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👉Alaina @thatalaina.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

The word choose always looks wrong to me. It's a lose - loose situation.

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👉Alaina @thatalaina.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Hey is epitome pronounced epitome or epitome

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👉Alaina @thatalaina.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Just saw a post on threads about Angine de Poitrine by some American saying how much he loves this band from France. The comments are of course entirely people correcting him, but then they devolve into Quebecers arguing over which region they're from and it's just perfect.

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👉Alaina @thatalaina.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

HOW DO I CONVINCE THE SENS TO PICK UP BRANDON TANEV. I NEED A TANEV ON MY TEAM PLEASE LAWD ITS ALL I WANT FOR HALLOWEEN CHRISTMAS AND MY BIRTHDAY.

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👉Alaina @thatalaina.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I got to write a very polite and professional email response at work today that if read in the tone I intended is actually quite bitchy and I will live off this catharsis for weeks.

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👉Alaina @thatalaina.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

How do I get the scammy begging accounts to stop reposting everything I post?

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👉Alaina @thatalaina.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Olivia Coleman and Rufus Sewell as Mrs and Mr Bennet are far far too hot and now I don't care about Elizabeth and Darcy.

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👉Alaina @thatalaina.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Watching a dozen "what I read this month" wrap ups on tiktok makes me FEEL like I've read dozens of books But I have, in fact, only read .. half a book.

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👉Alaina @thatalaina.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Hey you guys the face scan of Brady Tkachuk for NHL 27 just leaked

A picture of Brady Tkachuk, definitely not Sloth from the goonies

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👉Alaina @thatalaina.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Watched Tracy & Martina: Going Out West tonight and it was an A+ good time. Yous should all watch it.

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👉Alaina @thatalaina.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Fine! I guess I'll watch Heated Rivalry now

Screenshot of a headline announcing Paul Gross and Mila Jovovich as being cast in Heated Rivalry S2

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👉Alaina @thatalaina.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Two things can be true at the same time. Doug Ford's responses to dumbdumb are funny. Doug Ford is a complete failure as a premier who needs to be removed.

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👉Alaina @thatalaina.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I woke up choking on my own spit today so that was fun. Yet another thing I will blame on the CPAP machine and definitely not my own body and the perils of aging.

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👉Alaina @thatalaina.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Alright I finally started the Farseer Trilogy by Robin Hobb and someone better tell me it's all going to be ok because the first two chapters of Assassin's Apprentice absolutely destroyed me. Justice for Nosy 😭😭😭😭

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👉Alaina @thatalaina.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Anyone else listening to the new Live Tragically Hip album and crying quietly to yourself while you work? Just me? Cool

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👉Alaina @thatalaina.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

We wouldn't share our dinner so she's being dramatic.

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👉Alaina @thatalaina.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

One way to get me to stop sending you a million posts all day in any social media platform is to change your profile picture. I will never find you again. Do I remember your user name? Of course not.

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👉Alaina @thatalaina.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

And then immediately tell them to stop trying to eat the ball of fur.

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👉Alaina @thatalaina.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Finally got on Kanopy (thank you Ottawa Public Library) and watched Jimpa. What a beautiful movie. I will watch literally anything with Olivia Coleman in it. She is absolute perfection in everything.

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👉Alaina @thatalaina.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

The entire population of Ottawa is going to have weather related PTSD before the end of this summer.

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👉Alaina @thatalaina.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

2026 has, in fact, NOT been on its best behavior. I'm sick ... AGAIN.

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👉Alaina @thatalaina.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Sometimes I repost a tiktok. Sometimes I send it to each of my friends individually. Do I understand what the difference is. No. Will I stop doing that? Also no.

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👉Alaina @thatalaina.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Anyone who has read Victorian Psycho can you give me some recommendations? I needed that book to be about 5 times longer.

