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That Bastard Chap @thatbastardchap.bsky.social · 6h

This breakfast is dedicated to you, RJ! RIP

That Bastard Chap @thatbastardchap.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

4/4 6. I have over 1,000 hours in this game and I really wish I didn't. 7. It's a terrible game with an unlikeable protagonist and clunky gameplay. But I love it nonetheless. 8. My favourite zombie killing game! Big Pharma Bad! 9. This stress game turns into a fidget game and my best is 3:45.

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That Bastard Chap @thatbastardchap.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

3/4 4. This game was the biggest disappointment I ever had the misfortune of falling for its cinematic trailers. That and Cyberpunk 2077. 5. It's not about the buff lady! I SWEAR! But I really enjoyed how dedicated I was to dunk an orb into fire and free my team from hell.

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That Bastard Chap @thatbastardchap.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

2/4 2. This is my favourite game since it has management, a deadline and a soundtrack that rivals other mainstream music. The only gripe I have is that they didn't make their protagonist bisexual! Because the devs are cowards! 3. This is the first game I ever played and completed at the age of 4.

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That Bastard Chap @thatbastardchap.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

These are the videogames that defined me: 1/4 1. When I was in University, I made a report about the Telltale series. Due to how fixated I was on the story, characters and choices. However, behind the scenes of the game came corruption, mismanagement and a high reliance on investors to fund games.

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That Bastard Chap @thatbastardchap.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

3/3 7. This made me admire movies more closely since I never took into consideration of acting, cinematography and story until this. 8. Aside from the pedo cameo, I watched this a lot every Christmas when I was young. That and Elf, but this had Tim Curry. So yeah. 9. It's crap. But its good crap!

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That Bastard Chap @thatbastardchap.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

2/3 4. Recently watched this and never thought I would see a more detestable character than Roy from L.A Noir! hands down a great movie. 5. Watched this religiously in my childhood next to Ice Age. But this one has Danny Davito, so it beats it. 6. Might've awakened something. Great movie slop.

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That Bastard Chap @thatbastardchap.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

1/3 These are the 9 movies that defined me: 1. That shit slapped when I was a kid and easily forgave Michael Jordan's bad acting. 2. Bad movie. It fucked me up as it introduced me to the understanding that I will die someday. 3. The best performance I've ever seen from Nick Cage and his pig!

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That Bastard Chap @thatbastardchap.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

To be fair, most English people are happy to be away from other English people.

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That Bastard Chap @thatbastardchap.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I assume you'll need a volunteer for this lecture and ask the chat to pair up?

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I have an announcement.

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Green Screen Videos by Murdoink @murdoinkgs.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Duck Dodgers ultimatum dispatcher green screen

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That Bastard Chap @thatbastardchap.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I wish I wasn't tired everyday. I want to play with friends without the horrors of timezones and work schedules getting into every fabric of our lives. I just want pringle

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Game Changer @gamechanger.dropout.tv · 29/08/2026

C'mon Kurt show us genuine joy 🙂

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That Bastard Chap @thatbastardchap.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Fuck David Zaslav and his cronies for trying to take away absolute peak from us!

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Space Pirate K @spacepiratek.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Bro fuck this timeline. First Dolly NOW TIM? I swear the grim reaper is a incel chud.

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Bin Day cometh.

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That Bastard Chap @thatbastardchap.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

I can't do it, sir! It's staring right at me!

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That Bastard Chap @thatbastardchap.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

What's that!? Inspiration just struck!

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

There now follows a party election broadcast by the Count Binface Party, And if I do say so myself, it's a banger. #VoteBinface #Clacton

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That Bastard Chap @thatbastardchap.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Unlike the towers, these girls ain't falling!

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That Bastard Chap @thatbastardchap.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Are you suggesting that we now need a comically large weapon to attack these panties? Or if you defeat us, that we'll be sent back to camp in a cart?

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Can electoral lightning strike twice? #VoteBinface #Clacton

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That Bastard Chap @thatbastardchap.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

To the people that create movie scenes indoors: PLEASE STOP USING FOG MACHINES SO FUCKING MUCH! My asthma riddled lungs are working overtime to have a scene look like the entire room chain smoked an entire log's worth of ciggeretes every minute! Thanks for having me! :) Look forward to next time!

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Here it is. My manifesto for the 2026 Clacton By-Election. It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Join me, clean up Clacton and let's make 13th August Bin Day! #VoteBinface #VoteyMcVoteface #YesWeTinCan

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That Bastard Chap @thatbastardchap.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

I remember trying to swat away a fly from my ear. My dad proceeded to mockingly mimic my action as if i'm just soppose to let the fly enter my fucking ear. The older generation will get mad at us just for existing sometimes. I swear.

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