beth penalty @texpdx.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I need enough to last: • the whole time • the whole night • my whole life 010
beth penalty @texpdx.bsky.social · 28/09/2026tossing old dry weed crumbs because i live in a legal state and i no longer have to subject myself to hoarding and smoking shitty weed 020
beth penalty @texpdx.bsky.social · 25/09/2026hot neighbor knocked on the door asking for help and I ran out so fast I locked myself out of the house 020
beth penalty @texpdx.bsky.social · 23/09/2026just read the lesbian bar mask fiasco article aloud to my roommate 010
beth penalty @texpdx.bsky.social · 20/09/2026just got a chicken salad baguette and iced coffee delivered at 4pm 111
beth penalty @texpdx.bsky.social · 18/09/2026she brought back the sax this is the greatest day of my life 000
beth penalty @texpdx.bsky.social · 17/09/2026spontaneous ATX trip to see fam & strfkr in november 010
beth penalty @texpdx.bsky.social · 15/09/2026heard charli played NLC last night and I found my clip of her opening number at emo’s in austin in 2019. went to it solo and mostly sober and some lady told me she and her bf thought I looked like the cop from stranger things 000
beth penalty @texpdx.bsky.social · 15/09/2026quit my job today. I am simply not for the corporate world. this is how your teams message finds me, Dave 230
beth penalty @texpdx.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Easy A / Twilight double feature after [redacted] beers 010
beth penalty @texpdx.bsky.social · 05/09/2026just had my blood drawn by the meanest lady i’ve ever met 010
beth penalty @texpdx.bsky.social · 04/09/2026have to set up outpatient procedure but at least I’ll get to miss a whole day of work 120
beth penalty @texpdx.bsky.social · 03/09/2026cashier accidentally rang up my bulk coffee as gluten-free pasta elbows and I got like $5 off 010
Reposted by beth penaltyDr. Stoner Cub @dr-stoner-cub.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Lil tummy Tuesday in the sun for ya 1304
Reposted by beth penaltybrogressive overload @meatballjake.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Wfh outfit 42146673
