thatandymart.bsky.social @thatandymart.bsky.social · 2hSugar in your tea? Yes please. And maps and shanties and a splash of Ennui. @imcmillan.bsky.social 000
thatandymart.bsky.social @thatandymart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Stella did and, as you can see, it made her invisible. And her sister. @imcmillan.bsky.social 011
thatandymart.bsky.social @thatandymart.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I love the cafe at the cutlery museum. @imcmillan.bsky.social 000
thatandymart.bsky.social @thatandymart.bsky.social · 07/09/2026She sells Seashells. On the inter Net @imcmillan.bsky.social 010
thatandymart.bsky.social @thatandymart.bsky.social · 31/08/2026You need a shave, Gordon. I’ll fetch the trowel and the gobbo @imcmillan.bsky.social 020
thatandymart.bsky.social @thatandymart.bsky.social · 17/08/2026She stood in the doorway. No, that’s wrong. She was the doorway and the doorway stood in her. @imcmillan.bsky.social 031
thatandymart.bsky.social @thatandymart.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Eventually we will catch that giant mouse. I’m confident of it, sir. @imcmillan.bsky.social 071
thatandymart.bsky.social @thatandymart.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Of course the planet Neptune has half-day closing every Thursday. @imcmillan.bsky.social 040
thatandymart.bsky.social @thatandymart.bsky.social · 29/07/2026‘It’s boiling in here’ said Frank to Jim ‘and the condensation makes my glasses dim’ @imcmillan.bsky.social 010
thatandymart.bsky.social @thatandymart.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Perms and conditioners apply. @imcmillan.bsky.social 010
thatandymart.bsky.social @thatandymart.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I knew these would come in handy in a power cut. Now, where’s me matches? @imcmillan.bsky.social 040
thatandymart.bsky.social @thatandymart.bsky.social · 06/07/2026He threw Caution to the wind. NB: Caution is the name of his wallaby. @imcmillan.bsky.social 000
thatandymart.bsky.social @thatandymart.bsky.social · 29/06/2026There’s something different about Steve. Ah yes: he’s got a pocket square. @imcmillan.bsky.social 021
thatandymart.bsky.social @thatandymart.bsky.social · 22/06/2026I don’t like going to the pub with flat-earthers. They never get a round in. @imcmillan.bsky.social 040
thatandymart.bsky.social @thatandymart.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Sandra bought Ronald a budget airline for his birthday. @imcmillan.bsky.social 030
thatandymart.bsky.social @thatandymart.bsky.social · 08/06/2026The kitchen opera isn’t over until the flat ladle swings. @imcmillan.bsky.social 171
thatandymart.bsky.social @thatandymart.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Now that’s what I call an ‘…and finally…’ @imcmillan.bsky.social 030
thatandymart.bsky.social @thatandymart.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Now that’s what I call a really performative shrug! @imcmillan.bsky.social 020
thatandymart.bsky.social @thatandymart.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Remember that short-lived craze for giant business cards? I do! @imcmillan.bsky.social 010
thatandymart.bsky.social @thatandymart.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Wearing my other heart. @imcmillan.bsky.social 040
thatandymart.bsky.social @thatandymart.bsky.social · 27/04/2026The Three Kings approached the manger. @imcmillan.bsky.social 010
thatandymart.bsky.social @thatandymart.bsky.social · 19/04/2026The rain has its own dance to make itself happen; it’s intricate, you know. @imcmillan.bsky.social 1101
thatandymart.bsky.social @thatandymart.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Boots as chalk. Sky as board. @imcmillan.bsky.social 060
thatandymart.bsky.social @thatandymart.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Men called Frank are always reincarnated as giraffes. @imcmillan.bsky.social 021
thatandymart.bsky.social @thatandymart.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Not much on TV tonight, Brenda. Let’s have an early night before the mashing scene starts. @imcmillan.bsky.social 000
thatandymart.bsky.social @thatandymart.bsky.social · 23/03/2026The best advice I ever had was ‘Don’t give nicknames to cheese’. @imcmillan.bsky.social 481
thatandymart.bsky.social @thatandymart.bsky.social · 16/03/2026The crocodile yawned, scaring the sleeping truck driver. @imcmillan.bsky.social 071
thatandymart.bsky.social @thatandymart.bsky.social · 09/03/2026He was as happy as a lark’s outhouse. Yes, you guessed it: unhappy. @imcmillan.bsky.social 000
thatandymart.bsky.social @thatandymart.bsky.social · 02/03/2026And this photo was obviously taken before the island’s dentist died. 130
