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That Autist Rob?

@thatautistrob.bsky.social
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No Redhats, Nazis, or otherwise fascist chucklefucks allowed. I post about autism, therapy, politics, funny shit, and life. Do not take me for some conjurer of cheap tricks. Be kind, take no shit.

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That Autist Rob? @thatautistrob.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What happened three years ago was a tragedy, carried out with murderous intent. But don’t think for a moment that it happened in a vacuum. That’s like admonishing the Sepoy Rebellion and just ignoring the British occupation of India.
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That Autist Rob? @thatautistrob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
*akchually we’re not “at war” because Congress didn’t declare war
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That Autist Rob? @thatautistrob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Remember when almost 6,000 “patriots” cheered the President inviting a country we’re at war* with to “take out” the largest Marine depot in the country? Y’all never get to say a single fucking word about “the troops” ever again.
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That Autist Rob? @thatautistrob.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hi MAGA! Rob here. Being anti-genocide is not the same as being antisemitic. And I can’t help but find it interesting that the folks who are throwing out “antisemitism” accusations are the same folks who are siding with literal Nazis. So, with all due disrespect, go fuck yourselves. Anyway, bye!
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That Autist Rob? @thatautistrob.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I fucking hate generative AI. I just saw a thumbnail on Youtube for a slop video titled, “Could Anakin Skywalker resist the One Ring?” No. No he couldn’t. That’s stupid. Fucking generative AI.
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That Autist Rob? @thatautistrob.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#NolanWellsDidNotDrown
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That Autist Rob? @thatautistrob.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There are officially more rapists in a single fraternity at Cornell University than there are trans athletes in the entirety of the NCAA.
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That Autist Rob? @thatautistrob.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Today, Senator Eric Schmitt (R-MO) produced what appears to have been an AI-generated misinformation image depicting incriminating text messages as evidence in a Senate hearing against Jack Smith. The very veracity of this image was quickly debunked because the bot got a sports team’s name wrong.
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That Autist Rob? @thatautistrob.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Today, Senator Eric Schmitt (R-MO) produced what appears to have been an AI-generated misinformation image depicting incriminating text messages as evidence in a Senate hearing against Jack Smith. The very veracity of this image was quickly debunked because the bot got a sports team’s name wrong.
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That Autist Rob? @thatautistrob.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"We've had vicious kings and we've had idiot kings, but I don't know if we've ever been cursed with a vicious idiot for a king!" -Tyrion Lannister
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That Autist Rob? @thatautistrob.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fuck your little essay. Come get your cowardly asses stomped. Yeah, it’s a threat. Sue me. #CornellSeven
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That Autist Rob? @thatautistrob.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don’t know who needs to see this, but Donald Trump is a bad person and you’re not crazy for thinking that.
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That Autist Rob? @thatautistrob.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Have you noticed that the dudebros who are telling you to “break free from the matrix” are the same dudebros who are investing in the matrix? Weird, huh? I wonder what that’s about.
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That Autist Rob? @thatautistrob.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Benjamin Netanyahu can kiss my ass.
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That Autist Rob? @thatautistrob.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Kinda hard to drown when there’s no water found in your lungs, ain’t it? #JusticeForNolanWells
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That Autist Rob? @thatautistrob.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If you celebrate what’s happening in Gaza, then I need you to know that I don’t give a singular shit about your opinions on the “sancitity of life.”
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That Autist Rob? @thatautistrob.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“You think they’re selling you truth; truth is, they’re selling you out.” [followed by the nastiest bass riff until ‘The Wreckage’ by Silversun Pickups] -Thrice, ‘Hoods on Peregrine’
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That Autist Rob? @thatautistrob.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
So, Trump spoke at the UN General Assembly today. It went about as well as you might think. He threatened to “annihilate” Iran and touted himself as the greatest à la Kanye West whenever he puts out a bad album. But hey, at least those nine trans people can’t play tennis or whateverthefuck.
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That Autist Rob? @thatautistrob.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“There is always smoke rising from Isengard these days.” -Treebeard
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That Autist Rob? @thatautistrob.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Of course the right missed the entire goddamn point of “Zeus’ Law” in Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey film. This would involve them treating every immigrant, sick person, and outcast as if they might be the second coming of Christ.
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That Autist Rob? @thatautistrob.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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That Autist Rob? @thatautistrob.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Remember when MAGA kept vandalizing the rainbow crosswalk outside of the Pulse nightclub where Daesh killed 49 and wounded 58 in the worst attack on US soil since 9/11? I do. I remember. So please forgive me if I don’t give a shit about your little statue of some dead podcaster being vandalized.
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That Autist Rob? @thatautistrob.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Every member of the US military who is killed after Thursday is Mike Johnson’s fault. If “the troops” matter to you, you should be outraged by his spineless and corrupt behavior.
