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Teresa F. Matchette🫘

@tfmatchette.bsky.social
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Teresa F. Matchette🫘 @tfmatchette.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Honest to God, the North Koreans s are me more than Iran. And they actually have a nuclear bomb
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Teresa F. Matchette🫘 @tfmatchette.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It’s so cute when he tries to act like a normal president
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Teresa F. Matchette🫘 @tfmatchette.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It’s so cute when he tries to talk and act like a normal president
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Teresa F. Matchette🫘 @tfmatchette.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Who is preparing these work contracts?
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Teresa F. Matchette🫘 @tfmatchette.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
No, no, no! The other 80 year old man! Eighty Six Forty Seven
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Teresa F. Matchette🫘 @tfmatchette.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The family will have to move to Argentina and change their name to something like Mengele to get the Trump stink off
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Teresa F. Matchette🫘 @tfmatchette.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Not my face!
Ancient mosaic of a leopard eating someone's face
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Teresa F. Matchette🫘 @tfmatchette.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Barron is going to have to change his last name to something like “Mengele” to avoid the Trump legacy
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Teresa F. Matchette🫘 @tfmatchette.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
None of those assholes was old enough to remember the bug out of Saigon. Lord what a mess! Remember the plane load of orphan babies that crashed at the airport!
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Teresa F. Matchette🫘 @tfmatchette.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
His descendants will have to change their names and move to Argentina
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Teresa F. Matchette🫘 @tfmatchette.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
You can't make poor people rich but you can make poor people's lives a little easier. More libraries and public transportation!
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Teresa F. Matchette🫘 @tfmatchette.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
How about Dumb-old J. Trump for a funny nick name
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Teresa F. Matchette🫘 @tfmatchette.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Now this is a team I would love to see at the White House! Lots and lots of pictures!
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Teresa F. Matchette🫘 @tfmatchette.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Tots and Pears
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Morgan J Freeman @mjfree.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I'm gonna post this everyday so MAGA never forgets what Trump did on Jan 6
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Teresa F. Matchette🫘 @tfmatchette.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
What could possibli go wrong?
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Teresa F. Matchette🫘 @tfmatchette.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Lisa Simpson had the cure Check out this video, "paul anka lisa simpson just dont look" share.google/YXhHimgbRkki...
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Paul Anka and Lisa Simpson - Just don't look
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Teresa F. Matchette🫘 @tfmatchette.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Or Kuwait or Iraq or Grenada
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Teresa F. Matchette🫘 @tfmatchette.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Is Kristie still living in the Coast Guard Commandants house?
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Teresa F. Matchette🫘 @tfmatchette.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I walked in to an old fashioned drug store (not chain) and was hit with "I wonder if there's new comic books!" nearly 60 years after I bought my last one.
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Teresa F. Matchette🫘 @tfmatchette.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
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Teresa F. Matchette🫘 @tfmatchette.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
This is such an important observation! There's no Democratic farm team!
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Teresa F. Matchette🫘 @tfmatchette.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Don't forget Kuwait - the war for the gold plated faucets of the Kuwaiti royal family
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Teresa F. Matchette🫘 @tfmatchette.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
My first act upon awakening every morning is to check social media to see if he died while I was sleeping
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Teresa F. Matchette🫘 @tfmatchette.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Forget your puffy frog suits and synchronized handmaiden dances, we need more of this! Disrupt! Make life uncomfortable for the regime
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Teresa F. Matchette🫘 @tfmatchette.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Their families will have to change their names and move to Argentina
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Teresa F. Matchette🫘 @tfmatchette.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Now isn't this more effective than a puffy frog suit
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Teresa F. Matchette🫘 @tfmatchette.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Much more effective than puffy frog suits
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Teresa F. Matchette🫘 @tfmatchette.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Much more effective than puffy frog suits
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Teresa F. Matchette🫘 @tfmatchette.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
My first act every morning is to check social media to see if he's died overnight.
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Teresa F. Matchette🫘 @tfmatchette.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Pesky rules of engagement, amirite!
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Teresa F. Matchette🫘 @tfmatchette.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Every missile fired means another community health center, technical training center, senior center, local school, library, bridge, repaved roads, local transit, food pantry is not built.
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Teresa F. Matchette🫘 @tfmatchette.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Connections Puzzle #1000🎉 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩 Don’t usually play anymore, OCD was making me too anxious
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Teresa F. Matchette🫘 @tfmatchette.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Watching the Hunger Games Marathon this Saturday. Seeing the State Goons wade into the District 11 crowd and summarily execute the protestor no longer feels like science fiction. Dystopia we are here!
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Teresa F. Matchette🫘 @tfmatchette.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Tots and Pears, Mitch!
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Teresa F. Matchette🫘 @tfmatchette.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Not an illegal immigrant!
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Teresa F. Matchette🫘 @tfmatchette.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Did anyone notice how Bovino pronounced “gestapo “? Very unsettling to my ears.
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Teresa F. Matchette🫘 @tfmatchette.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Shut up, old man!
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Teresa F. Matchette🫘 @tfmatchette.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Shut up, gandpa!
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Teresa F. Matchette🫘 @tfmatchette.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Voldemort! Voldemort! Voldemort!
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Teresa F. Matchette🫘 @tfmatchette.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Ich bin ein Minnesotan
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Teresa F. Matchette🫘 @tfmatchette.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
He’s not wearing any clothes! The emperor is naked!
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Teresa F. Matchette🫘 @tfmatchette.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
🧢🐶🔫I've been trying to find the right combo to represent Kristi Noem
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Teresa F. Matchette🫘 @tfmatchette.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
I guarantee you will be greeted as liberators!
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Teresa F. Matchette🫘 @tfmatchette.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Join me for the Worldle Grand Tour - 50 epic questions to mark the end of 2025! 🌍 Take the Grand Tour: worldle.teuteuf.fr/grand-tour-2025 I scored 38 out of 50, better than 88% of test takers
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Teresa F. Matchette🫘 @tfmatchette.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
I envision an animatronic trump statue in the presidential library lobby. It'll be pointing a finger and emitting "Quiet, Piggy" You can get a selfie.
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Teresa F. Matchette🫘 @tfmatchette.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
🎶Tomorrow belongs to me!🎶
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Teresa F. Matchette🫘 @tfmatchette.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Not a drag queen
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Teresa F. Matchette🫘 @tfmatchette.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Not a drag queen
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