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Chicago’s Premier Ferret Boy @that-beach-andy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Kinda need that cutie that was dancing with Galilea idk idk

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Chicago’s Premier Ferret Boy @that-beach-andy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Drag Race UK stays mistreating its contestants of color like wtf was this last episode?

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vandalarose.bsky.social @vandalarose.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I’m gonna say this right now. This is for US. For Chicago. 🖤 I hope I make y’all proud. I would be nothing without my family, my friends, and my community. Thank you for all the love. Xoxo, Vanda LaRose STAR OF THE BOULET BROTHERS DRAGULA SEASON 7

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Chicago’s Premier Ferret Boy @that-beach-andy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Go like my new pics if you follow my insta 👀

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Chicago’s Premier Ferret Boy @that-beach-andy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Locktober this Locktober that how about you lock in and get that bag momma 🤑

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Chicago’s Premier Ferret Boy @that-beach-andy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

On the train playing Pokemon Go and this lil tatted nerdy cutie of a man just puts his phone in my face without a word with the QR code to be friends in Pokemon Go Alexa. Play Where Is My Husband by RAYE 😍

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Chicago’s Premier Ferret Boy @that-beach-andy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Men keep playing in my face so I’m gonna unwind by pretending to be butch and assembling furniture.

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Chicago’s Premier Ferret Boy @that-beach-andy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Yes let’s listen to the lady who looks like she needs her grandkid’s help to send a .jpg

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Chicago’s Premier Ferret Boy @that-beach-andy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The workers at the Merch Mart Dunkin are braver than the marines

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Chicago’s Premier Ferret Boy @that-beach-andy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

For Pokemon Winds and Waves I only ask that Pombom become a Fairy type plzzzzz 😭

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Chicago’s Premier Ferret Boy @that-beach-andy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Sometimes I like a guy who’s kinda throwable. Ya know?

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Chicago’s Premier Ferret Boy @that-beach-andy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Just booked a solo trip to St. Louis to see some friends at their housewarming party. Love adulting

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Chicago’s Premier Ferret Boy @that-beach-andy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

If they let you munch then buy them lunch idk idk

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Chicago’s Premier Ferret Boy @that-beach-andy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

No man will ever get in the way of me getting nachos supreme with carne al pastor at Taco & Burrito House

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Chicago’s Premier Ferret Boy @that-beach-andy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Some of ya’ll didn’t pay $36k a semester to pretend to be a bird and it shows

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Chicago’s Premier Ferret Boy @that-beach-andy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Do I bother to campaign for anything this year? Like if I made an impact on people they’ll remember me idk idk (Not to be taken seriously this is just a three line rant)

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Chicago’s Premier Ferret Boy @that-beach-andy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Song cut out for a whole minute at Queeriod tonight so I sang the shit live while they fixed it 😂

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Chicago’s Premier Ferret Boy @that-beach-andy.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Who needs a personality when you have a body like peeled string cheese

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Chicago’s Premier Ferret Boy @that-beach-andy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Feels like I need to get a tarot reading to see why I’m just feeling so off lately

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Chicago’s Premier Ferret Boy @that-beach-andy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Where in Uptown can a guy get some good Plantains? Like I wanna cook some up so bad 😭

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Chicago’s Premier Ferret Boy @that-beach-andy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Lowkey feels like I’ve hit a wall in a few areas in life and I honestly am not sure how to deal.

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Chicago’s Premier Ferret Boy @that-beach-andy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Can’t get the iPhone duo cuz my dumb ass is going to treat it like a flip phone, slam that shit shit when one of you pisses me off, and now I’m out a phone screen.

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Chicago’s Premier Ferret Boy @that-beach-andy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

If you really think about it, capybara are the bears of the rodent community.

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Chicago’s Premier Ferret Boy @that-beach-andy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Breakfast for dinner or 7-11 pizza? Yes these are the options tor tonight.

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Chicago’s Premier Ferret Boy @that-beach-andy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I think I’m done with Mexico All Stars. Hmu when they crown someone.

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Chicago’s Premier Ferret Boy @that-beach-andy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Buzzed at the beach and am indeed feeling feral. This could go real well or real poorly

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Chicago’s Premier Ferret Boy @that-beach-andy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Fuuuck I wanted to go beach but it’s so overcast is it worth going?

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Chicago’s Premier Ferret Boy @that-beach-andy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Ended up chatting up this man on the walk to Hydrate and it turns out to be Claire’s dad

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Chicago’s Premier Ferret Boy @that-beach-andy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Sometimes I just think. And that’s the problem 😮‍💨

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Chicago’s Premier Ferret Boy @that-beach-andy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I may want to date someday but that doesn’t mean I’ll stop myself from having my fun in the meantime. 🫰🏼

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Chicago’s Premier Ferret Boy @that-beach-andy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

The fact Dolly had to go before you know who is just infuriating

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Chicago’s Premier Ferret Boy @that-beach-andy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

To this day the farthest west I’ve gone is Houston 🫥

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Chicago’s Premier Ferret Boy @that-beach-andy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Getting dicked down is no different than hitting the reset button on a tamagotchi.

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Chicago’s Premier Ferret Boy @that-beach-andy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Going to get some authentic Italian food today at this little family owned restaurant. Olive Garden in case ya’ll wanna look it up.

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Chicago’s Premier Ferret Boy @that-beach-andy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Put in my two weeks at my current job. Starting the new one the day after Labor Day 🙏

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Chicago’s Premier Ferret Boy @that-beach-andy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

“You’re supposed to wake me up not give me existential dread and impostor syndrome!” (Me to my second iced coffee of the day)

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Chicago’s Premier Ferret Boy @that-beach-andy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Idk if I need to unpack/analyze why I’ve gotten so freaked or shut down the two times I been to Cell Block? Like both times any momentum I have gained that just grinds to a halt even when I’m just there with friends 🫠

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Chicago’s Premier Ferret Boy @that-beach-andy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Can’t even get good news without getting dealt another blow 😒

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Chicago’s Premier Ferret Boy @that-beach-andy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Alright this slump is getting old. Any day now?

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Chicago’s Premier Ferret Boy @that-beach-andy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Can someone explain the appeal of circuit parties? Cuz they look like a nightmare

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Chicago’s Premier Ferret Boy @that-beach-andy.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Literallt frothing at the mouth at this cast 😵😵😵

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