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Ian Harrison @thatblighterian.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Got less plastic in my Dell laptop.

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Ian Harrison @thatblighterian.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Quite something, but own a Dell laptop with less plastic in it than this gargoyle.

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Ian Harrison @thatblighterian.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Weapons-grade, Premier Division, Wanker.

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Ian Harrison @thatblighterian.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Needs to grow a bigger nose to fit of that shit on it.

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Ian Harrison @thatblighterian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Not as much as Ben Turpin would have been to know Kash Patel is rocking his look.

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Ian Harrison @thatblighterian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Schmitting your own bedsheets on live TV is some weapons-grade idiocy.

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Ian Harrison @thatblighterian.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

As a cat owner for 60+ years, you couldn't be more wrong!

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Ian Harrison @thatblighterian.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

This is Pendulous Sedge - named after the acclaimed Bluesman of the same name. #Facts

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Ian Harrison @thatblighterian.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Relatively speaking the #OrangeShitler's poll numbers are 'great', in fact they're fucking astonishing. 1 in 3 and a bit Americans will tell you so #FFS

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Ian Harrison @thatblighterian.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Got something brown under your nose there Scotty lad.

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Ian Harrison @thatblighterian.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

What a brilliant piece of smart TV 'DTF St Louis' is #HBO

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Ian Harrison @thatblighterian.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

That reminds me. Where are the pee tapes?

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Ian Harrison @thatblighterian.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

They're a cult. Diesel prices are their 'Jonestown' cyanide.

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Ian Harrison @thatblighterian.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

You see, brought up on #StarWars. Know it can be patchy. But this Mandalorian and Grogu flick is utter arse gravy.

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Ian Harrison @thatblighterian.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Whahahahahhaha. Ohhhh prahahahahahahahahaha. Classic.

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Ian Harrison @thatblighterian.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

In truth, my overies shrivelled up, and I've never had any.

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Ian Harrison @thatblighterian.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I'm finding this Chuck on Chuck #LadyDiana smackdown fascinating. The choices, the choices. Believing an old English aristocratic, entitled, pompous arse or a German who wanted to be a moose's tampon?

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Ian Harrison @thatblighterian.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I'm putting my mortgage on #Putin winning the #Russian General Election by a window fall and loads of submissions. #GrappleFans.

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Ian Harrison @thatblighterian.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Today, I will mostly be identifying as knackered.

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Ian Harrison @thatblighterian.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

#CathyNewman. The question you want to ask this 'resigning' #ReformUK wipe is 'what the fuck did you fucking expect you fucking idiot?

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Ian Harrison @thatblighterian.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I mean, all very historical and cute like, but look at the shit that thing is pumping out.

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Ian Harrison @thatblighterian.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

There are two types of people on this planet. People who dislike #Trump, and cunts. That applies to #Ireland too.

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Ian Harrison @thatblighterian.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Still a worse golfer than Kim Jung il though (38 under par, 11 holes-in-one, first round of golf he ever played). Ooooo, that must trigger the #OrangeShitler

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Ian Harrison @thatblighterian.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Intriguingly, this looks like a very shit version of Top Trumps: Perverts Edition.

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Ian Harrison @thatblighterian.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Blimey. If I was #PakistanCricket right now, I'd get out on purpose, get off the field pronto and apply for political asylum on Neptune. Two day Test on the cards.

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Ian Harrison @thatblighterian.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

James Cleverley really is a complete throbber ain't he? #Peston

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Ian Harrison @thatblighterian.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

If AI will 'kill us all' I wish it would stop knobing about and get on with it. Can't bear another season of #COYS being shit.

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Ian Harrison @thatblighterian.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

As #EnglandCricket moves on from Bazball to Carry On Capers - Cox out. LBW. #EngPak

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Ian Harrison @thatblighterian.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Labour: 'We're gonna make a stand against ethnic cleansing, illegal occupation and 60 years of breaking international law'. Tories; 'Wait, what's the rush?'

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Ian Harrison @thatblighterian.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Just put a modest bid in for a set of four Renoir knock-offs on Ebay.

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Ian Harrison @thatblighterian.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

No need. Guilty as fuck. Sucking up to #Clacton by bowling up in Stick of Rock cosplay. Despicable.

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Ian Harrison @thatblighterian.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Probably our greatest cultural gift to the world. That and megalomanic Bond villians.

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Ian Harrison @thatblighterian.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Oh, I don't know. Us English (and British) know an awful lot of swear words.

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Ian Harrison @thatblighterian.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Camilla Tominey is one vile, piss-faced crone. Utterly hideous. #GBNews #bbcNewsnight

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Ian Harrison @thatblighterian.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Ahhhh. 'Go to sleep you baby, Close your fat fuck eyes, Angels are above you, No chance mate - off to Hell you trot...'

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