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@thadmortimer.bsky.social
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Gay 🏳️‍🌈 Irish 🇮🇪 Horny 🍆 Neurodivergent, absurdly nerdy, and socially awkward. Dedicated Bator. Sharing what turns me on & more... 😉 DMs open, but don’t be weird. Reposts appreciated. MDNI 🔞 NSFW

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Thad @thadmortimer.bsky.social · 48m
#horny again! The only solution to this problem available to me is get my #saturbate on! 🥵😋 #gay #gayirish #cock #hairy #bator
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Thad @thadmortimer.bsky.social · 9h
It’s #softcocksaturday so here’s me showing off my (temporarily) soft #cock #gay #gayirish #hairy #bator #scs
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Thad @thadmortimer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Suck, fuck, or be fucked? 😈 #gay #gayirish #cock #hairy #ass #fatcockfriday #fcf
Baring my hairy ass and thick erect cock
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Thad @thadmortimer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It’s #FatCockFriday lads, time to get your dicks out! Who likes to see me wet? 🚿 😏 #gay #gayirish #cock #hairy #bator #fcf
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Thad @thadmortimer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Happy #MonoChromeMonday my beautiful followers. #gay #gayirish #cock #hairy #bator #mcm
My slim hairy naked body, heavy cock and balls on display in black and white.
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Thad @thadmortimer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Feels so good to have the time to play with my #cock again 😌 #gay #gayirish #hairy #sundaycumday
My hard cock ready to be played with 😈
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Thad @thadmortimer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Thought my feet looked pretty nice last night as I lay in bed. Thought I’d share for all my fellow #feetlovers out there #gay #gayirish #footfetish #feet #toes
My bare feet
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Thad @thadmortimer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Some of my favourite films are B&W 🤔 Some of my favourite nudes too 😏 Happy #monochromemonday you guys! #gay #gayirish #cock #hairy #bator #mcm
My naked hairy body, with uncut cock and balls on display, shot in artful monochrome… this could be art right?
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Thad @thadmortimer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
That was with a partner.
Was that swimming pool story with a partner or a random stranger?
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Thad @thadmortimer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Nope, I mostly do a bit of HIIT at home and a LOT of walking.
Are you a regular gym goer?
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Thad @thadmortimer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I was quite young. We were both just a couple of curious boys coming to understand our bodies 😋
When was your first time touching another guys dick?
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Thad @thadmortimer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
If I’m remembering correctly I think it was okay, but not great. First times often aren’t. Kinda put me off it for a while - which I regret now, cause I enjoy it.
How was your first time as a bottom?
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Thad @thadmortimer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Not an easy one 🤔 Probably the time in the swimming pool. Both a little tipsy. Feeling each other under the water with our hands and feet, jerking and sucking each other’s cocks. That was very hot. Would like a repeat… not the tipsy part though cause I don’t drink anymore 😅
Tell us about your best outdoor experience
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Thad @thadmortimer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Glad to know you’re enjoying it 😈 I never thought of recording that. Next time 😏
I'm stroking to your content right now. Would love to have seen your hole gape after removing that dildo
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Thad @thadmortimer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Well I’ve had multiple outdoor experiences 🫣 I’m not sure why I find it so hot, maybe it’s the element of risk?
Tell us about that outdoor experience and why it was so horny for you
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Thad @thadmortimer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
One of the very first full length novels I read as a kid was Dracula. Been a fan of vampire books, films, etc. ever since (for better and for worse 😅)
What book(s) has/have stuck with you the longest?
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Thad @thadmortimer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It was a compilation of bukkake scenes! (so it’s been on my mind 😋)
What's the last video or erotic story you read that made you cum?
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Thad @thadmortimer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Not in person, no. Haven’t yet had the pleasure 😋
Have you ever jerked or otherwise enjoyed the naked company of a follower?
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Thad @thadmortimer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Probably outdoors stuff. Not especially kinky I guess, though there was a bit of added foot stuff 😋
What's the kinkiest thing you've done or experienced?
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Thad @thadmortimer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Bukkake with me in the middle of half a dozen guys… and probably getting fucked at the same time. That would be soooo hot 🥵😅
What's your dirtiest fantasy
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Thad @thadmortimer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
See, what’d I tell ya? Doesn’t stay soft for long 😅 #gay #gayirish #cock #hairy #saturbate #bator
My hard cock and balls in a cock ring
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Thad @thadmortimer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Admittedly much later than I’d normally post but I’ve been surprisingly busy. So happy #softcocksaturday boys! Now to browse the TL and get hard 😋 #gay #gayirish #cock #hairy #bator #scs
Proudly displaying my hairy body, my thick bush, and my soft, uncut cock… which won’t remain soft for long I assure you 😋
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Thad @thadmortimer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
In person? Very rarely. Online? A little more often.
How often do you bate with other guys?
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Thad @thadmortimer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Noted. More brief pics 👍
Please can we see some more of you in your briefs?
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Thad @thadmortimer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I get really turned on by a freshly cleaned body with just a subtle hint of a nice fragrance. I dunno what it is but cleanliness is next to horniness for me 😋 Not super into strong body scents.
What scents and smells turn you on?
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Thad @thadmortimer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Oh my god, wow! Thank you! 🫣☺️
Your brown body hairs are so beautiful-chest, armpits, pubes,
everything! All the love and best for you!
