Thad @thadmortimer.bsky.social · 48m#horny again! The only solution to this problem available to me is get my #saturbate on! 🥵😋 #gay #gayirish #cock #hairy #bator 0141
Thad @thadmortimer.bsky.social · 9hIt’s #softcocksaturday so here’s me showing off my (temporarily) soft #cock #gay #gayirish #hairy #bator #scs 3808
Thad @thadmortimer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Suck, fuck, or be fucked? 😈 #gay #gayirish #cock #hairy #ass #fatcockfriday #fcf 71206
Thad @thadmortimer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026It’s #FatCockFriday lads, time to get your dicks out! Who likes to see me wet? 🚿 😏 #gay #gayirish #cock #hairy #bator #fcf 11109
Thad @thadmortimer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Happy #MonoChromeMonday my beautiful followers. #gay #gayirish #cock #hairy #bator #mcm 11019
Thad @thadmortimer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Feels so good to have the time to play with my #cock again 😌 #gay #gayirish #hairy #sundaycumday 521919
Thad @thadmortimer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Thought my feet looked pretty nice last night as I lay in bed. Thought I’d share for all my fellow #feetlovers out there #gay #gayirish #footfetish #feet #toes 1231
Thad @thadmortimer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Some of my favourite films are B&W 🤔 Some of my favourite nudes too 😏 Happy #monochromemonday you guys! #gay #gayirish #cock #hairy #bator #mcm 1714
Thad @thadmortimer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Nope, I mostly do a bit of HIIT at home and a LOT of walking. 100
Thad @thadmortimer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I was quite young. We were both just a couple of curious boys coming to understand our bodies 😋 060
Thad @thadmortimer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026If I’m remembering correctly I think it was okay, but not great. First times often aren’t. Kinda put me off it for a while - which I regret now, cause I enjoy it. 100
Thad @thadmortimer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Not an easy one 🤔 Probably the time in the swimming pool. Both a little tipsy. Feeling each other under the water with our hands and feet, jerking and sucking each other’s cocks. That was very hot. Would like a repeat… not the tipsy part though cause I don’t drink anymore 😅 100
Thad @thadmortimer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Glad to know you’re enjoying it 😈 I never thought of recording that. Next time 😏 110
Thad @thadmortimer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Well I’ve had multiple outdoor experiences 🫣 I’m not sure why I find it so hot, maybe it’s the element of risk? 100
Thad @thadmortimer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026One of the very first full length novels I read as a kid was Dracula. Been a fan of vampire books, films, etc. ever since (for better and for worse 😅) 120
Thad @thadmortimer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026It was a compilation of bukkake scenes! (so it’s been on my mind 😋) 130
Thad @thadmortimer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Probably outdoors stuff. Not especially kinky I guess, though there was a bit of added foot stuff 😋 100
Thad @thadmortimer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Bukkake with me in the middle of half a dozen guys… and probably getting fucked at the same time. That would be soooo hot 🥵😅 130
Thad @thadmortimer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026See, what’d I tell ya? Doesn’t stay soft for long 😅 #gay #gayirish #cock #hairy #saturbate #bator 113916
Thad @thadmortimer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Admittedly much later than I’d normally post but I’ve been surprisingly busy. So happy #softcocksaturday boys! Now to browse the TL and get hard 😋 #gay #gayirish #cock #hairy #bator #scs 618612
Thad @thadmortimer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I get really turned on by a freshly cleaned body with just a subtle hint of a nice fragrance. I dunno what it is but cleanliness is next to horniness for me 😋 Not super into strong body scents. 100
Thad @thadmortimer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026People were asking me to post more ass on here and so I was gonna post this for #mcm then realised that was daft and saved it for today! Anyhoo, happy #humpday you crazy guys. #gay #gayirish #hairy #ass 1572
Thad @thadmortimer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026We’ll have to get my psychiatrist to chip in for this one 😋 I guess I’m not really relationship material - which is fine. I don’t feel the need to be in one and I like just being responsible for myself - that’s enough work as it is 😅 020
Thad @thadmortimer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I mean you could ask 😅 Seriously though, it would depend on how well the date went and how comfortable I felt with you. Even then I still might not want to do it. So long as you respect that, we’re good. 000
Thad @thadmortimer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I used to trim my bush, but it turns out a lot of guys like it grown out so I’ve been keeping it. I shave my balls and shaft though for comfort reasons. Used to shave my ass back in the day but hairy holes seem to be in fashion and the less I have to shave, the better 😅 050
Thad @thadmortimer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Ah, well not that many! I was in a monogamous relationship for ages which would affect the number. So it probably would average out to 1 - 2 a year. This year so far though it’s working out a bit higher 😏😋 010
Thad @thadmortimer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Haha, good one! I have no idea. Fellatia Cummerdick? I don’t know, is there a formula? I don’t really follow drag 😅 000
Thad @thadmortimer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I’m sorry, it’s been a while since I did something for #tummytuesday Am I forgiven? 🥹 PS: Yes, sometimes I do wear clothes. PPS: Bonus bush. You’re welcome. 😏 #gay #gayirish #hairy 4833
Thad @thadmortimer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026If they were they never said anything! 😅 But it’s not that intimidating really is it? I mean, it’s well within the average range. 110
Thad @thadmortimer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Trousers usually, but I’d typically specify what kind; Jeans, tracksuit bottoms, shorts, etc. and under that goes my underwear… which I don’t bother with around the house (and occasionally even dispense with when out and about 😏) 010
Thad @thadmortimer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Chill and relaxed with plenty to drink to stay hydrated, lots of albo (or the equivalent), towels, chilled music, the option to watch porn, and easy access to a shower for clean up. Well now… that’s a surprisingly mature answer there, huh? 😅 010
Thad @thadmortimer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I’ve never thought about this before so good question! I’m not the most comfortable person in a crowd so maybe 5 max. But I don’t know if I’d do better in a sexually charged atmosphere or worse - I could see that going both ways 😅 but that’s aiming a bit high - I’ve never even had a threesome… yet 😈 000
Thad @thadmortimer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026You just walked in on me while I’m in the shower! 🤬 Well, make yourself useful and start scrubbing 🧼 😏 Happy #monochromemonday chaps. #gay #gayirish #cock #mcm #hairy #bator 21216
Thad @thadmortimer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Oops, sorry! I missed one! I’m not sure. In cars on the side of the road, in carparks, on a canal bank, in a swimming pool, abandoned farmyard… none of these are especially wild, are they? 😅 020
Thad @thadmortimer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026The experience of the movie? Hands down, The Dark Knight. 010
Thad @thadmortimer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026On a non-sexy phone call yes. Never did it on a non-sexy video call. I’m too expressive. It would be obvious something was going on 😅 010
Thad @thadmortimer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Gosh maybe 7 times. I don’t do that much any more, prefer long sessions now 🥵😋 010
Thad @thadmortimer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026When I’ve been edging for a while I tend to hit my face (and mouth) more often than not 😅 Even when I haven’t been edging it’s a risk. I cum a lot and there’s usually a lot of power behind it 🍆💦💦💦🥵 Ended up with cum in my eye more than I’d like to remember 😖😅 040