catches on.😉

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thatblueguy.bsky.social @thatblueguy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Yeah, eew. That's just wild that people do that. There's basically no way for you to know anything about where the tape came from or who's in it, or anything about it. I guess if both people were verified on the platform, and they both sent you the video? But then it's just inside baseball.

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JeXXy @missjexxy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Blatant panty shot

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thatblueguy.bsky.social @thatblueguy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

See, this is the power of feels. They fuck with your mind. I had to think my way past the unrequited crush feelings, to remember I had other opinions.

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thatblueguy.bsky.social @thatblueguy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Also, there's a whole branch of my family tree that got kinda cut off from everyone else, decades ago, that people didn't realize existed, until the 90s, and they live in Washington. Also, I like rain and fog, and I hate living in Texas. Basically, I should move up there.

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thatblueguy.bsky.social @thatblueguy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

One day, I will have time to do one of these for you. But I'm not half-assing it. You deserve maximum cum and maximum quality. <3

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JeXXy @missjexxy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I made this 2 days ago but haven't been online to post it :/ Thank you @ropespiller.bsky.social for this absolutely exquisite tribute. I came twice thinking about that warm cum running down between my tits.

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thatblueguy.bsky.social @thatblueguy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I had a huge crush on a girl from there, years ago, so I have positive associations.

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thatblueguy.bsky.social @thatblueguy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

It's okay, cutie. Take your time and just do what you want to do. <3 We just want you to have fun.

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thatblueguy.bsky.social @thatblueguy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Have a great night, cutie <3 cum extra hard

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