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that-sid.bsky.social @that-sid.bsky.social · 1h

It's actually kinda crazy how real the mandate of heaven is. God's mouthpiece said "Go Sox" and a team that was setting records for sucking is now in contention to go to the world series

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that-sid.bsky.social @that-sid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

This is my favorite system of a down lyric

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that-sid.bsky.social @that-sid.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

His win was necessary to escape the purgatory of that 15 inning nightmare. But allowing him to win a second time for no reason was hubris, and the Mariners are being punished for it. The only solution is to throw him into the sea and erect an effigy that fans are encouraged to abuse

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that-sid.bsky.social @that-sid.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Oh okay so y'all want DEI when it's women and browns but not when it's dogfuckers. So much for the tolerant left

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that-sid.bsky.social @that-sid.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

You can always spot F2P players because they don't have any transmog currency

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that-sid.bsky.social @that-sid.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Yeah that asshole didn't even invent the oof sound for roblox

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that-sid.bsky.social @that-sid.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

At this point it would just piss me off if they did

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that-sid.bsky.social @that-sid.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

What an absolute embarrassing season for the Mariners. A fucking disaster in so many different ways, a train wreck in slow motion, and the entire time it's felt completely self inflicted. Really don't care what happens with the remaining season after this game against the Athletics.

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that-sid.bsky.social @that-sid.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

"these candidates are anti-trans, I can't in good conscience vote for someone who would bring harm upon my friends and family who are trans" "Oh my GOD it's always SOMETHING with you people!!! BLUE NO MATTER WHO!!!"

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that-sid.bsky.social @that-sid.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Thought this was a reference to the guy who invented lying about inventing the oof sound at first

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that-sid.bsky.social @that-sid.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Is this legal in Celtic guardian format?

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that-sid.bsky.social @that-sid.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Women don't do crimes, that's woke now

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that-sid.bsky.social @that-sid.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

This season has been miserable but i guess ultimately it's on me for continuing to show up and watch so #GoMs I guess 🤷

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that-sid.bsky.social @that-sid.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I'm afraid they're going to complain more once it comes out

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that-sid.bsky.social @that-sid.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

How does this data map onto La Stella numbers?

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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Just listened to this yesterday, very cool birds!

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that-sid.bsky.social @that-sid.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

What the fuck I just made this bed and they're making me lie in it this is bullshit

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that-sid.bsky.social @that-sid.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Dipoto: we rescue past their prime veteran platoon players, but they keep regressing at T-Mobile and we have to release them Fans: It sounds like you're just feeding veteran utility players to T-Mobile park

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that-sid.bsky.social @that-sid.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Steve would kick you right square in the dick for saying shit like that

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that-sid.bsky.social @that-sid.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Oh boy it's been a hot minute since I had the chance to whip this out

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that-sid.bsky.social @that-sid.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

The Mariners getting thrashed by a division leader after already winning the series

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Seattle Mariners @notmariners.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

RAAAAANNNDYYYYYYY!!!

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that-sid.bsky.social @that-sid.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Honestly the spreadsheet people discourse is not of much interest to me, but it is heartening to see nonsensical discourse finally making its way over from tw*tter

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that-sid.bsky.social @that-sid.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

is this stealth spreadsheet people disk horse?

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that-sid.bsky.social @that-sid.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

No no it's just SA, no qualifiers needed

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that-sid.bsky.social @that-sid.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

THATS MY BIG LEAGUE SECOND BASEMAN, ATTA BOY COLE YOUNG

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that-sid.bsky.social @that-sid.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

An absolute nuke from Cal Raleigh. After the season he and this team has had, after the road trip theyve had, and after going down early to a good team, to send a message like that. These dork ass losers just don't know how to quit 🥹

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that-sid.bsky.social @that-sid.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Imagine seeing this comment and being like "FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU"

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that-sid.bsky.social @that-sid.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

After having their season buoyed from complete disaster by child Cole Young and more recently Brock Rodden, the Mariners have made the bold decision to sacrifice another in the pursuit of the elusive 54%, after the sacrifice of child Colt Emerson didn't quite take.

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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 20/08/2026

I'M IN NEW YORK WHERE IS ROBERT MOSES

the promotional art for DOOM where the Doom Guy is in hell fighting a bunch of demons and evils and he looks sick and in the background the song "the only thing they fear is you" is playing and it fucking whips

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that-sid.bsky.social @that-sid.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

We're reaching critical levels of mariber we may not be equipped to handle

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that-sid.bsky.social @that-sid.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Incredible new vectors in sucking at baseball. Thr game is so old, it is near impossible to be the first at anything. So much baseball has been played, to be a pioneer in getting your ass kicked is incredible. New unexplored territory in getting your shit rocked. Vast new frontiers in being losers

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that-sid.bsky.social @that-sid.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

It's true! In fact 40% of all domestic abuse cases are prevented by cops! Just google 40% cops!

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that-sid.bsky.social @that-sid.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Alright time to scuttle the Mariners season. No more playing through injuries, no more giving chances to dudes who are trying to find it. They're not competitors, time to start resting and getting ready for 2028.

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that-sid.bsky.social @that-sid.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

You just make your stomach lining face tank that shit?

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that-sid.bsky.social @that-sid.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Capitalists be like "please bro just let me own slaves bro please bro I need to own these slaves, if I don't own these slaves I'm going to die bro, BRO PLEASE JUST GIVE ME THE SLAVES IDGAF THEY CAN BE COMPUTERS I JUST NEED SLAVES"

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that-sid.bsky.social @that-sid.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

3ish years of positive momentum into seemingly every single mariner forgetting how to bat over the winter like kids forgetting long division over summer break. We're hitting levels of Mariber previously thought impossible.

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that-sid.bsky.social @that-sid.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Taking three years of positive momentum and converting that into one of the most inept offenses in recent history is truly the most Mariners thing this team could do. It's baffling. No one has answers as to why. There isn't one. This is just what Seattle baseball looks like it seems. GoMs.

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that-sid.bsky.social @that-sid.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Yo why did my favorite baseball team "sell" at the trade deadline? If you don't have a good chance to make the playoffs just acquire better players?

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