That 505 Bear @that505bear.bsky.social · 04/06/2025All this beef getting ready to get in the shower 🥩 🚿 1044832
That 505 Bear @that505bear.bsky.social · 27/05/2025Driving back to NM with the bros and I got to play my favorite game: Where the Fuck is My Wallet? The winner? Back in California 🤬😣😭 1190
That 505 Bear @that505bear.bsky.social · 26/05/2025100% not constructed to fit in airplane seats. Too. Much. Beef. 52408
That 505 Bear @that505bear.bsky.social · 26/05/2025Update: failed at airporting, missed flight, stranded in Dallas for the night. Hit me up if you’d like to meet up for a beer or sex or food or sex 0110
That 505 Bear @that505bear.bsky.social · 26/05/2025Finally found an open shitter and may have busted a pre-flight nut or two. Here’s a view of my pants for context 21183
That 505 Bear @that505bear.bsky.social · 25/05/2025DFW you are musty and there’s nowhere to take a shit. Guess I’ll just have more beer and eye fuck random dudes 0110
That 505 Bear @that505bear.bsky.social · 25/05/2025Do airports make anyone else thirsty and horny and a little anxious all at the same time? 41462
That 505 Bear @that505bear.bsky.social · 25/05/2025#SoLongAgoSunday I busted a feral nut on my bathroom wall and it never spoke to me again. I keep a cleaner bathroom these days I promise. 1031825
That 505 Bear @that505bear.bsky.social · 25/05/2025Can you imagine looking over and seeing this next to you??🤩 3603
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That 505 Bear @that505bear.bsky.social · 25/05/2025Wish locker rooms still looked like this without all the towel dancing bullshit 1221
That 505 Bear @that505bear.bsky.social · 24/05/2025We’ve all got that one jock that’s held together by jizz, sweat, piss and prayers 0353
That 505 Bear @that505bear.bsky.social · 24/05/2025Someone get those briefs an overtime check they put in the WORK 🥵🔥🤩 081
That 505 Bear @that505bear.bsky.social · 23/05/2025I lost track of what Thursdays were!! Sooooo #ThiccumThursday late again?? 1761626
That 505 Bear @that505bear.bsky.social · 21/05/2025I just booked an appointment to get a PA and now I’m nervous 5260
That 505 Bear @that505bear.bsky.social · 21/05/2025#wideloadwednesday Built to take a pounding 2371353
That 505 Bear @that505bear.bsky.social · 21/05/2025Fuck I missed it by two minutes!! Late Entry for Tummy Tuesday! Pardon the garage! 1669129
That 505 Bear @that505bear.bsky.social · 21/05/2025Here I was thinking I had to be dead to get to heaven 0686
That 505 Bear @that505bear.bsky.social · 20/05/2025“Pull ‘em to the side” a classic tighty whities bating maneuver. 0212
That 505 Bear @that505bear.bsky.social · 20/05/2025Love sharing a greased penis with my bator bros 071
That 505 Bear @that505bear.bsky.social · 20/05/2025God Bless that jockstrap, it’s doing God’s work 🤤 0290
That 505 Bear @that505bear.bsky.social · 20/05/2025We all have that one friend who can’t piss without dropping their pants 060