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Tim Raebig

@texastimr.bsky.social
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Don't fear the biscuit can.

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Tim Raebig @texastimr.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Now take a deep breath with your liver.
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Tim Raebig @texastimr.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Must be something in the air... I scored a 95 last night. Those beers probably had a hand in it. Performance enhanced sleep.
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Tim Raebig @texastimr.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
But imagine all the fun he can have with that cash someday!
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Tim Raebig @texastimr.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Livin' the dream!
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Tim Raebig @texastimr.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I had another beer. What are we talking about?
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Tim Raebig @texastimr.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Fuck yeah. You have my full support!
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Tim Raebig @texastimr.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Well??? What'd you get. I'm drunk, too. I must know what I could be doing right now.
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Tim Raebig @texastimr.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
The optics are hilarious. I understand, however, that this is the end of a "failure" workout or something where you keep doing reps until you cannot. Still, fuck this dillhole.
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Tim Raebig @texastimr.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Too true.
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Tim Raebig @texastimr.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
I would never eat a gym for lunch, but you do you.
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Tim Raebig @texastimr.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Not important. As you were.
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Tim Raebig @texastimr.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
We're getting back to nature for 2026.
Nature's Butts 2026 Wall Calendar
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Tim Raebig @texastimr.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
You stole my wedding vows.
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Tim Raebig @texastimr.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Looks perfect. Merry Christmas!
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Tim Raebig @texastimr.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
I'll drink to that.
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Tim Raebig @texastimr.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
No, Isabella isn't spoiled. Why do you ask?
Isabella the cat watching videos on her tablet.
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Tim Raebig @texastimr.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Ok, sure.
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Tim Raebig @texastimr.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Give me salami or give me death!
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Tim Raebig @texastimr.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Them's the rules.
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Tim Raebig @texastimr.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Sorry to hear, John. Hope it clears up soon.
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Tim Raebig @texastimr.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Yeah, I'm definitely not fine right now.
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Tim Raebig @texastimr.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
One of the things that makes Texas bearable, and there really are many things, is the mild winter. I suffered from the long dark and cold before moving south, so I fully empathize. Hopefully you can feel more light this winter.
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Tim Raebig @texastimr.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Well balanced team. The defense is awful, too.
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Tim Raebig @texastimr.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Freedom skidmarks
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Tim Raebig @texastimr.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
That's practically a war crime.
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Tim Raebig @texastimr.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
The Doritos invasion is a national emergency, I'm pretty sure. I've always kept a pretty stocked pantry, but lately it's just a little more stocked with dried and canned goods just in case. And I always keep at least one case of water in the garage, and gas for the generator.
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Tim Raebig @texastimr.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Yay. We could easily make it a month with the supplies we always keep on hand. Hurricanes, derechos, flooding, freezes... could be anything any time around here.
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Tim Raebig @texastimr.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Pope Pope the Pope
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Tim Raebig @texastimr.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Boss Tone Studio is a good tool for managing patches. You can download patches from the Boss Tone Exchange site. Marty Music has a ton of good ones there, and videos on YouTube.
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Tim Raebig @texastimr.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Fun! The Katana is great to mess around with. I was just playing through mine.
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Tim Raebig @texastimr.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Yay, new gear day! What'd you get?
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Tim Raebig @texastimr.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Excellent! Glad to hear it went well. Hope your recovery is swift and complete.
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Tim Raebig @texastimr.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Jotting this down so I don't forget.
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Tim Raebig @texastimr.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Wow
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Tim Raebig @texastimr.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Wait... what??
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Tim Raebig @texastimr.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
It's building flavor for you.
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Tim Raebig @texastimr.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Don't worry, we can all live on Mars and eat stonks.
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Tim Raebig @texastimr.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
My daughter is a librarian here and her branch does passports. They are overwhelmed right now. People are understandably fearful, like trans folks with the X gender designation on their passport. Parents are frantically trying to get their American born kids documentation.
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Tim Raebig @texastimr.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
America's healthcare future is Pfizer and Hims/Hers.
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Tim Raebig @texastimr.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
It's not repentin' time yet, don't worry.
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Tim Raebig @texastimr.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
It's as if gaining office is the only power they truly want.
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Tim Raebig @texastimr.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Isn't it fun hoping for some kind of collapse to save us all? Seriously, though, Congress is ok giving away the power of the purse to Leon?
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Tim Raebig @texastimr.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
The only like I got on my broccoli picture here was from me. womp womp
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Tim Raebig @texastimr.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Asparabroc is looking good.
Asparabroc
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Tim Raebig @texastimr.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
I sure hope you can heal up and get back to normal soon, John. The good news is "normal" has a pretty broad and fucked up range these days. So you go that going for you.
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Tim Raebig @texastimr.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
That was the best acid.
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Tim Raebig @texastimr.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
How many headstones are you gonna have? Apologies for being an old white guy.
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Tim Raebig @texastimr.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
In 1994, laying tracks for an album that actually got a little airplay in Chicago for about a minute. But I abandoned the rock star life, moved to Boston for a girl I met on IRC, got married, life happened.
Rock star Tim, 1994
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Tim Raebig @texastimr.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
This one time. I found a cool desk in a dumpster.
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Tim Raebig @texastimr.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Yeah, I'm not very great about "sharing" my life. Been playing nearly 50 years, though for a small chunk of years I mostly played brass in bands and orchestra around Chicago. My love affair with the guitar came back in college, the collection started, and various other things happened.
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