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👉Alaina @thatalaina.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

I need Paramore to know I'm 42 and still go crying to my mama on the regular

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Dr. Jeroen W.P. Wijnendaele @drdragases.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

I am once again begging Hollywood to stop using the Greek alphabet for an Ancient World movie, if they can't afford to even throw a couple of quid at anyone with an inkling of the language. Unless they really think audiences are dying to see THS THDPSSSSPS

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👉Alaina @thatalaina.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Umm. I don't even know what to write for the ALT text

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👉Alaina @thatalaina.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Anyone have any tips or tricks to ease a lingering dry hacking cough? Got an xray- all clear. Got an inhaler - doesn't seem to be helping. I'm dyyyiiiiing.

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👉Alaina @thatalaina.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

I never had to read Romeo and Juliet in school, and this is basically the only adaptation I've seen outside of children's shows.

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👉Alaina @thatalaina.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

If you ever want to mess with a Canadian tell them Don Cherry is Eagle-Eye Cherry's dad.

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👉Alaina @thatalaina.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Post barely remembered book covers from your childhood.

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👉Alaina @thatalaina.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Today I learned that the song XO is not, in fact, a John Mayer original. It also answers a lot of questions.

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👉Alaina @thatalaina.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

This is a cat check point. Relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone.

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👉Alaina @thatalaina.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

If I eat nothing but toasted English muffins with peanut butter and a cup of tea for the rest of my life how long before I die of malnutrition 🤔

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👉Alaina @thatalaina.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

I can't believe Pizzaballa is a real Italian surname.

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👉Alaina @thatalaina.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

New cat update: The last 72 hours have been huge. She's out of her hiding spots a ton. She slept at the end of our bed last night. She is playing and exploring. It has been really heart warming to watch her come out of her shell. Here is much less frightened Willow

A close up of Willow as she's getting pets on the bed

Willow sitting on top of her cat tree by the window

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👉Alaina @thatalaina.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

I got a small amount of glee when I'm busy sending my friend videos on one app and I'm getting notifications from another app that they're liking the ones I sent them there THEY CAN NEVER ESCAPE ME

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👉Alaina @thatalaina.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

When it feels like everything is going to shit and out of your control, it's time to listen to 20+ y/o Bloodhound Gang albums. Jimmy Pop will fix everything.

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👉Alaina @thatalaina.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

On Tuesday we brought a new cat home. It has been a very difficult 3 days. She is extremely shy and scared. We think we are making progress, then we realize we were probably just stressing her out more. Tonight has been the hardest, but I think we're still doing ok. She who has yet to be named

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👉Alaina @thatalaina.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

Hearing the term quarter backing used in Hockey has to be my biggest ick right now. I hate it so bad. Usually if I hear it during NHl games I just leave the room. What am I supposed to do during Women's Olympic Hockey?! WHY ARE THEY DOING THIS? TO ME? SPECIFICALLY!

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👉Alaina @thatalaina.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

You know all the people complaining about not understanding the halftime show are the same people who RUN to the dance floor at every wedding for the Macarena.

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👉Alaina @thatalaina.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

Why do Americans say mullet weird? Stop it. Weirdos.

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👉Alaina @thatalaina.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

Ok like I get that what the Tkachuks said about girls using their hockey nicknames was gross to them was not taken well, but do y'all not understand that Brady isn't his team nickname? It's Chucky. Calling him Braeden instead of Brady is literally nothing? Hi I'm like 5 months late to everything.

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👉Alaina @thatalaina.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

Hello 2026. Nice to meet you. You best be on your best behaviour. We don't need a repeat of your brother 2025.

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👉Alaina @thatalaina.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

Why is everyone mad at Pantone for making a pretty clear point. Pantone *waves wildly at all the bullshit of the last year* "Nah this is what you get assholes, live with it"

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👉Alaina @thatalaina.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

Happy turkey dinner for lunch on a Thursday day to my American friends. Please explain the dish with the marshmallows

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poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

it’s not a phase

hell yeah a super punk kitty rocking a big spiky collar

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👉Alaina @thatalaina.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

Can anyone confirm if Carney has been taking meetings with William Nylander? Cuz this is really giving "it's only three games, what's the big deal" energy

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👉Alaina @thatalaina.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

This post backfired. My cat passed away last weekend. So for those keeping score so far this year it's been my Dad, my car, and now my cat. Please let this year just end.

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