tfae @tfae.bsky.social · 22/08/2026fun fact: the chinese name for anomalocaris is “奇虾”, or “weird shrimp” 001
tfae @tfae.bsky.social · 17/08/2026australia’s “snakes alive” are doubly haram: once because they’re snakes; another because they’re alive 000
tfae @tfae.bsky.social · 06/07/2026i feel that a big part of Root is parents buying it for the cute art and not realizing it’s about furry civil war 010
tfae @tfae.bsky.social · 16/03/2026tetrio surge indicator is brutal like yeah, your opponent can send a 25 line attack at any time. here’s a big red number in the middle of your board so you don’t forget 🙂 020
tfae @tfae.bsky.social · 26/12/2025in sydney australia there is north ryde, west ryde, east ryde, central ryde. but if you say south ryde they kill you 020
tfae @tfae.bsky.social · 27/09/2025very nice !! btw, for the pentagram, you can add an extra half hitch as you come in under the armpits this can look neater and also stop the rope from riding up 120
tfae @tfae.bsky.social · 20/09/2025the last axiom of a closure operator can be weakened to cl(cl(x)) ≤ cl(x) , and i think that is more elegant, as it generalizes directly to the definition of a monad 020
tfae @tfae.bsky.social · 26/08/2025mononoke is funny for many reasons, but in particular the entire “nue” arc consists of a guy burning incense in an empty room before he splits a piece of wood in half 120
tfae @tfae.bsky.social · 13/06/2025sydney turned its main street into a tram route and it’s the 2nd best thing they’ve ever done 110
tfae @tfae.bsky.social · 18/05/2025thinking about how in japanese it’s called “underarms exposed” because showing armpits is degrading & humiliating but in the west it’s a “bunny tie” u look like bnuy 020
tfae @tfae.bsky.social · 12/05/2025the linked emails have an exec saying they’re “deeply uncomfortable” with making search worse, and they doubt that even the ads team wants to do that 110
tfae @tfae.bsky.social · 03/05/2025this seems broadly reasonable, but it’s funny how “sadist” and “daddy” ranked higher than “rigger” 030
tfae @tfae.bsky.social · 26/04/2025contrary to popular belief, i can also tie things that aren’t people 010
tfae @tfae.bsky.social · 23/04/2025cucumber dildos represent the excesses of modernity the vegetable is naturally spiky; only with machine paring and plastic wrap can they be sold smooth & fuckable 120
tfae @tfae.bsky.social · 16/04/2025tied a “happy baby” yesterday ! bunny asked to not share photos, so just imagine this but with rope 020
tfae @tfae.bsky.social · 14/04/2025oh, so you should curl your finger and pull the rope back? like a hook? a crochet hook? 130
tfae @tfae.bsky.social · 08/04/2025i think it’s cool that they make fries in the shape of the watertower logo 000
tfae @tfae.bsky.social · 29/03/2025anyway if you get into the rope business then half your customers will be horny 010