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Thad @thadmortimer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
People were asking me to post more ass on here and so I was gonna post this for #mcm then realised that was daft and saved it for today! Anyhoo, happy #humpday you crazy guys. #gay #gayirish #hairy #ass
My hairy ass lovingly captured in tasteful B&W.
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Thad @thadmortimer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
We’ll have to get my psychiatrist to chip in for this one 😋 I guess I’m not really relationship material - which is fine. I don’t feel the need to be in one and I like just being responsible for myself - that’s enough work as it is 😅
Why are you single?
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Thad @thadmortimer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I mean you could ask 😅 Seriously though, it would depend on how well the date went and how comfortable I felt with you. Even then I still might not want to do it. So long as you respect that, we’re good.
Is it ok to ask for recording sex on a first date?
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Thad @thadmortimer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I used to trim my bush, but it turns out a lot of guys like it grown out so I’ve been keeping it. I shave my balls and shaft though for comfort reasons. Used to shave my ass back in the day but hairy holes seem to be in fashion and the less I have to shave, the better 😅
What do you trim? What do you shave?
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Thad @thadmortimer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Ah, well not that many! I was in a monogamous relationship for ages which would affect the number. So it probably would average out to 1 - 2 a year. This year so far though it’s working out a bit higher 😏😋
Body count time! What is your average number of sexual partners in a year?
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Thad @thadmortimer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Haha, good one! I have no idea. Fellatia Cummerdick? I don’t know, is there a formula? I don’t really follow drag 😅
What would be the drag name of your penis?
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Thad @thadmortimer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Nope, not yet. Couple of close calls though 😅
Did you ever get caught while having sex or masturbating?
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Thad @thadmortimer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I’m sorry, it’s been a while since I did something for #tummytuesday Am I forgiven? 🥹 PS: Yes, sometimes I do wear clothes. PPS: Bonus bush. You’re welcome. 😏 #gay #gayirish #hairy
Me, in grey shorts and a green t-shirt, pulling the former down and the latter up to expose my furry tummy… and also my bush as a bonus.
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Thad @thadmortimer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Blue. Some guys seem to really love ‘em 😅
What color are your eyes?
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Thad @thadmortimer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
That’s an easy one: my car.
What's the most grown up purchase you've ever made?
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Thad @thadmortimer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
If they were they never said anything! 😅 But it’s not that intimidating really is it? I mean, it’s well within the average range.
Has a partner ever been intimidated by the size of your willy?
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Thad @thadmortimer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Trousers usually, but I’d typically specify what kind; Jeans, tracksuit bottoms, shorts, etc. and under that goes my underwear… which I don’t bother with around the house (and occasionally even dispense with when out and about 😏)
Do you call the articles of clothing you wear around your waist: Pants or trousers? Pants or underwear?
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Thad @thadmortimer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Chill and relaxed with plenty to drink to stay hydrated, lots of albo (or the equivalent), towels, chilled music, the option to watch porn, and easy access to a shower for clean up. Well now… that’s a surprisingly mature answer there, huh? 😅
describe your ultimate bate weekend with a bro.
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Thad @thadmortimer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Yup, it sure does. En garde!
Does your cock points/ curves up when fully hard?
We should swordfight
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Thad @thadmortimer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I’ve never thought about this before so good question! I’m not the most comfortable person in a crowd so maybe 5 max. But I don’t know if I’d do better in a sexually charged atmosphere or worse - I could see that going both ways 😅 but that’s aiming a bit high - I’ve never even had a threesome… yet 😈
What is the best amount of guys for an orgy in your opinion? How many would be too many?
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Thad @thadmortimer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
You just walked in on me while I’m in the shower! 🤬 Well, make yourself useful and start scrubbing 🧼 😏 Happy #monochromemonday chaps. #gay #gayirish #cock #mcm #hairy #bator
My wet and soapy naked hairy body in the shower with semi-erect cock on display. One arm is raised to hold the camera, exposing my armpit. The other is tweaking one of my nipples.
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Thad @thadmortimer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Maybe not today. Taking a bit of a break 😅😮‍💨
Any new videos of yourself you can share?
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Thad @thadmortimer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Oops, sorry! I missed one! I’m not sure. In cars on the side of the road, in carparks, on a canal bank, in a swimming pool, abandoned farmyard… none of these are especially wild, are they? 😅
where is the wildest place you've hooked up?
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Thad @thadmortimer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It would be my pleasure… no, OUR pleasure 😈😋
I've never topped but the idea of us both going at it, REALLY turns me on... so how are you taking my top virginity?
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Thad @thadmortimer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Turned 39 in august. Can’t believe it 😅
What age you?
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Thad @thadmortimer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The experience of the movie? Hands down, The Dark Knight.
What movies have you seen in theaters where you're certain it enhanced the experience?
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Thad @thadmortimer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
On a non-sexy phone call yes. Never did it on a non-sexy video call. I’m too expressive. It would be obvious something was going on 😅
Have you ever been touching yourself, naked or otherwise having sexy time while on a non sexy phone/video call?
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Thad @thadmortimer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Gosh maybe 7 times. I don’t do that much any more, prefer long sessions now 🥵😋
Most you've jerked to completion in a day?
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Thad @thadmortimer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
When I’ve been edging for a while I tend to hit my face (and mouth) more often than not 😅 Even when I haven’t been edging it’s a risk. I cum a lot and there’s usually a lot of power behind it 🍆💦💦💦🥵 Ended up with cum in my eye more than I’d like to remember 😖😅
Have you ever hit your face cumming)
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