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That Autist Rob? @thatautistrob.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My God, this administration is filled with the stupidest people. Just when you think they can’t get any dumber, they say shit like “We need to prepare for combat around the moon.” Y’all can’t even win a war on Earth.
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That Autist Rob? @thatautistrob.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I was never an Ed Sheeran fan, but I know how impactful P!nk’s music was to a lot of people. That one made me fucking mad, with the money she makes circlejerking to words like “compassion,” “empathy,” and “kindness.” Turns out, the guy who said “Imma steal your grampa’s style” has more of all three
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That Autist Rob? @thatautistrob.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
🎶Ed couldn’t wait To reap his own spinelessness Such a cowardly take Maybe P!nk will loan some dancers All you had to say Was “Genocide is bad” Silly ginger lad He watched the sunset Over his career🎶
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That Autist Rob? @thatautistrob.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Not taking a side in the midst of a genocide is siding with the genociders.
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That Autist Rob? @thatautistrob.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Today I was asked by one of those weirdos with nothing better to do than to harass women at Planned Parenthood if I “believe in the Bible.” I responded, “No, sir, I don’t. And that’s entirely because I don’t believe anything or anyone that is so arrogant as to say they speak for God.” No response.
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That Autist Rob? @thatautistrob.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Lindsay, that isn’t fair. If Ed doesn’t follow orders, then who will? Orders need to be followed.
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That Autist Rob? @thatautistrob.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
MAGA did a sprinting nosedive straight from anti-vax and anti-trans to peptide and HRT injections and that will never not be funny and/or stupid to me.
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That Autist Rob? @thatautistrob.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"Somehow, it does not feel like a coincidence that a lot of the panic about the autism diagnosis being overly broad or too many people being diagnosed came just as more autistic women received a diagnosis." -Eric Michael Garcia
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That Autist Rob? @thatautistrob.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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That Autist Rob? @thatautistrob.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
That’s fair. There’s a sense of irony to it all, to be sure.
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That Autist Rob? @thatautistrob.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
From here on out, I want you to hold my ass to the fucking fire, if you’re willing.
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That Autist Rob? @thatautistrob.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Okay. I will never do that again. I’m sorry. That was a pizza cutter comment: all edge and no point. Thank you 🫡
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That Autist Rob? @thatautistrob.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Hey, remember when Adolf Hitler made all the German officers swear the Führereid starting in 1935? Yeah so what the fuck was that at the Trumpalooza rally?
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That Autist Rob? @thatautistrob.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
They crashed Grindr. Again. That is all.
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That Autist Rob? @thatautistrob.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Today marks 25 years since the September 11th attacks. I continue to mourn the nearly 3,000 killed in the attacks, as well as the over quarter million civilians killed in the War on Terror that followed. At a certain point, we no longer get to claim victimhood, which was already flimsy at best.
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That Autist Rob? @thatautistrob.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If you’re upset about Charlie Kirk memes today, just remember when your hero and martyr told you that, “Empathy is a made-up, new age term.” And before you say a goddamn thing, I don’t give a fuck about the context.
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That Autist Rob? @thatautistrob.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Donald Trump is the kid in school who just lies about his uncle being a Power Ranger, but he’s 80 years old with the nuclear codes.
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That Autist Rob? @thatautistrob.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Here’s the thing: he very clearly isn’t good for it. This is the guy who, on the eve of the 25th anniversary of 9/11, lied (once again but different this time) about his involvement in the attacks, saying he was pulled from the rubble.
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That Autist Rob? @thatautistrob.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Donald Trump is now saying that he will pay a “Trump dividend” of $5000 to every US citizen if The Party wins the midterms. Ah yes, along with the DOGE and tariff checks. Not only is he trying to buy the election, he’s using the “I’ll get you back later; you know I’m good for it” strategy.
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That Autist Rob? @thatautistrob.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
First he bragged about his building being the tallest in Lower Manhattan. Then he lied about sending crews. Now he’s lying about being pulled from the wreckage.
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That Autist Rob? @thatautistrob.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
You are responsible for your actions. Even if you are on drugs. Even if you have trauma. Even if you are mentally unwell. You are responsible for your actions. Part of dialectical thinking is that we hold BOTH to be true, not for one to be a qualifier or exemption.
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That Autist Rob? @thatautistrob.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Harry Potter and the Adults Who Should Have Read Another Goddamn Book By Now At This Point
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That Autist Rob? @thatautistrob.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Trump made threats. Iran responded by hitting four US bases. Trump vowed vengeance until there was “nothing left.” He bombed a wedding, and killed more kids in the process. Look, I’m glad he lied about the “nothing left” part, but this guy is a fucking monster.
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That Autist Rob? @thatautistrob.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
This goddamn claw machine is FUCKING BROKEN
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That Autist Rob? @thatautistrob.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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That Autist Rob? @thatautistrob.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Being anti-fascist is kind of chic.
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That Autist Rob? @thatautistrob.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The fucking claw machine is broken
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