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thaifoodmary666.bsky.social

@thaifoodmary666.bsky.social
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Life is a movie and I am both the lead and the audience.

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thaifoodmary666.bsky.social @thaifoodmary666.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Look I KNOW Ryan Coogler has been pretty anti-Sinners sequel, but hear me out… Lisa Chow: Vampire Hunter
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thaifoodmary666.bsky.social @thaifoodmary666.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
After 14 seasons of binging Always Sunny it just clicked that each of the gang technically have a job at the bar, they aren’t just a group randomly hanging out & occasionally working as needed. Dennis’s the bartender, Dee’s the waitress, Mac’s the bouncer, Charlie’s the janitor, & Frank’s the owner.
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thaifoodmary666.bsky.social @thaifoodmary666.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
I had the absolute most random, unhinged dream I’ve ever had last night and I’ll just let this logline I wrote after waking up from it in the middle of the night explain
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thaifoodmary666.bsky.social @thaifoodmary666.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
White woman coworker to Black woman coworker: I want you to do your hair in twist-ups! *long pause* Black woman coworker: what do you think twist ups are
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thaifoodmary666.bsky.social @thaifoodmary666.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
When my conservative coworkers ask what my political opinions are
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a cartoon of a dragon with the words your worst nightmare below it
ALT: a cartoon of a dragon with the words your worst nightmare below it
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thaifoodmary666.bsky.social @thaifoodmary666.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
I’ve never known what I’d do if I had a Time Machine (other than stand over baby Hitler’s cradle conflicted on the morals of killing a baby only to realize I’m not like him & leave him unharmed, of course) but I think I’d tell Shakespeare about the modern insult “ass hat.” I think he’d like that one
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thaifoodmary666.bsky.social @thaifoodmary666.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
@truesunlight.com I’m still catching up on the show so apologies if this has been brought up already but does anyone feel like dick harpootlian timed out the release of his book & subsequent podcast tour to the release of the Hulu murdaugh show to try to distract from the fact that he defended Alex?
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thaifoodmary666.bsky.social @thaifoodmary666.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Yo, what is happening. First @lpontheleft.bsky.social interviews the scumbag Dick Harpootlian, now Kate Winkler Dawson is interviewing him on Wicked Words? Do better, guys. This is disgusting. @exactlyright.bsky.social @mandy-matney.com @elizfarrell.com @truesunlight.com
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thaifoodmary666.bsky.social @thaifoodmary666.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
The Maureen Ponderosa Wedding Massacre episode of Always Sunny is Sinners if they were white
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thaifoodmary666.bsky.social @thaifoodmary666.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
I like how when I lived in LA & worked in the film industry I never felt creative/inspired bc all my energy was going towards working in the industry so I moved home & got a “normal” job & now I feel inspired but if I moved back to LA I won’t feel inspired bc I’d be working in the industry but if I
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thaifoodmary666.bsky.social @thaifoodmary666.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
My personality is 90% the current TV show I’m watching and I’m currently watching Always Sunny, so apologies to my friends and family.
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thaifoodmary666.bsky.social @thaifoodmary666.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
I’ve learned, since being single, that having sex with yourself is almost exactly like having sex with a man, down to watching Always Sunny afterwards in the afterglow. The only difference is I actually orgasm.
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thaifoodmary666.bsky.social @thaifoodmary666.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
I can die happy Merv replied to my comment on Instagram 🥰
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thaifoodmary666.bsky.social @thaifoodmary666.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Sometimes I fantasize about the kind of life my mom would have had if she’d aborted me
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thaifoodmary666.bsky.social @thaifoodmary666.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
When do we get to the part where we drag them out of their palaces and behead them in the streets because I’m ready when everyone else is
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thaifoodmary666.bsky.social @thaifoodmary666.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
There’s something beautiful about listening to Henry and eddie scream about sandwiches on @lpontheleft.bsky.social and I look up and see this. Is this a sign from the universe to donate to Unbelievably Friendly Organisms??
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thaifoodmary666.bsky.social @thaifoodmary666.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
@rejectedjokes.bsky.social have you ever realized your name is Bench Warts?
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thaifoodmary666.bsky.social @thaifoodmary666.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
So tickled they’re discussing Wisconsin dells on @lpontheleft.bsky.social . Fun fact: I am so Midwestern that my parents honeymooned in Wisconsin dells. I said what I said.
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thaifoodmary666.bsky.social @thaifoodmary666.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
My best advice to the youth of today is to sing along to teenagers by my chemical romance at the absolute top of your lungs every chance you get while you’re still a teenager
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thaifoodmary666.bsky.social @thaifoodmary666.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
@myfavoritemurder.bsky.social my favorite part of this week’s minisode is Georgia’s little pantsing sound effect: hehnh!
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thaifoodmary666.bsky.social @thaifoodmary666.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
If I ever die in a catastrophe as hilarious as a molasses flood, you all have permission to laugh when you talk about it. @lpontheleft.bsky.social
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thaifoodmary666.bsky.social @thaifoodmary666.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
@nspband.bsky.social I am BEGGING you to do a cover of maniac by Michael sombello 🙏🙏🙏🙏
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thaifoodmary666.bsky.social @thaifoodmary666.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Yes yes learning Spanish in high school has helped me gain a greater appreciation for my mixing pot country and the world at large blah blah blah but honestly learning the words to La Bamba and being able to bring down the house at karaoke has been my favorite lesson from high school Spanish
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thaifoodmary666.bsky.social @thaifoodmary666.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Is it too much to ask for a bisexual socialist emotionally secure man
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thaifoodmary666.bsky.social @thaifoodmary666.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Not a man, not a woman, but a secret third thing (a cryptid)
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thaifoodmary666.bsky.social @thaifoodmary666.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Not a man, not a woman, but a secret third thing (a muppet)
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thaifoodmary666.bsky.social @thaifoodmary666.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Not a man, not a woman, but a secret third thing (an eldritch horror)
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thaifoodmary666.bsky.social @thaifoodmary666.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
@stephenking.bsky.social I feel like you’d like @nightvaleradio.bsky.social
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thaifoodmary666.bsky.social @thaifoodmary666.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
After a lifetime of being obsessed with true crime, I’ve found that 99% of “unexplained deaths” or “unexplained mysteries” can be explained by police corruption. The other 1% is Mothman. @myfavoritemurder.bsky.social @lpontheleft.bsky.social #crimejunkie
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thaifoodmary666.bsky.social @thaifoodmary666.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Self-checkout employee at meijer: what a cute cake! Me: thanks! It’s my dog’s birthday! Self-checkout employee at the meijer: Me: *smiles delusionally* Me: *picks up cake* have a nice day!
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thaifoodmary666.bsky.social @thaifoodmary666.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
I just asked someone how many laps are in the Indy 500 don’t text
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thaifoodmary666.bsky.social @thaifoodmary666.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Me: I look approachable and friendly at work My face when literally the smallest inconvenience happens:
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thaifoodmary666.bsky.social @thaifoodmary666.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Friendly advice from an avid bookworm: just because you CAN self-publish your book on amazon, doesn’t mean you SHOULD
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thaifoodmary666.bsky.social @thaifoodmary666.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Are you the adhd friend that’s always interrupting or are you the autistic friend that’s always being interrupted
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thaifoodmary666.bsky.social @thaifoodmary666.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
I just tried applying for a GSBRKHNK vanity plate, as in Gas Brake Honk from the Simpsons, and somebody ALREADY HAS IT. WHO ARE YOU. UNLESS YOU’RE CONAN O’BRIEN HIMSELF I STG
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thaifoodmary666.bsky.social @thaifoodmary666.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Not a man, not a woman, but a secret third thing (a menace)
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thaifoodmary666.bsky.social @thaifoodmary666.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
I will never get over that Tom Wambsgans is Mr. Darcy and I’ve seen both show and movie and didn’t connect it until JUST. FUCKING. NOW.
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thaifoodmary666.bsky.social @thaifoodmary666.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Wait okay Georgia but did you think of squash gourds? Like double the pun? Eh? Ehh? Ehhhhh? @exactlyright.bsky.social @myfavoritemurder.bsky.social
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thaifoodmary666.bsky.social @thaifoodmary666.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Imma say I manifested @lpontheleft.bsky.social covering the Port Arthur Massacre by listening to @exactlyright.bsky.social’s Rewind with Karen & Georgia and thinking “huh, this sounds like something lpotl would cover,” and then maybe four days later their part 1 episode drops.
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thaifoodmary666.bsky.social @thaifoodmary666.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
I had a dream last night that I was on some cooking show with Gordon Ramsey, and the dish I made was so incredibly bad that Gordon could tell I obviously wasn’t a professional and was gently telling me the correct way to prepare the dish, and it was almost worse than him screaming at me.
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thaifoodmary666.bsky.social @thaifoodmary666.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
If I had a nickel for every time I listened to a podcast that reviewed the Xfiles season 3, episode 18 “Teso Dos Bichos,” I would have TWO nickels. @stevenraymorris.bsky.social @planetoffinks.bsky.social @megbash.bsky.social #thepurrrcast #thebestworstpodcast
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thaifoodmary666.bsky.social @thaifoodmary666.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
@myfavoritemurder.bsky.social just want you to know that every time I hear that Jared commercial, I follow “what mom’s really want for Mother’s Day” with “SOME GODDAMN PEACE AND QUIET”. Every time. Livens up the day.
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